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(Abc.net.au)   Five Christmas eve burglars forced to leave residence empty-handed because the safe was too heavy to handle   (abc.net.au) divider line 16
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2004-12-25 11:34:36 PM  
just goes to show how weak the French really are...
 
2004-12-25 11:36:10 PM  
Woo
 
2004-12-25 11:36:11 PM  
french

/obvious
 
2004-12-25 11:37:05 PM  
Heh, like a frog would be able to move a safe with their little pathetic frog flippers.
 
2004-12-25 11:40:38 PM  
Whoa...

This could even have an ironic tag...as long as it was the contents and not the safe that made it heavy.

...Think about it.


/On an irony kick.
 
2004-12-25 11:54:38 PM  
woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo
 
2004-12-26 12:11:38 AM  
thats what, almost 400 pounds...and 5 people...80 pounds a person...wow, they're pretty damn weak!
 
2004-12-26 12:13:48 AM  
I alone could lift about 175 pounds off the ground lifting with my legs...
 
2004-12-26 12:17:30 AM  
French burglers surrender?
Oui.
 
2004-12-26 12:19:37 AM  
Whoops!

Make that "burglars" for all the spelling Nazis.

/I surrender.
 
2004-12-26 12:34:20 AM  
Why buy a safe, just keep your stuff under big rocks...
 
2004-12-26 12:54:58 AM  
Who knew safes were heavy and dangerous? I mean, it says "safe" in the name...

/booked for the bad-pun wing of hell
 
2004-12-26 01:19:50 AM  
Denis Leary unavailible for comment, reportedly housed with Kevin Spacey and Family
 
2004-12-26 01:20:04 AM  
I want you
I want you so bad
I want you,
I want you so bad
Its driving me mad, its driving me mad.
I want you
I want you so bad babe
I want you,
I want you so bad
Its driving me mad, its driving me mad.
Yeah.
I want you
I want you so bad babe
I want you,
I want you so bad
Its driving me mad, its driving me mad.
I want you
I want you so bad
I want you,
I want you so bad
Its driving me mad, its driving me mad.
Yeah.
Shes so heavy heavy.
 
2004-12-26 10:15:11 AM  
Woops
 
2004-12-26 12:10:39 PM  
Talk about stupid; why they didn't steal a truck, get about 20 feet of chain, and yank it out? Or the ringleader just should have told his people that the safe was full of black truffles. The french go crazy for them. That safe would have been gone in 30 seconds.
 
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