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(Secret Santa) Boobies From house to house the fat man he sped while visions of this actually danced through my head. Although this link is tame, a site to be prized, click it at work, you might be downsized   ( divider line 70
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2004-12-24 10:21:50 PM  

Love the headline submitter. Gave my my first chuckle after dealing with all of the knuckleheads at Starbucks.

I want to tell someone to take their grande nonfat latte and shove it up their ass.
2004-12-24 10:27:21 PM  
The headline was wonderful!!
2004-12-24 10:34:02 PM  
Best headline of the night. Possibly the week.
2004-12-24 10:45:37 PM  
thank you, thank you, I'll try some more later, talking to friends about the best christmas joke ever...
2004-12-24 11:12:19 PM  
Thanks again mildlydisturbed =)
2004-12-24 11:14:15 PM  
Airbrushing at its best.


Nice headline, BTW. :)
2004-12-24 11:20:56 PM  
She has a tattoo on her ankle. I wouldn't hit it.
2004-12-24 11:22:22 PM  
Greenlit again - crazy.

Give or get the gift of Totalfark to see some of the worst christmas themed boobies rhymes I have ever pulled out of my ass...
2004-12-24 11:51:19 PM  
If only Jesus knew you spent the entire day before his birthday submitting boobies links that rhyme.

/spent entire day looking at boobies links.

//can only afford economy ticket to hell
2004-12-25 12:21:01 AM  
That girl in the first few pictures is actually really pretty.
2004-12-25 12:31:18 AM  
LaLiSa: /spent entire day looking at boobies links

I love hearing that from T'fettes. Cuz I'm a perv

/not really
//but it did happen
2004-12-25 02:47:37 AM  
EWWWWWW!! She Smokes! No Way I would hit that!

/troll 101
2004-12-25 02:47:54 AM  
2004-12-25 02:49:54 AM  
My hand is now oficially renamed Fap Five Freddy.
My prayers for a nsfw boobies link on Christmas day have been answered!!!!!!
2004-12-25 02:50:11 AM  
This thread is worthless without pictures!

2004-12-25 02:50:58 AM  
Link is Dead..:(
Ho Ho Horible
2004-12-25 02:52:34 AM  
Ho Ho Hoes!
2004-12-25 02:58:07 AM  
She has very dull knees. I would hit that like a red-headed stepchild.

This coming from a guy who just ran into his ex at a party, and also hooked up with another girl at the same party. His ex made his heart jump because she looked so good. The other girl rubbed my ass.

Tough call.
2004-12-25 02:59:43 AM  
/thumbs up
2004-12-25 02:59:54 AM  
perfect boobies but shave down there!
2004-12-25 02:59:56 AM  
Good effort on the headline submitter.
2004-12-25 03:01:47 AM  
link is dead dammit
2004-12-25 03:03:18 AM  
mmmmm zesty

I'll have a double
2004-12-25 03:04:53 AM  
Nice headline, even nicer boobies.

Jesus would hit it.

/One ticket please. First class.
2004-12-25 03:05:33 AM  
like the little buggy things in halflife,
they cockroachy things called "snarked"
when I went clicky on the linky thing
I discovered it ..............farked!
2004-12-25 03:06:59 AM  
anybody got the pictures? link=farked
please, it's christmas.
2004-12-25 03:07:49 AM  
Holy cow. That's good stuff.

I guess Heff knows his ladies...
2004-12-25 03:10:06 AM  
She has a tasty looking roast beef sammich!
2004-12-25 03:16:03 AM  
The link's down. Fark!
2004-12-25 03:17:41 AM  
headline gave me a boner, didn't even click the link. well played.
2004-12-25 03:17:47 AM  
Merry Christmas indeed
2004-12-25 03:19:04 AM  
Worked for me, but quite slow.
2004-12-25 03:21:38 AM  
Quick someone post more Xmas boobies!
2004-12-25 03:22:45 AM  
I'd hit it like a narc at a biker rally.

Sadly, I don't get invited to those kinds of parties anymore.

2004-12-25 03:23:34 AM  
The blonde in the second set of pics is Kristi Cline. I met her 2 years ago. One of the coolest people, and hottest girls I've ever met. I always tried to find more info about her on the internet after that, but she doesnt have an official site, or anything... She doesn't act either... or seem to model anymore. So sad. :(
2004-12-25 03:25:45 AM  
/wipes tears of joy from eyes.

God bless us, one and all.

She does smoke.

/Would pay child support to hit that.
2004-12-25 03:27:37 AM  
am i the only that can't get to the pics?
2004-12-25 03:28:40 AM  
Nice headline. Did Agnes DiPesto submit this?
2004-12-25 03:39:08 AM  
someone post a mirror..for the love of boobies..please!
2004-12-25 03:44:56 AM  
The first girl is Summer Altice. She played volleyball at San Diego State in the late 90's. She was the only reason I would go watch the games.
2004-12-25 04:00:34 AM  
Wow, a Playmate with real tits.
I love it.
2004-12-25 04:03:58 AM  
Great headline submitter. Got a laugh out of me.
2004-12-25 04:05:36 AM  
Looks like it's back up. Fark it again!

2004-12-25 04:09:25 AM  


at least for me
2004-12-25 04:11:05 AM  
Wasn't sure what to expect, and then that second shot of Summer Altice popped up.

That's not all that popped up... wow!
2004-12-25 04:14:53 AM  
YAY! Bobbies link not blocked by the Saudi ministry for the promotion of virtue and prevention of vice.

Pity I am at work though.
2004-12-25 04:27:27 AM  
check out the prior page for some skankier pics. (NSFW)
2004-12-25 04:41:30 AM  
[image from too old to be available]

" for women."
2004-12-25 04:44:18 AM  
Did anyone else notice how plump she is in the girl region of the third picture down. Seriously that is one fat pu$$y.
2004-12-25 06:53:49 AM  
The tattoo above her crack is Chinese for "aim here".

/Dead Like Me R.I.P.
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