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2004-12-26 02:29:13 PM  
The movie White Noise will be a huge success.

Way to go out on a limb, there...risky, risky.
 
2004-12-26 02:37:41 PM  
52. A celebrity will have an accident with a tree.

Come on, that's a prediction? Billy Joel hits something every year...
 
2004-12-26 02:45:02 PM  
38. Late 2005 there will be a huge medical breakthrough. Possibly involving cancer.

Still no cure for cancer?
 
2004-12-26 02:48:13 PM  
A disease will attack our armpits.

Not my armpits!
 
2004-12-26 02:53:41 PM  
5. We will see an huge amount of solar flares around June/July creating a summer heatwave that will break all records on Eastcoast US and in Europe.

I am not an astronomer or meteorologist, but solar flares do not have anything to do with how hot the weather is, just the occasional aurora borealis, and electromagnetic interference with communications and power grids.
 
2004-12-26 03:28:10 PM  
I can guarantee that the free energy prediction will never come true... it just ain't possible...
 
2004-12-26 04:06:25 PM  
I predict that Art Bell will interview Hitler's Brain. In Atlantis. They will discuss UFOs and the coming global (ecological/economic/your catalyst here) crisis, and then he will play this crazy tape that sounds like it was recorded in Hell.

So beith it!
 
2004-12-26 04:15:14 PM  
Still waiting for just one of Ed Dames predictions to come true. Wait wait wait, I predict that Ed Dames will try to hawk his remote viewing tapes on Coast To Coast.

/nuff said.
 
2004-12-26 04:15:29 PM  


I'm kinda concerned about Art Bell's fanbase. That stuff just ain't healthy.
 
2004-12-26 04:17:34 PM  
of course, the Art Bell fans are in much better touch with reality than the Rush Limbaugh fans.
 
2004-12-26 04:36:17 PM  
Art will fall off the wagon again and beat Ramona with a garden rake durin a 3 day drinking binge.
 
2004-12-26 04:40:20 PM  


From a recent Photoshop contest (products and the celebrities who should endorse them). Credit to FARKer Damnit



Art Bell wearing the real thing.

It's also worth note that this is only half of the predictions for this year. The other half come New Year's Eve on Coast to Coast AM.
 
2004-12-26 04:48:52 PM  
"A disease will attack our armpits.

And millions will be tickled to death.
 
2004-12-26 05:13:48 PM  
A black pope? Wow, there's unlikley, and just plain crazy. I wonder if he'll be teaming up with a female president of the US after the next election down here, to make up the "not a chance in hell" squad.
 
2004-12-26 05:34:53 PM  
I think Samuel L. should be the black Pope.
 
2004-12-26 05:50:06 PM  
Be sure to check out the 2004 Predictions. Their accuracy is quite consistent.
 
2004-12-26 06:11:51 PM  
Wow, I sure hope these folks don't invest in the stock market.
 
2004-12-26 07:05:16 PM  
53. Lisa Marie Presley will have a hit song.

Out of all the whacky predictions this one is the least likely.
 
2004-12-26 07:47:33 PM  
A disease will attack our armpits.

Too late for that one, Mr. Bell.
 
2004-12-26 08:16:17 PM  
52. A celebrity will have an accident with a tree.

Made me laugh for some reason. Hard.

of course, the Art Bell fans are in much better touch with reality than the Rush Limbaugh fans.

So true. They still Osama and Saddam are the Hall & Oates of terrorism.
 
2004-12-26 08:17:15 PM  
They still think Osama and Saddam are the Hall & Oates of terrorism.

OK.
 
2004-12-26 08:22:54 PM  
OMG! He was right for one of 2003's predictions!

"20. Red Sox win World Series.
Red Sox won the World Series 4-0."

Since that was true, you must believe the rest.
 
2004-12-26 09:39:27 PM  
hoopycat

Thanks for posting that list before I had a chance to ask for it. It looks like all that I have to do to make 100% fool-proof predictions for 2005 is to take Art's list and say the absolute opposite of everything he says. I'll make millions, I tell you!!!
 
2004-12-26 10:45:23 PM  
That list was the dumbest thing ever to get a green light.
 
2004-12-26 11:07:59 PM  
Jabber:

Thanks for posting that list before I had a chance to ask for it. It looks like all that I have to do to make 100% fool-proof predictions for 2005 is to take Art's list and say the absolute opposite of everything he says. I'll make millions, I tell you!!!

1. US will put no more additional troops into Iraq.

2. No new energy source will be created, discovered, or released.

3. The aforementioned free energy source will not be released to the public, nor will it refrigerate as well as create electricity.

4. The movie 'White Noise' will meet with no success.

5. We will see no solar flares around June/July.

(6) In Ohio the election will not be reversed by a judge, after the election is certified.

6. The Pope will live to see the end of another year.

7. Dick Cheney will fulfill his term in office.

8. No major terrorist attack against US and Canada in April.

(9) IAUS will be the worst stock to buy in 2005.

9. Al Qaeda in bondage by US before the end of the year.

10. In 2005 there will be less public outcry for Sunday legislation.

11. Johnny Carson will live through this year.

12. After the inauguration in January, Israel will be involved in an effort to expand the peace process to Iran.

13. People of Canada will rally for their independance.

14. A cure for Parkinson's disease will not be discovered in May or September.

15. The Bush administration will not begin marketing the national ID card.

16. A 6.5 earthquke about 30 miles west of LA in August will not occur.

17. A big rise in the designer and private usage of stem cell research and productivity will not take place.

18. Tony Blair will increase the number of British troops inIraq.

19. A minor earthquake will hit Los Angeles.

20. Computer technology will increase at a steady rate in accordance with Moore's Law.

21. Mount St. Helens will not erupt.

(22) A terrorist attack bigger than 911 will not happen.

22. Nuclear power plants will continue their exemplary safety record.

23. Bigfoot will be discovered as a fraud in 2005.

24. Iraq elections go off without a hitch.

25. NASA probe will successfully and flawlessly reach a comet.

26. A tractor trailer will not explode in a large US city.

27. Aliens will be proved to be real.

28. In May a cruise ship will dock safely.

29. Government psychics will be denounced as frauds and largely discredited.

30. Saudi Arabia will fall to democratic reformers and become full allies with the United States.

31. An act of peace in North America.

32. Nuclear flower to be detonated in Baghdad.

33. The International Space Station will be expanded.

34. Um, peace continues.

35. A military connected peace movement.

36. Food continues to be safe.

37. Someone sneezes.

38. Still no cure for cancer.

39. Someone wins in Las Vegas during July.

40. Jim Morrison to be found still dead.

41. Russia will not ask US for help with the Chechen rebels and it return will receive 5 more years of needless conflict.

42. There will be no births in any political families. At all.

43. The government will subsidize the distribution of bibles and the advertisement of churches on television.

44. No UFO sightings in the southwest to the northeast US and Canada.

45. People in US and Canada will never start to take remote viewing seriously.

46. The rapture won't come this year.

47. Cold air will be rediscovered in Ukraine or Estonia area.

48. There will be a draft this year, and someone will close the drapes in response.

49. A guest on the Discovery Channel will discuss fungal life.

50. A well known corporation will announce record profits by the end of the year.

51. The Pope will still be alive.

52. No celebrity will have an accident with a tree.

53. Lisa Marie Presley will have multiple flop songs.

54. No terrorist attack that will come through the ports, particularly not in LA.

55. There won't be a mass orgasm of war.

56. The Pope will still still be alive, and won't be replaced by an Italian one.

57. A disease will attack our feet.
 
2004-12-27 01:28:59 AM  
i wonder how his interview with the Miami Dolphins went?

Oh wait, that was Art Shell.
 
2004-12-27 01:30:45 AM  
13. People of Canada will rally to become part of the USA.

rofl, not likely.
 
2004-12-27 01:32:08 AM  
I think Phil Hendrie does Art Bell better than Art Bell did.

I have discovered an invisibility drink--Goblin Juice--and now the CIA has placed radio transmitters in my pillow and in one of my two cats.
 
2004-12-27 01:36:22 AM  
Trust me ohok, we are more then thankful.
 
2004-12-27 01:36:30 AM  
I think the CIA had a mix up and implanted me with a mind control chip that was meant for dogs.

Because everytime a plane flys overhead, I have an uncontrollable urge to take a dump on Art Bells front lawn.
 
2004-12-27 01:38:00 AM  
This guy should list his size so it would be easier to fit him for a straight-jacket.
 
2004-12-27 01:38:35 AM  
I find myself listening to Art Bell and George Noory pretty much every night, since I work alot at night. The best part about the show is when bat-shiat crazy people call, it's like a train disaster, that leaves Art/George wondering if what they are doing is really worth it. It often leaves me with a feeling of hating people even more.
Some people should just lock themselves away from everything and take their meds.
Some of the guests are well spoken, though, as are Art and George - even if it is all crazy jibjab.
 
2004-12-27 01:43:19 AM  
Aren't these two a bit contradictory?

#27 Aliens will be proved to be not real

#44 Multiple UFO sightings in the southwest to the northeast US and Canada.

(ok, UFO doesn't always = Aliens)

See also 51 & 56, several others involving terrorist attacks and the ones thwarted by psychics.

Let's hope 2005 has the same track record as 2004.
 
2004-12-27 01:44:39 AM  
6. The Pope will die and he will be replaced by a black Pope.

51. The Pope will pass away in May or June.

56. The Pope will die on 15th March. The next Pope will be french and he will be the last Pope as we know it.


Now, shouldn't that be just one item on the list?
 
2004-12-27 01:45:22 AM  
The best part is last year they would have been 0 for 104 without the Red Sox!
 
2004-12-27 01:47:45 AM  
I work late at night myself.

My resolution for the New Year will be to call the show and make up something really farking stupid that George will actually believe it.
 
2004-12-27 01:50:39 AM  
Who the hell is Art Bell (really)?

Not that I really care.
 
2004-12-27 01:50:45 AM  
TheMultipleMan:

I work late at night myself.

My resolution for the New Year will be to call the show and make up something really farking stupid that George will actually believe it.



I have thought about calling in many times, with something made up. I have a keep, very serious voice - so I believe I could pull it off...but in the end, I'm too lazy to bother actually forming a good idea and go back to lurking on fark and pretending to work.
Though forming a good idea doesn't stop most of the callers.
 
2004-12-27 01:51:49 AM  
helioquake: Who the hell is Art Bell (really)?

Not that I really care.


He is the host of a radio show that deals with odd things, like ufo's and ghosts.
coasttocoastam.com
 
2004-12-27 01:52:03 AM  
6. The Pope will die and he will be replaced by a black Pope.

51. The Pope will pass away in May or June.

56. The Pope will die on 15th March. The next Pope will be french and he will be the last Pope as we know it.


May or June = March 15?

and a black Pope from France???

/better predictions from Homsar
 
2004-12-27 01:52:24 AM  
Bigfoot will be discovered in 2005. I divorced her in 1994!!!! Not only that she had a big butt too!!!
 
2004-12-27 01:53:10 AM  
These predictions are not made by Art Bell, they are made by the people who call his show. That would explain the contradictory nature of some the predictions.
 
2004-12-27 01:53:57 AM  
From what I understand (never having heard the show) this is a list of predictions made by Mr Bell's listeners so therefore internal consistency is not required...


Oh, damn. Nothing he says is internally consistent, let alone externally.
 
2004-12-27 01:56:00 AM  
Johnny Carson will pass away this year...and Ed McMahon will still do anything for a paycheck!
 
2004-12-27 01:57:40 AM  
Jim Morrison will be found alive? haha sweet
 
2004-12-27 01:58:27 AM  
helioquake

Who the hell is Art Bell (really)?

---

He's an advanced lifeform that occasionally resonatess at
about 3.84 MHz. He has been code named W6OBB by the United
States Federal government.
 
2004-12-27 01:59:02 AM  
The US in bondage by Al Qaeda before the end of the year.----Can I wear one of those red rubber ball leather strap thingies like in Pulp Fiction?
 
2004-12-27 02:00:46 AM  
Jeebus Farking Christ! Has Art Bell now become this generation's Jean Dixon?

Plain, pure and simple, almost half of this shiat is stuff that even a brain damaged middle school brat could spew out, having been rendered to near imbicility by the outright crap on TV for the past decade, at least.

A good bit of the rest is no more than just following the news. Mount St. Helens going to blow? Duuuuuhhhhh!
 
2004-12-27 02:01:42 AM  
I predict that someone might actually know the answer to the following:

When Satan (or a variant) is on South Park, what the hell is the music that plays? Is it a South Park original or from some movie score or something. It sounds like Carmina Burana (Oh Fortuna or something) but says something about satan dominus. Is this a certain "genre" of music?

Ok, I hope I predict correctly.
 
2004-12-27 02:02:49 AM  
Saudi Arabia will fall to Islamic fanatics and will become allies with Iran.

Ummm...newsflash...I don't know about the "allies-with-Iran" business, but they kind of ARE Islamic fanatics.
 
2004-12-27 02:03:00 AM  
Anti-perspirant containing alluminum contributes to breast cancer. How close is that to a disease of the arm pits?
 
2004-12-27 02:04:12 AM  
27. Aliens will be proved to be not real.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but the only way aliens will ever be proved to not be real is if everything in the entire universe gets destroyed...
 
2004-12-27 02:06:43 AM  
two things:

-- once again: predictions are by his bat shiat listeners, not him!

-- the black pope is not really that far fetched.
 
2004-12-27 02:07:40 AM  
Oh, and on Jim Morrison:

1. I was in Paris when he croaked. Wish I had found him and got an autograph. I'd been farking rich now.

2. I actually know a woman who got invited by him to a three-way. She ran away from the offer.
 
2004-12-27 02:09:31 AM  
I predict this thread will not achieve infinity status, though it may progress beyond "lots".

Oh, and they'll find pygmies living in Montana. Giant pygmies.
 
2004-12-27 02:09:34 AM  
Those psychics that work for the police do the same thing. They make about 1000 predictions and one or two are right, so people love them for it. Then again, they are just as accurate as the FBI in some cases (such as the Baton Rouge serial killer--the FBI said he was some white guy who was awkward around women but really smooth around women...). Then after they caught him they said, "Uh huh, see, we told you he would be between 20 and 90 and 5'0" and 7'0"...so he was black, oops."
 
2004-12-27 02:11:47 AM  
Lesbian Nazi Hookers Abducted by UFOs and Forced Into Weight Loss Programs - -all next week on Art Bell.
 
2004-12-27 02:23:31 AM  
tonesskin: some white guy who was awkward around women but really smooth around women...

....
 
2004-12-27 02:24:49 AM  
Honest question:

Who the hell is Art Bell?
 
2004-12-27 02:25:21 AM  
rppp01a

Lesbian Nazi Hookers Abducted by UFOs and Forced Into Weight Loss Programs - -all next week on Art Bell.

Any thread with a UHF reference is a good thread. Kudos.
 
2004-12-27 02:29:48 AM  
("Atvar

OMG! He was right for one of 2003's predictions!

"20. Red Sox win World Series.
Red Sox won the World Series 4-0."

Since that was true, you must believe the rest." )

Nah - he just blew his whole load on that one hehehehe
 
2004-12-27 02:32:43 AM  
my predictions for 2005:

1. Letterman will die or quit.

2. George Bush will have a good year until November.

3. San Diego will have some kind of disruption/power outage.

4. Minnesota Timberwolves win the NBA.

5. U2 disbands.

6. Ariel Sharon diagnosed with prostate cancer.

7. Chevy pickups recalled for door latch mechanism failure problem.

8. Wild geese population in small town in Ohio causes local residents to debate solution.

9. Actress marries rancher. The actress: Winona Ryder. The rancher? Ted Turner.

10. Hot dogs sell at huge discount after e coli/superbug scare in southwest Alabama.
 
2004-12-27 02:37:46 AM  
You know I remember a show he did just at the beginning of the war and he was very negative about going in, and said a few frank things about the administration. The next night he went completely the other way. Like someone had cracked the whip or something.
 
2004-12-27 02:39:42 AM  
13. People of Canada will rally to become part of the USA.

Of course, being a liberal government we will fight hard to join the US!!

We know he must be telling the truth when he contradicts himself with the Pope's death!!
 
2004-12-27 02:42:33 AM  


/obvious
 
2004-12-27 02:44:14 AM  
someone please post the screen cap. from caddyshack that they believed was the shuttle Columbia exploding. That was Art Bell and Coast to Coast AM that believed it was real
 
2004-12-27 02:46:08 AM  
Which is worse: the people who call in to this show, or the handful of us who listen and mock them?

Early Riser, Frequent AM listener
 
F42
2004-12-27 02:47:23 AM  
salsashark1: Now, shouldn't that be just one item on the list?


No, he's pretty old, and sick. It's best for the list if they repeat the predictions that are actually likelly to hapen.

"A sick old man will die" is a pretty good bet.
 
2004-12-27 02:49:38 AM  
rppp01a:

rppp01a [TotalFark]

Lesbian Nazi Hookers Abducted by UFOs and Forced Into Weight Loss Programs - -all next week on Art Bell.


 
2004-12-27 02:51:14 AM  
I predict that people who don't RTFA will have their balls eaten by chupacabras.
 
2004-12-27 02:51:47 AM  
Anybody ever hear the show he had regarding "Mel's Hole"??? Holy Fark I couldn't believe people actually believed that shiat.
 
2004-12-27 02:53:19 AM  
No predictions on the demise of Chevy Chase's career.
 
2004-12-27 02:53:22 AM  
TheLoneIguana, rppp01a

Watch George Newman as he opens up Al Capone's Glove Compartment!

"I Knew it...ROAD MAPS!"

/UHF is #1
 
2004-12-27 02:58:37 AM  
Highway 60 in eastern Arizona. Bigfoot to get hit by a truck and walks into an hospital injured.

rotflmao
 
2004-12-27 03:00:36 AM  
ohok: 13. People of Canada will rally to become part of the USA.

rofl, not likely.


yeah We do not need the economy do drop any more :D

(thats a joke for the people with no sense of humor :P)
 
2004-12-27 03:02:15 AM  
Well, apparently you can bet on everything predicted NOT coming true based on his last year of predictions...

http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/aspie/trueorfalse/newyear2004.html

1. It will be announced that the face on Mars is just rocks and shadows.
Wrong.



2. North Korea to detonate its first nuclear weapon, leading to a US invasion.
There was an explosion that created a mushroom cloud, but Korea denied it was nuclear.



3. Art Bell to return full-time to Coast to Coast.
Wrong.



4. Pope to pass away during Lent.
Wrong. The Pope is still alive.



5. ET contact this year. Either a huge mothership or lots of smaller ships all over the planet.
Wrong.



6. Mass media uncovers an ancient civilisation 10,500 - 12,000 BC.
Wrong.



7. Osama Bin Laden to be captured by September.
Wrong.



8. Coast to Coast to be mentioned more in the mainstream.
Correct. ABC came to Art's studio to make a documentary.


9. War in the Middle East to go out of control. North Korea or China will invade a US territory or US state leading to World War III.
War in Iraq did get a bit messy, but no invasion from North Korea or China.



10. British to get very good pictures of Mars and confirm artificial structures.
Wrong.

/Though, I am wondering what the heck is up with #1 being labelled "wrong".
 
2004-12-27 03:05:42 AM  
So, like a dozen nukes are going to go off in the next year? Between cruise ships, terror attack and apparently WWIII, we could have a bad year. Wow, that sucks. I guess I should get some canned goods or something....
 
2004-12-27 03:10:59 AM  
summary of art bells 2005 predictions:

 
2004-12-27 03:20:39 AM  
oncea long long time ago i got sucked in by art bell. i would listen and be enthralled by the all the wild concepts they talked about.

But then one day i'm listening to this guy who's telling this story about his trip to area 51 and this light speed rocket he invented for the government... well long story short as i was sitting there in the dark I relized that with my jr. high school knowledge of physics I could easily prove most of what he was saying was bullshiat. And none of ed dames apocalyptic predictions ever seemed to happen.

/glad to be rid of him and feel sorry for the morons who believe
 
2004-12-27 03:22:13 AM  
the black pope premonition isnt at all far fetched. the current pope is sickly, and at 84 has already past life expectancy. as far as being replaced by a black guy, there is a very important cardinal(one notch below pontiff)
http://slate.msn.com/id/2089815/
 
2004-12-27 03:26:32 AM  
28. In May a cruise ship will be blown up by a suitcase nuke.


Just need to get past that pesky problem of creating a nuke that will fit in a suitcase, and weigh less than a hundred pounds.
 
2004-12-27 03:33:15 AM  
my predictions for 2005:

1. spats, suspenders, and extremely big sunglasses will be back in style.

2. people will stop socializing in public completely, leading to closures of bars, clubs, etc.

3. people will move away from cities back to the countryside, anyone who still wants to live in a big city will have multiple place to stay for free (as long as you improve the property).

4. wearable computers and televising your entire life on your webpage will become affordable and trendy
 
2004-12-27 03:37:24 AM  
he doesn't speak too highly of Canada, now does he?

"13. People of Canada will rally to become part of the USA.
"

/at least we got a mention, twice!
//he doesn't realize that recent social trends have shown that Cnaadians in general are becoming quite socially different from the mainstream ideals of the United States, and are in fact becoming more socially progressive in the way that Europe has in the past. Yeah, I ruinedi t all for you. I can't help it, I'm a sociology student, so bite me!
 
2004-12-27 03:39:52 AM  
saarq: No predictions on the demise of Chevy Chase's career.


Chevy Chase has a career?
 
2004-12-27 03:41:35 AM  
My favorite callers are the ones who describe the symptoms of their psychosis in detail on the air. One night, George gave a lady a solid five minutes to explain how her neighbor has been assaulting her with microwaves for the past two years and it was giving her headaches, nose-bleeds, and bad breath.

That's entertainment.
 
2004-12-27 03:47:06 AM  
Am I the only one who took "black pope" to mean an evil, anti-christ like guy, invoking all manner of Armageddon?

Or should I just make some coccoa and go beg for a hug?
 
2004-12-27 03:56:59 AM  
#53 = truly terrifying
 
2004-12-27 04:06:20 AM  
coombuble
Can I wear one of those red rubber ball leather strap thingies like in Pulp Fiction?

It's called a gag ball.

cr3am
Correct me if I'm wrong, but the only way aliens will ever be proved to not be real is if everything in the entire universe gets destroyed...

With the way things are going, don't be too surprised...
 
2004-12-27 04:14:29 AM  
Anybody look at his prediction #92 for 2004?
"92. Tsunami to hit."

Guess he nailed that one.
 
2004-12-27 04:17:32 AM  
I predict the number of reality shows on in 2005 will reach a critical mass of stupidity, thus causing all the minds on earth to simultaneously take an evolutionary leap backwards.

Except for Charleton Heston.
 
2004-12-27 04:44:58 AM  
I predict that in 2005 Art Bell will marry a woman named "Taco" and drunk people will come to their window late at night requesting burritos.
 
2004-12-27 04:50:35 AM  
Uhm, based on last year's "predictions", which were practically all wrong, WHY THE FARK IS THIS BEING POSTED?????

Lame.
 
2004-12-27 05:13:07 AM  
18. Tony Blair will hit a crisis of conciousness and will withdraw British troops from Iraq.

That had me laughing out loud! Surely a "crisis of conscience"? Or do we have to keep on waking Tony up?
 
2004-12-27 05:18:20 AM  
"13. People of Canada will rally to become part of the USA."

Only on Art Bell, people.
 
2004-12-27 05:20:43 AM  
I predict one poster on this thread will die!


*DUN DUN DUUUUNNNNNN*

Oh shiat, maybe I shouldn't have posted that.
 
2004-12-27 05:35:05 AM  
Black Pope is probably the closest one to being right.
 
2004-12-27 05:38:48 AM  
26. A tractor trailer will explode in a large US city.

Some predicition. Gasoline tankers crash and burst into flames fairly often.

Cid
Just need to get past that pesky problem of creating a nuke that will fit in a suitcase, and weigh less than a hundred pounds.

Both the fomer Soviet Union and the U.S. did create them; the question is has/will some terrorist stolen/acquired one?

/still don't put any stock in the predicitons.
 
2004-12-27 05:52:46 AM  
tonesskin
When Satan (or a variant) is on South Park, what the hell is the music that plays? Is it a South Park original or from some movie score or something. It sounds like Carmina Burana (Oh Fortuna or something) but says something about satan dominus.

I think, even though I have not seen South Park in a while, that it is the theme from The Omen "Ave Satani". But what the hell do I know.

Next subject: I like Coast to Coast AM. When I feel that maybe I have mental issues, I listen to C2C and I feel like a well adjusted member of society. Works every time.

/I am serious
//I may be a freak, but open lines is freakier
///I see black helicopters
 
2004-12-27 05:59:56 AM  
Predictions:
1) Bush will continue to have unwavering support of conservatives for the next four years, no matter how badly Iraq goes or how many hundreds of thousands to millions of unarmed civilians die because of the war.
2) Cold reading will continue to make billions of dollars for salesmen, politicians, psychic mediums, con artists, and "alternative" healers.
3) With a opus dei head of education and an Enron con artist as US attorney general, the public will continue its downward spiral into peasants.
 
2004-12-27 06:00:50 AM  
I completely agree with the "black pope" thing. When one of whitey's organizations gets itself in trouble, a smart thing to do is install an African-American leader. Society has deemed the black man as largely beyond reproach, and society's anger over the sex scandals will be, for the most part, neutralized.

/white
//Catholic
 
2004-12-27 06:17:44 AM  
I've seen a few things in the sky over the years I can't explain, but then again, I'm not going to try to, nor does it matter to me what they were.

But Art IS entertaining, and alot of his show topics are interesting, no matter how "far out" they are to alot of people.

As for you posters who've turned this thread political:

The Christmas holiday shopping numbers are coming in MUCH better than YOU people expected (or "predicted"), the stock market is booming because of it, and AVERAGE gas prices are dropping across the board...

Bottom line, if you voted AGAINST Bush, you are in the MINORITY, which means more people in America DISAGREE with you!

Quit trying to convince the rest of the world that you are in the majority, because noone is listening.
 
2004-12-27 06:51:21 AM  
I predict that this thread will get re-greenlighted after New Year when Art does the second segment of the show.
 
hnb
2004-12-27 07:00:58 AM  
Hey, Mike_71:
You probably don't realize this, but even if you are "in the majority" (which is not necessarily the case, anyway), that doesn't necessarily make you right.
 
2004-12-27 07:11:53 AM  
Did the nuke go off in Houston yet?
 
2004-12-27 07:30:23 AM  
Art Bell is a corporate whore who would glady devour his own d*ck if he thought someone would give him a nickel for the act. I worked the midnight shift for years and years, and i listened to Coast to Coast. Generally speaking I loved the show, crackpots and all, and despite Art Bell's whiny little voice. Art's mindless peddling of anything and everything definitely detracted from my listening pleasure. He wasn't too bad at first, but he slowly added more, and more, and more advertisements till finally the guests couldn't get in a word edgewise over Bell's endless peddlings and panderings. The show became one long, boring infomercial. I finally turned it off in disgust, and never went back.

/next on Coast to Coast...Art's mysterious sexual encounter with himself
 
2004-12-27 07:52:30 AM  
Mike_71:

Quit trying to convince the rest of the world that you are in the majority, because noone is listening.

Actually, us and the rest of the world are the majority. We have a global mandate, while you have a victory by less than 3 percent.
 
TSD [TotalFark]
2004-12-27 07:53:56 AM  
57. A nuclear bomb in India. US invades Iran. A disease will attack our armpits.

OMG!!! Not armpits!! Will this affect all armpits worldwide or just in central areas? I am truly concerned about my 'pits.
 
2004-12-27 07:57:51 AM  
I got a good laugh out of the armpits one. People who believe this crap are as diluted as Christians. Hell they're often the same people.
 
2004-12-27 08:28:50 AM  
27. Aliens will be proved to be not real.
and
44. Multiple UFO sightings in the southwest to the northeast US and Canada.


make up your frikken mind
 
2004-12-27 08:31:52 AM  
People will continue to make dumbass lists.

Once again every financial/economic prediction made on CNBC will never be checked after the fact to see if anyone was ever right.
 
2004-12-27 08:37:16 AM  
Bottom line, if you voted AGAINST Bush, you are in the MINORITY, which means more people in America DISAGREE with you!

48/100 is a pretty fat minority.

.
 
2004-12-27 08:42:46 AM  
13. People of Canada will rally to become part of the USA.

Aahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Wow, I didn't know they had comedy writers. Good on 'em.
 
2004-12-27 08:48:05 AM  
I predict the opposite of everything Art Bell predicts.

/if this joke has already been done......sorry.
 
2004-12-27 08:50:12 AM  
2004-12-27 05:59:56 AM Northern

Predictions:
1) Bush will continue to have unwavering support of conservatives for the next four years, no matter how badly Iraq goes or how many hundreds of thousands to millions of unarmed civilians die because of the war.
___________________________

Well, duh?????????????
 
2004-12-27 08:50:55 AM  
Bottom line, if you voted AGAINST Bush, you are in the MINORITY, which means more people in America DISAGREE with you!

Actually, it means that the majority of voters is against me. But since that's only about 30% of the population, who knows who is in the majority?
 
2004-12-27 08:53:25 AM  
13. People of Canada will rally to become part of the USA.

Wrong. Last time I checked, pre-frontal lobotomy was not on
the list of procedures covered by our free health care.
I'd rather we joined the republic of Farkistan.
 
2004-12-27 08:53:29 AM  
2004-12-27 08:28:50 AM dukkhapoop

27. Aliens will be proved to be not real.
and
44. Multiple UFO sightings in the southwest to the northeast US and Canada.

make up your frikken mind


it's called covering your ass. so they can say that they are right on something. i'm sorry but making alot of "predictions" or as i like to call them guesses, does not make you a psychic. i could make a hundred "predictions" and one of them is bound to come true. hey i can be a psychic too!
 
2004-12-27 08:54:30 AM  
Bottom line, if you voted AGAINST Bush, you are in the MINORITY, which means more people in America DISAGREE with you!
_______________

Wrong...it means I am in the minority of people who voted. Not everyone voted.

/typical
 
2004-12-27 09:02:20 AM  
27. Aliens will be proved to be not real.

Elementary logic: False until proven true. The burden of proof lies with someone to prove that they exist, not the other way around.

Flame on.
 
2004-12-27 09:11:49 AM  
I wouldn't diss on the black pope bit. Catholicisim is growing faster in Africa than anywhere else. The vatican can play to their base like any political organization. :)
 
2004-12-27 09:18:05 AM  
Nuclear power plant disaster in Cleveland caused by vibrations from aircraft causing cracks.

The last time I checked, there isn't a nuclear power plant in Cleveland. There's one about 60 to 70 miles away to the west, but it hasn't been active for nearly three years.

Chalk up another "wrong" for Art Bell's listeners.
 
2004-12-27 09:20:06 AM  
46. God will prepare everyone for a mass exodus. Big sucking sounds as Art says.
 
2004-12-27 09:23:53 AM  
Haaa, I knew them Aliens was right all along..

 
2004-12-27 09:25:35 AM  
 
2004-12-27 09:30:07 AM  
13. People of Canada will rally to become part of the USA.

hahahahaha. Good luck with that one.
 
2004-12-27 09:40:38 AM  
MIKE_71: "Bottom line, if you voted AGAINST Bush, you are in the MINORITY, which means more people in America DISAGREE with you! Quit trying to convince the rest of the world that you are in the majority, because noone is listening."

Hey Mike, less that %40 of the voting age population made the effort so you don't truly know who the majority is. Also, having family in Europe I can tell you that yes indeed others are watching and listening to what is happening with America so pull your head out of the sand.

/Art Bell not as funny as it used to be but still good for a laugh now and then
 
2004-12-27 09:41:26 AM  
Here are a few tidbits for Art Bell and his believers to chew on!
http://www.uncoveror.com/outage.htm
http://www.uncoveror.com/jello.htm
http://www.uncoveror.com/beast.htm
http://www.uncoveror.com/idplan.htm
http://www.uncoveror.com/bigfoot.htm
http://www.uncoveror.com/popups.htm
http://www.uncoveror.com/webcams.htm
http://www.uncoveror.com/fans.htm
http://www.uncoveror.com/vchip.htm

We're all gonna die! AAAAAAAAAH!
 
2004-12-27 09:47:18 AM  
I know I'm not the only one who noticed that this was at least the second year he put the death of the pope on his list. Well, if he can make predictions, then here are mine:

1) Britney Spears will get divorced.
2) Jennifer Lopez will get divorced.
3) The Pope will die, and be replaced by a guy.
4) No draft.
5) The war in Iraq will come to an end shortly after the election.
6) The economy will pick up
7) The begining for the non-silicon computers will debut
8) The movie 'Batman Begins' will be a big hit.
9) Geeks across the nation will stand in line for months for tickets to see the latest 'Star Wars' movie. Some will even be in costume

and finally,
10) The U.N. will either dissovle or move out of the building they are currently in in New York after the Oil-For-Food scandle heats up.
 
2004-12-27 09:55:48 AM  
I can't wait until Francis Arinze becomes the third black pope. Now if we could only get a viable option for a black guy to be U.S. President.
 
2004-12-27 09:59:23 AM  
How about the Ass Haberdashery, are they available for comment?

Hopefully, his radio program contains an inaudible signalwhich sterilzes his listeners. Rush Limbaugh has much the same thing already, just that his is audible.
 
2004-12-27 09:59:45 AM  
Now if we could only get a viable option for a black guy to be U.S. President.


Barak Obama? (sp?)
 
2004-12-27 10:06:15 AM  
can't wait until Francis Arinze becomes the third black pope. Now if we could only get a viable option for a black guy to be U.S. President.

How about instead of a black guy, we get a black woman, like say Condilezza Rice.

My first choice is Collin Powell, but he won't do it.
 
2004-12-27 10:06:51 AM  
Are the tin foil hats supposed to keep the bad thoughts out or in? I believe Art may need to turn his hat around and try again.
 
2004-12-27 10:10:48 AM  
Great Janitor:

How about instead of a black guy, we get a black woman, like say Condilezza Rice.

My first choice is Collin Powell, but he won't do it.


I'll take either. As long as anyone named Al Sharpton or Jesse Jackson stays as far away as possible. Seriously, what do those guys do? How can you have all that money without having a real job?
 
2004-12-27 10:11:31 AM  
From the high desert and the great meth-using southwest, I bid you all good evening..good morning..good afternoon..uh..what time is it anyway?? I'm Art Bell and welcome to toast-to-toasted am.
 
2004-12-27 10:17:02 AM  
My predictions

Two nations will go to war, one against the other, but only one will win.

Terrorists will strike somewhere this year, probably with success, somewhere in the world.

People will complain about the price of gas, food, toys, etc.

A natural disaster will occur either in the time of warm or hot, or cooling or cold weather that will cause property damage and loss of at least one life.

Snow will fall from the sky, but only for part of the year. Antartica will remain very cold for 2005.

There will be political scandals erupt. Someone will resign.

The President, along with other world leaders, will continue to be largely ineffective in bringing any significant changes to their countries or the world at large.

Osama bin Laden will be in the news sometime this year.

During the Superbowl this year one team will emerge victorious. The same with the World Series.

Flame wars on Fark will continue. Neither side will be able to sway others to their views.
 
2004-12-27 10:17:56 AM  
I'll take either. As long as anyone named Al Sharpton or Jesse Jackson stays as far away as possible. Seriously, what do those guys do? How can you have all that money without having a real job?

The same way members of organized crime can have money without real jobs. Seriously.
 
2004-12-27 10:23:06 AM  
1. Make vague predictions that aren't specific enough to verify.
2. Make excuses when predictions don't come true.
3. Profit.
 
2004-12-27 10:28:39 AM  
I too could make predictions as easily as Art Bell if I had that much fiber in my diet.
 
2004-12-27 10:33:38 AM  
Art Bell will retire, come out of retirement, retire, come out of retirement, and then retire.
 
2004-12-27 10:50:01 AM  
I have actually listened to the show a couple of times, and I always come away a bit depressed. A lot of the callers fit the cliche of the paranoid military wannabe white loaner.

I confess to getting a kick out of watching some of the UFO/Paranormal TV shows, and ocassionally they will make me go "Hmm...", but Mr. Bell's show and it's guests/callers make me squirm and want to go hide somewhere.

/shudders
 
2004-12-27 11:04:06 AM  
skippy2057

the paranoid military wannabe white loaner
Is that what you use when your own paranoid military wannabe white is in the shop?
 
2004-12-27 11:06:43 AM  
MasterSheik: I think Phil Hendrie does Art Bell better than Art Bell did.

Damn Right. Phil is a genius and his Art Bell impression is dead on. If you want to hear some clips of Phil as Art, go here:

http://thingsbahamian.net/Phil_guests/a_bell/
 
2004-12-27 11:06:52 AM  
"2004-12-27 09:47:18 AM Great Janitor


I know I'm not the only one who noticed that this was at least the second year he put the death of the pope on his list. Well, if he can make predictions, then here are mine:

1) Britney Spears will get divorced.
2) Jennifer Lopez will get divorced."

3) Then they marry each other in Massachusetts.
 
2004-12-27 11:13:53 AM  
The new pope is a N*****!

What?

The new popes is a N*****!

/scuse me while I whip this out
 
2004-12-27 11:16:25 AM  
1) Britney Spears will get divorced.
2) Jennifer Lopez will get divorced."

3) Then they marry each other in Massachusetts.

4) Their honeymoon video is leaked onto the internet, bit torenet and P2P use skyrockets as everyone tries to download the video.
 
2004-12-27 11:21:43 AM  
I predict Art Bell's list will be discussed ad nauseum on Fark in the latter part of 2004. Ultimatly everyone who does will die over the next century.

I see dead people..... eventually.

/end
 
2004-12-27 11:27:19 AM  
98) Bush will have a black poop.
 
2004-12-27 11:51:34 AM  
What's in that cigarette he's smoking? Cronic dipped in PCP?

CRACK+POT= Art Bell
 
2004-12-27 11:52:29 AM  
Precdiction - The two political parties will continue to bilk their cult members while launching into massive hyperbole in fundraising letters, while remaining functionally useless in thier elected duties.

Both will both assume the pulpit of moral highground while they preach to their respective choirs, reducing American political discourse to the notion that "disagreement is proof your opponent is not only a moran - but EVIL"

I predict this insidious attempt to divide and shear the American people will intenstify until a large number of people remove thier brass collars, and ignore the poisonous DNC/RNC cultists and their incessant calls for funding.

Right now many people are getting absolutely wearied of the useless political masturbation between these cult loonies, and have begun to question what good either party has done. They remain two sides of the same trick coin, and they have divided people into frothing rage over which 'head' comes up - while the people are 'tails'.

Thusly, I predict that 2005 will show a mobilization of increasingly viable third party candidates - people who refuse to believe there are only two diametrically opposite solutions to any problem or that 'compromise' is a bad word.

/or maybe it's all just a beautiful dream
 
2004-12-27 12:16:28 PM  

25. 14th January or within a month, some natural disaster.
Wrong. Nothing happened.


From 2k3 predictions for 2k4, this is technically correct, in that the tsunami from two days ago is indeed within one month of January 14th (of next year) (give or take few days)...

But where the heck is Frunze?

\Serious about the Frunze question.
\\Not serious about everything else.
 
2004-12-27 12:29:17 PM  
McRat;

Outstanding take on both parties and their brainwash.... er, memberships. They are both alot like Mr. Bells followers when you think about it. However, I don't see any vialble 3rd party candidates emerging in 2005. And not because they lack strong ideas or vision.

Thusly, I predict that in 2005 Americans will continue to guzzle the KoolAid provided by both parties and corporate America.

/i want my MTV
//2006?
 
2004-12-27 12:33:40 PM  
Emerson999

A black pope? Wow, there's unlikley, and just plain crazy. I wonder if he'll be teaming up with a female president of the US after the next election down here, to make up the "not a chance in hell" squad.


Actually that is about the most credible of all his statements. Francis Arinze is a Cardinal from Nigeria and a front runner to be the next Pope.
 
2004-12-27 12:42:41 PM  
"Did the nuke go off in Houston yet?"

Another Hal Turner reader?

FYI - Hal Turner is one of the most hilarious racists I have ever heard. You want to talk about whacko ideas and reasonings, this guy has them all.
 
2004-12-27 01:00:15 PM  
5) The Democratic party will 'find religion' in 2005 and will attempt to out-Christian the right wing in America in a feeble attempt to seem relevent in the political arena.

6) A viable 3rd party will emerge that ACTUALLY promotes small government, lower taxes, individual self-reliance, and strong foreign policy.

7) Scientists will confirm that small winged primates capable of independant flight have exited my anus.

/#5 is real though. Watch for the new 'more Jesus than the Republicans' democratic party. The conversion has begun.
 
2004-12-27 01:14:20 PM  
This man is pretty stupid.
 
2004-12-27 01:22:44 PM  
8. Coast to Coast to be mentioned more in the mainstream.
Correct. ABC came to Art's studio to make a documentary.


Yeah in a British Documentary too. "The World's Crazy Leaders" . Apparently that whole comet suicide thing started with a military remote viewer going on Art Bell's show and saying the comet was full of aliens that were going to invade. They guy had cred because he was tied to psy-ops (I think they fired his ass after that though). Art flipped out, all of coast to coast flipped out, and here we have an idiot that convinced 36 people to commit suicide because that was the only way they could hop a ride on the comet.
 
2004-12-27 01:24:55 PM  
Bigtimmy:
"Did the nuke go off in Houston yet?"

Another Hal Turner reader?


No man that's some dude who calls himself "German Guy" or something like that who posted on a message board on December 19 that on the 27th Wolfowitz was going to stage a nuke attack on Houston so we could invade Iran.
 
2004-12-27 01:36:16 PM  
I don't know if any of you know this, but it's not Art Bell's predictions, they're the callers predictions.

Art doesn't make predictions, he merely writes them down.

And who knows what's going to happen - your guess is as good as theirs. At least they're creative. lol
 
2004-12-27 01:37:04 PM  
How about a black FEMALE Pope? Yeah, I think I'll put my money down on that one.

Why not ask the remote viewing Monks what will happen?
 
2004-12-27 02:31:12 PM  
FYI-

These are predictions that Art's listners made, by calling in to the show, not Art Bell's predictions. Not that it matters.

Oh, and for this prediction:

44. Multiple UFO sightings in the southwest to the northeast US and Canada.

Can you be slightly more vague please?
 
2004-12-27 02:37:31 PM  
Just to clarify with all the contradicting predictions, Art didn't predict them his callers did he just put them in a list. Myself I predict 92% of these predictions will be wrong and the other 8% will be close to coming true but due to sheer luck. Even a broken clock tells the correct time twice a day.
 
2004-12-27 02:46:00 PM  
No - I know art didn't do it - I was reffering to the dude from psy op's who set everyone off. He was like a Lt. Colonel or something like that - so everyone had a tendency to put more credence to his shiat than the other callers.

I LOVE Art Bell. Anyone who can keep their shiat together while objectively listening to that many yahoos deserves the hero tag.
 
2004-12-27 02:49:35 PM  
Eh. He's been drinkin' draino.

Actually, I can't make any Art Bell complaints. I don't listen to him, and I'm very close with one of his guests. I can't imagine what she goes through having to rely on Art Bell to ask her the right questions. He always seems to make even the most sane people look like they're nuts.

/I Don't like Bell or Dames at all.
 
2004-12-27 03:00:33 PM  
1.) A good option for a black president, despite his protest: Colin Powell.

2.) Nostradamus and the people who call in and predict things on C2C are in the same boat. Nostradamus had predictions that filled volumns and volumns. After all of that writing and overlapping, eventually something was going to be right. The only difference being that we were only stupid enough to read some 300+ predictions, while there have been people out there wasting their time reading Nostradamus's crap their whole lives.
 
2004-12-27 03:04:48 PM  
Colin Powell? The tool? The man who threw away all his credibility by lying on George W. Bush's behalf, even though he knew all the data he had was fabricated? THAT Colin Powell?

He wouldn't get many votes now. Blacks feel betrayed by him, and democrats wouldn't support him now that he has proven that he's all about the power and money. He'll do whatever makes HIM more comfortable. Many Republicans probably wouldn't vote for him because- even though he's a Republican- he's black enough to make about half the south feel offended that he was even nominated. They'd vote for the nearest white guy (unless he were gay, then I suppose their heads would explode).

Powell threw his career in the toilet. I wouldn't trust him now- Not after this past four years.
 
2004-12-27 03:26:53 PM  

Ha, ha, ha, Art Bell and his band of quacks. I listen to real informative radio, like Jeff Rense!

**Snicker**

 
2004-12-27 03:29:40 PM  
My prediction: Democrats will still be whiny biatches. You can count on that year after year.
 
2004-12-27 06:08:48 PM  
2005 "Mark My Words":

A great book will be ruined by Hollywood.

Keanu Reeves will be synonymous with "stupid effects-laden flick."

After the Supreme Court overturns gay marriage ban amendment, Weaver95 and DancinInAnson will quietly get married.

"Codename: Kids Next Door" will have a really funny episode.

Saturday Night Live won't.

Untalented blonde jailbait on Nickelodeon will have aspirations to film and music success.

Aliens will intercept broadcasts of "Spongebob Squarepants" and red-X our region of the galaxy map.

Farkers will continue to have to explain to everyone else who Wil Wheaton is.
 
2004-12-27 06:16:02 PM  
What's with all the Art Bell cappin'? Personally, he seems like a pretty good, likeable guy(from what I've heard of him on the air, anyway) and you need to give him his dues for pretty much inventing (or reinventing) an entire genre of radio.
Not only that, but never ever ever have I ever heard him say anything to the effect of "This IS the truth and you're a fool if you don't believe!"
How many media and religious organizations take that very line?
On the contrary, his position has always been, in essence "Hey, don't take my word on anything, I'm just telling you what this guy claims is going on. He may be on to something, or he may be a complete farking loonatic. Use your own damn god/goddess/creator/alien/darwin-given brain and try to come to your own conclusions for once in your friggin' life."
And hey, if nothing else his show is a place where you can listen to bizarre ghost stories at midnight and wonder at all the whackos who call in on the wildcard lines.
Of course I dunno the schedule for the show right now. But I do remember the good ol days when he was on from 10 pm to 3 in the morning, and that was on the west coast. Ah, those were the good days :)

And I totally agree with the Phil Hendrie fans here. His spoof of Coast to Coast is so right on I wonder if he actually talks to Art on the phone personally. Gotta love the "Peenman Enterprises" ads, too :)
 
2004-12-27 06:18:01 PM  
Pollexabator: You are being facetious, right?
I should be able to tell but everything here at work is breaking or farking up...
But cripes, Jeff Rense makes Art Bell look like Walter Cronkite.
 
2004-12-27 06:28:39 PM  
Lots of people miss the point of the show. The point is to give a topic that would not normaly be heard a fair hearing. Sure tons of it is crap but is very entertaining and a great way to kill the wee hours of the night/morning.
Both hoss know this but give the listener a chance to make their own decision. Good show
 
2004-12-27 07:51:55 PM  
Art Bell is that little wise arse that encourages the nuts and fruitcakes for the enjoyment of others.
 
2004-12-27 09:09:52 PM  
I think that you're all missing the point here. Almost every prediction from last year was wrong Who cares what these foil hat wearing asshats think.
 
2004-12-27 09:18:45 PM  
Cities will be built around 'Ginger'. Just you wait; you'll see!
 
2004-12-28 12:28:45 AM  
misanthropoid

LOL !
 
2004-12-28 12:34:37 AM  

Hey! Check out an interview with Neil Aspinall of True or False over at FryCookOnVenus. Chatting about Sean David Morton and what not ....
 
2004-12-28 01:09:01 AM  
16. A 6.5 earthquke about 30 miles west of LA in August.

Sucker bet.

/socal resident
 
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