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(Canoe)   Woman runs for student body VP by showing them her "student body"   ( divider line
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18783 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Mar 2002 at 2:16 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-03-03 01:17:53 PM  
PICTURES, people!!!
2002-03-03 02:19:16 PM  
yea baby!
2002-03-03 02:19:55 PM  
img.fark.netView Full Size
2002-03-03 02:22:18 PM  
have faith my.
someone shall come.
This is Fark.
2002-03-03 02:22:38 PM  
there are some links and stuff for her...

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One of these is the girl as 'Alice in Wonderland'

this is her e-mail (off a MSA 2001-02 council page): kss1­[nospam-﹫-backwards]atrebl­au­*ca

A new movement among 15- to 24-year-olds known as "straight edge" promotes a life style "without vices." Quote from U of A 3rd year biochemistry student, Kelly Shinkaruk.'

I love net searches!

2002-03-03 02:22:57 PM  
she must be a farkette
2002-03-03 02:23:22 PM  
well i'll just stick with my cheerio girl until another boobies post comes along.
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2002-03-03 02:24:29 PM  
What a super day!
2002-03-03 02:25:51 PM  
farking Tripod.. let me do something here.

Click here and click on 'Kelly Shinkaruk'

2002-03-03 02:25:57 PM  
2002-03-03 02:26:19 PM  
smart girl.
2002-03-03 02:27:34 PM

those are men in drag right?
2002-03-03 02:28:25 PM  
U of A? Mytwocents, is that you?
2002-03-03 02:28:31 PM  
Does Someon have the image cached? Cause it isn't here :(
2002-03-03 02:28:48 PM  
Better yet does someone have the naked ones?
2002-03-03 02:29:00 PM  
maybe the one on the left.

these guys are worse:
2002-03-03 02:31:40 PM  
Her slogan:

"Putting the VICE back in Vice President!"
2002-03-03 02:32:27 PM  
What the hell, why can't these free spirited "I want to be naked" woman be farking better looking, did I miss something, is it mandatory that they be nasty or homely?
2002-03-03 02:33:15 PM  
nawww Quick1 the face would be blurred if it were...
2002-03-03 02:34:45 PM  

because it was first programed that way, and we lost tons of crops. Humans rejected the utopian program, they would only accept this world.

so homely and nasty free spirited boobies it is
2002-03-03 02:35:40 PM  
No, please say it ain't so, I want nice looking boobies, not homely and nasty, noooooooo!
2002-03-03 02:37:05 PM  
Okay you Edmonton farkers (there's gotta be at least one) do your duty! Run down to the university, grab one of those posters, scan it and give us a fark exclusive look!
2002-03-03 02:37:55 PM  
Trust me Severin you don't want to see this beast naked.
2002-03-03 02:39:33 PM  
I know there is a U of A farker somewhere around here . . .

Give us the hook-up, eh?
2002-03-03 02:40:06 PM  
I'm from edmonton AND go to the U of A.
I can always say i'm writing for the Vue (local free paper) and try ta scam a few pics.

Strange i've never heard of her before, but i try ta know her now..
2002-03-03 02:41:43 PM  
only in Canada my friends, only in Canada
2002-03-03 02:43:14 PM  
Jude: i'm sure that if the US tried, we could do that also
2002-03-03 02:44:03 PM  
Oh YEAH! awwwwww fark -- I'm only from a lame small college in Wisconsin -- why can't women do that while running for public office? :-(
2002-03-03 02:45:16 PM  
This is great, and only lacking originality:
check out the September, 1968 issue of Playboy, which has, of course, pictures.
2002-03-03 02:46:14 PM  
Lets try that again. Here is a link to the image, seeing as the Tripod one doesn't work to well.
2002-03-03 02:46:41 PM  
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2002-03-03 02:47:37 PM  
I'm gonna rip off all her posters and make it wallpaper.
2002-03-03 02:47:46 PM  
So which on is Kelly Shinkaruk, the bag on the left, or the "woman" (I put it in quotes cause I think it is a dude) on the right?
2002-03-03 02:49:10 PM  
Yeah, no shiat. I would vote for a woman if she was naked for any position, as long as she wasn't nasty.
BTW- She doesn't look that bad. The hose beast next to her is 1000X worst
2002-03-03 02:51:09 PM  
What do you mean Publikwerks by "She doesn't look that bad" she looks like a guy, maybe in Canada that is cool, but here in Texas we prefer our woman to look like WOMAN.
2002-03-03 02:51:14 PM  
The one on the right looks like she could be stacked.
2002-03-03 02:52:08 PM  
Stacked outta cow crap maybe, but then again I didn't think they ever stacked it that high?
2002-03-03 02:53:57 PM  
Tzzhc4: WHAT!?!?!?
2002-03-03 02:55:03 PM  
Casper: Just grab a poster off a wall its not like anyones gonna be around on Sunday. I don't care if she is a mutt this should be another example of the far reach of fark. No picture of boobies is safe from farkers.
2002-03-03 02:55:51 PM  
'I'm from edmonton AND go to the U of A.'

Something tells me that Fark has infiltrated every college in North America, and we are working on the High Schools.

Fark is taking over.

Fark will establish a New World Order of Beer and Boobies.

There is nothing you can do about it.

Drew in 2012

2002-03-03 02:56:29 PM  
seriously! just cause theres the possibility of big boobs doesnt mean anything. If you saw the most luscious pair of breasts on an effeminate looking guy, wouldn't that just ruin everything? seriously, the one on the right looks more like a guy, screw the big boobs, and the one on the left is definetly a guy of god's joke of a woman. and how are we sure that that girl is the girl from the article?
2002-03-03 02:56:35 PM  
So she can put her tits on a campaign poster, but she can't talk to the media without the permission of the current administration?

WTF is up wit dat?
2002-03-03 02:59:59 PM  
I agree with Greyson its the package, chick can be cute and have A cups, but by no means to DD's grant a woman anything if she is a beast or stinks or is a freaking guy in drag like this picture is.
2002-03-03 03:00:21 PM  
I'm not saying that she's a knockout, but I think it's a bad picture. I'm reserving judgement till I see more pics, thats all.
2002-03-03 03:01:55 PM  
Publikwerks a bad picture does not make someone look like a MAN (in the case of the one on the right) or someones mother (in the case of the one on the left).
2002-03-03 03:03:45 PM  
RF: But above all love...i mean...Boobies.
2002-03-03 03:05:13 PM  
We love Drew!

2002-03-03 03:05:20 PM  
Why does it say "drink me?"
2002-03-03 03:12:18 PM  

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2002-03-03 03:17:28 PM  
well, there goes all the hopes that she was stacked
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