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2004-12-26 02:29:13 PM
The movie White Noise will be a huge success.

Way to go out on a limb, there...risky, risky.
 
2004-12-26 02:37:41 PM
52. A celebrity will have an accident with a tree.

Come on, that's a prediction? Billy Joel hits something every year...
 
2004-12-26 02:45:02 PM
38. Late 2005 there will be a huge medical breakthrough. Possibly involving cancer.

Still no cure for cancer?
 
2004-12-26 02:48:13 PM
A disease will attack our armpits.

Not my armpits!
 
2004-12-26 02:53:41 PM
5. We will see an huge amount of solar flares around June/July creating a summer heatwave that will break all records on Eastcoast US and in Europe.

I am not an astronomer or meteorologist, but solar flares do not have anything to do with how hot the weather is, just the occasional aurora borealis, and electromagnetic interference with communications and power grids.
 
2004-12-26 03:28:10 PM
I can guarantee that the free energy prediction will never come true... it just ain't possible...
 
2004-12-26 04:06:25 PM
I predict that Art Bell will interview Hitler's Brain. In Atlantis. They will discuss UFOs and the coming global (ecological/economic/your catalyst here) crisis, and then he will play this crazy tape that sounds like it was recorded in Hell.

So beith it!
 
2004-12-26 04:15:14 PM
Still waiting for just one of Ed Dames predictions to come true. Wait wait wait, I predict that Ed Dames will try to hawk his remote viewing tapes on Coast To Coast.

/nuff said.
 
2004-12-26 04:15:29 PM


I'm kinda concerned about Art Bell's fanbase. That stuff just ain't healthy.
 
2004-12-26 04:17:34 PM
of course, the Art Bell fans are in much better touch with reality than the Rush Limbaugh fans.
 
2004-12-26 04:36:17 PM
Art will fall off the wagon again and beat Ramona with a garden rake durin a 3 day drinking binge.
 
2004-12-26 04:40:20 PM


From a recent Photoshop contest (products and the celebrities who should endorse them). Credit to FARKer Damnit



Art Bell wearing the real thing.

It's also worth note that this is only half of the predictions for this year. The other half come New Year's Eve on Coast to Coast AM.
 
2004-12-26 04:48:52 PM
"A disease will attack our armpits.

And millions will be tickled to death.
 
2004-12-26 05:13:48 PM
A black pope? Wow, there's unlikley, and just plain crazy. I wonder if he'll be teaming up with a female president of the US after the next election down here, to make up the "not a chance in hell" squad.
 
2004-12-26 05:34:53 PM
I think Samuel L. should be the black Pope.
 
2004-12-26 05:50:06 PM
Be sure to check out the 2004 Predictions. Their accuracy is quite consistent.
 
2004-12-26 06:11:51 PM
Wow, I sure hope these folks don't invest in the stock market.
 
2004-12-26 07:05:16 PM
53. Lisa Marie Presley will have a hit song.

Out of all the whacky predictions this one is the least likely.
 
2004-12-26 07:47:33 PM
A disease will attack our armpits.

Too late for that one, Mr. Bell.
 
2004-12-26 08:16:17 PM
52. A celebrity will have an accident with a tree.

Made me laugh for some reason. Hard.

of course, the Art Bell fans are in much better touch with reality than the Rush Limbaugh fans.

So true. They still Osama and Saddam are the Hall & Oates of terrorism.
 
2004-12-26 08:17:15 PM
They still think Osama and Saddam are the Hall & Oates of terrorism.

OK.
 
2004-12-26 08:22:54 PM
OMG! He was right for one of 2003's predictions!

"20. Red Sox win World Series.
Red Sox won the World Series 4-0."

Since that was true, you must believe the rest.
 
2004-12-26 09:39:27 PM
hoopycat

Thanks for posting that list before I had a chance to ask for it. It looks like all that I have to do to make 100% fool-proof predictions for 2005 is to take Art's list and say the absolute opposite of everything he says. I'll make millions, I tell you!!!
 
2004-12-26 10:45:23 PM
That list was the dumbest thing ever to get a green light.
 
2004-12-26 11:07:59 PM
Jabber:

Thanks for posting that list before I had a chance to ask for it. It looks like all that I have to do to make 100% fool-proof predictions for 2005 is to take Art's list and say the absolute opposite of everything he says. I'll make millions, I tell you!!!

1. US will put no more additional troops into Iraq.

2. No new energy source will be created, discovered, or released.

3. The aforementioned free energy source will not be released to the public, nor will it refrigerate as well as create electricity.

4. The movie 'White Noise' will meet with no success.

5. We will see no solar flares around June/July.

(6) In Ohio the election will not be reversed by a judge, after the election is certified.

6. The Pope will live to see the end of another year.

7. Dick Cheney will fulfill his term in office.

8. No major terrorist attack against US and Canada in April.

(9) IAUS will be the worst stock to buy in 2005.

9. Al Qaeda in bondage by US before the end of the year.

10. In 2005 there will be less public outcry for Sunday legislation.

11. Johnny Carson will live through this year.

12. After the inauguration in January, Israel will be involved in an effort to expand the peace process to Iran.

13. People of Canada will rally for their independance.

14. A cure for Parkinson's disease will not be discovered in May or September.

15. The Bush administration will not begin marketing the national ID card.

16. A 6.5 earthquke about 30 miles west of LA in August will not occur.

17. A big rise in the designer and private usage of stem cell research and productivity will not take place.

18. Tony Blair will increase the number of British troops inIraq.

19. A minor earthquake will hit Los Angeles.

20. Computer technology will increase at a steady rate in accordance with Moore's Law.

21. Mount St. Helens will not erupt.

(22) A terrorist attack bigger than 911 will not happen.

22. Nuclear power plants will continue their exemplary safety record.

23. Bigfoot will be discovered as a fraud in 2005.

24. Iraq elections go off without a hitch.

25. NASA probe will successfully and flawlessly reach a comet.

26. A tractor trailer will not explode in a large US city.

27. Aliens will be proved to be real.

28. In May a cruise ship will dock safely.

29. Government psychics will be denounced as frauds and largely discredited.

30. Saudi Arabia will fall to democratic reformers and become full allies with the United States.

31. An act of peace in North America.

32. Nuclear flower to be detonated in Baghdad.

33. The International Space Station will be expanded.

34. Um, peace continues.

35. A military connected peace movement.

36. Food continues to be safe.

37. Someone sneezes.

38. Still no cure for cancer.

39. Someone wins in Las Vegas during July.

40. Jim Morrison to be found still dead.

41. Russia will not ask US for help with the Chechen rebels and it return will receive 5 more years of needless conflict.

42. There will be no births in any political families. At all.

43. The government will subsidize the distribution of bibles and the advertisement of churches on television.

44. No UFO sightings in the southwest to the northeast US and Canada.

45. People in US and Canada will never start to take remote viewing seriously.

46. The rapture won't come this year.

47. Cold air will be rediscovered in Ukraine or Estonia area.

48. There will be a draft this year, and someone will close the drapes in response.

49. A guest on the Discovery Channel will discuss fungal life.

50. A well known corporation will announce record profits by the end of the year.

51. The Pope will still be alive.

52. No celebrity will have an accident with a tree.

53. Lisa Marie Presley will have multiple flop songs.

54. No terrorist attack that will come through the ports, particularly not in LA.

55. There won't be a mass orgasm of war.

56. The Pope will still still be alive, and won't be replaced by an Italian one.

57. A disease will attack our feet.
 
2004-12-27 01:28:59 AM
i wonder how his interview with the Miami Dolphins went?

Oh wait, that was Art Shell.
 
2004-12-27 01:30:45 AM
13. People of Canada will rally to become part of the USA.

rofl, not likely.
 
2004-12-27 01:32:08 AM
I think Phil Hendrie does Art Bell better than Art Bell did.

I have discovered an invisibility drink--Goblin Juice--and now the CIA has placed radio transmitters in my pillow and in one of my two cats.
 
2004-12-27 01:36:22 AM
Trust me ohok, we are more then thankful.
 
2004-12-27 01:36:30 AM
I think the CIA had a mix up and implanted me with a mind control chip that was meant for dogs.

Because everytime a plane flys overhead, I have an uncontrollable urge to take a dump on Art Bells front lawn.
 
2004-12-27 01:38:00 AM
This guy should list his size so it would be easier to fit him for a straight-jacket.
 
2004-12-27 01:38:35 AM
I find myself listening to Art Bell and George Noory pretty much every night, since I work alot at night. The best part about the show is when bat-shiat crazy people call, it's like a train disaster, that leaves Art/George wondering if what they are doing is really worth it. It often leaves me with a feeling of hating people even more.
Some people should just lock themselves away from everything and take their meds.
Some of the guests are well spoken, though, as are Art and George - even if it is all crazy jibjab.
 
2004-12-27 01:43:19 AM
Aren't these two a bit contradictory?

#27 Aliens will be proved to be not real

#44 Multiple UFO sightings in the southwest to the northeast US and Canada.

(ok, UFO doesn't always = Aliens)

See also 51 & 56, several others involving terrorist attacks and the ones thwarted by psychics.

Let's hope 2005 has the same track record as 2004.
 
2004-12-27 01:44:39 AM
6. The Pope will die and he will be replaced by a black Pope.

51. The Pope will pass away in May or June.

56. The Pope will die on 15th March. The next Pope will be french and he will be the last Pope as we know it.


Now, shouldn't that be just one item on the list?
 
2004-12-27 01:45:22 AM
The best part is last year they would have been 0 for 104 without the Red Sox!
 
2004-12-27 01:47:45 AM
I work late at night myself.

My resolution for the New Year will be to call the show and make up something really farking stupid that George will actually believe it.
 
2004-12-27 01:50:39 AM
Who the hell is Art Bell (really)?

Not that I really care.
 
2004-12-27 01:50:45 AM
TheMultipleMan:

I work late at night myself.

My resolution for the New Year will be to call the show and make up something really farking stupid that George will actually believe it.



I have thought about calling in many times, with something made up. I have a keep, very serious voice - so I believe I could pull it off...but in the end, I'm too lazy to bother actually forming a good idea and go back to lurking on fark and pretending to work.
Though forming a good idea doesn't stop most of the callers.
 
2004-12-27 01:51:49 AM
helioquake: Who the hell is Art Bell (really)?

Not that I really care.


He is the host of a radio show that deals with odd things, like ufo's and ghosts.
coasttocoastam.com
 
2004-12-27 01:52:03 AM
6. The Pope will die and he will be replaced by a black Pope.

51. The Pope will pass away in May or June.

56. The Pope will die on 15th March. The next Pope will be french and he will be the last Pope as we know it.


May or June = March 15?

and a black Pope from France???

/better predictions from Homsar
 
2004-12-27 01:52:24 AM
Bigfoot will be discovered in 2005. I divorced her in 1994!!!! Not only that she had a big butt too!!!
 
2004-12-27 01:53:10 AM
These predictions are not made by Art Bell, they are made by the people who call his show. That would explain the contradictory nature of some the predictions.
 
2004-12-27 01:53:57 AM
From what I understand (never having heard the show) this is a list of predictions made by Mr Bell's listeners so therefore internal consistency is not required...


Oh, damn. Nothing he says is internally consistent, let alone externally.
 
2004-12-27 01:56:00 AM
Johnny Carson will pass away this year...and Ed McMahon will still do anything for a paycheck!
 
2004-12-27 01:57:40 AM
Jim Morrison will be found alive? haha sweet
 
2004-12-27 01:58:27 AM
helioquake

Who the hell is Art Bell (really)?

---

He's an advanced lifeform that occasionally resonatess at
about 3.84 MHz. He has been code named W6OBB by the United
States Federal government.
 
2004-12-27 01:59:02 AM
The US in bondage by Al Qaeda before the end of the year.----Can I wear one of those red rubber ball leather strap thingies like in Pulp Fiction?
 
2004-12-27 02:00:46 AM
Jeebus Farking Christ! Has Art Bell now become this generation's Jean Dixon?

Plain, pure and simple, almost half of this shiat is stuff that even a brain damaged middle school brat could spew out, having been rendered to near imbicility by the outright crap on TV for the past decade, at least.

A good bit of the rest is no more than just following the news. Mount St. Helens going to blow? Duuuuuhhhhh!
 
2004-12-27 02:01:42 AM
I predict that someone might actually know the answer to the following:

When Satan (or a variant) is on South Park, what the hell is the music that plays? Is it a South Park original or from some movie score or something. It sounds like Carmina Burana (Oh Fortuna or something) but says something about satan dominus. Is this a certain "genre" of music?

Ok, I hope I predict correctly.
 
2004-12-27 02:02:49 AM
Saudi Arabia will fall to Islamic fanatics and will become allies with Iran.

Ummm...newsflash...I don't know about the "allies-with-Iran" business, but they kind of ARE Islamic fanatics.
 
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