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(Secret Santa) Boobies From house to house the fat man he sped while visions of this actually danced through my head. Although this link is tame, a site to be prized, click it at work, you might be downsized   (lieb39.host.sk) divider line 70
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Slinky
2004-12-24 10:21:50 PM
NICE

Love the headline submitter. Gave my my first chuckle after dealing with all of the knuckleheads at Starbucks.

I want to tell someone to take their grande nonfat latte and shove it up their ass.
 
Ku_No_Ichi [TotalFark]
2004-12-24 10:27:21 PM
The headline was wonderful!!
 
jwrebholz
2004-12-24 10:34:02 PM
Best headline of the night. Possibly the week.
 
mildlydisturbed
2004-12-24 10:45:37 PM
thank you, thank you, I'll try some more later, talking to friends about the best christmas joke ever...
 
nilleh
2004-12-24 11:12:19 PM
Thanks again mildlydisturbed =)
 
PPL_Wannabe
2004-12-24 11:14:15 PM
Airbrushing at its best.

*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*

Nice headline, BTW. :)
 
eddyatwork
2004-12-24 11:20:56 PM
She has a tattoo on her ankle. I wouldn't hit it.
 
mildlydisturbed
2004-12-24 11:22:22 PM
Greenlit again - crazy.

Give or get the gift of Totalfark to see some of the worst christmas themed boobies rhymes I have ever pulled out of my ass...
 
LaLiSa
2004-12-24 11:51:19 PM
If only Jesus knew you spent the entire day before his birthday submitting boobies links that rhyme.

/spent entire day looking at boobies links.

//can only afford economy ticket to hell
 
wildcats03
2004-12-25 12:21:01 AM
That girl in the first few pictures is actually really pretty.
 
Gig103 [TotalFark]
2004-12-25 12:31:18 AM
LaLiSa: /spent entire day looking at boobies links

I love hearing that from T'fettes. Cuz I'm a perv


/not really
//but it did happen
 
Motorcycleboy
2004-12-25 02:47:37 AM
EWWWWWW!! She Smokes! No Way I would hit that!

/troll 101
 
DinoVomit
2004-12-25 02:47:54 AM
farked?
 
SilentStrider [TotalFark]
2004-12-25 02:49:54 AM
My hand is now oficially renamed Fap Five Freddy.
My prayers for a nsfw boobies link on Christmas day have been answered!!!!!!
PRAISE THE LOWARD!!!!
 
slipkid
2004-12-25 02:50:11 AM
This thread is worthless without pictures!

Really.
 
Greenbeanx
2004-12-25 02:50:58 AM
Link is Dead..:(
Ho Ho Horible
 
SouthFark
2004-12-25 02:52:34 AM
Ho Ho Hoes!
 
Bob Wehadababyitsaboy
2004-12-25 02:58:07 AM
She has very dull knees. I would hit that like a red-headed stepchild.

This coming from a guy who just ran into his ex at a party, and also hooked up with another girl at the same party. His ex made his heart jump because she looked so good. The other girl rubbed my ass.

Tough call.
 
Fat_Tony
2004-12-25 02:59:43 AM
/thumbs up
 
MattFoley
2004-12-25 02:59:54 AM
perfect boobies but shave down there!
 
CrazyCuervo
2004-12-25 02:59:56 AM
Good effort on the headline submitter.
CC
 
agustn23
2004-12-25 03:01:47 AM
link is dead dammit
 
spacelord123
2004-12-25 03:03:18 AM
mmmmm zesty

I'll have a double
 
Setekh
2004-12-25 03:04:53 AM
Nice headline, even nicer boobies.

Jesus would hit it.

/One ticket please. First class.
 
Gunrunnercorp
2004-12-25 03:05:33 AM
like the little buggy things in halflife,
they cockroachy things called "snarked"
when I went clicky on the linky thing
I discovered it ..............farked!
 
daelisx
2004-12-25 03:06:59 AM
anybody got the pictures? link=farked
:(
please, it's christmas.
:\
 
Phil McKraken
2004-12-25 03:07:49 AM
Holy cow. That's good stuff.

I guess Heff knows his ladies...
 
teabag bandit
2004-12-25 03:10:06 AM
She has a tasty looking roast beef sammich!
 
RSio
2004-12-25 03:16:03 AM
The link's down. Fark!
 
wumpus
2004-12-25 03:17:41 AM
headline gave me a boner, didn't even click the link. well played.
 
Life in the Cellar
2004-12-25 03:17:47 AM
Merry Christmas indeed
 
Qermaq
2004-12-25 03:19:04 AM
Worked for me, but quite slow.
 
nifu
2004-12-25 03:21:38 AM
Quick someone post more Xmas boobies!
 
USPmadness
2004-12-25 03:22:45 AM
I'd hit it like a narc at a biker rally.

Sadly, I don't get invited to those kinds of parties anymore.

*sniff*
 
Shadowhawk27
2004-12-25 03:23:34 AM
The blonde in the second set of pics is Kristi Cline. I met her 2 years ago. One of the coolest people, and hottest girls I've ever met. I always tried to find more info about her on the internet after that, but she doesnt have an official site, or anything... She doesn't act either... or seem to model anymore. So sad. :(
 
VushtrriBoy
2004-12-25 03:25:45 AM
/wipes tears of joy from eyes.

God bless us, one and all.

She does smoke.

/Would pay child support to hit that.
/Serious
 
m3thod21
2004-12-25 03:27:37 AM
am i the only that can't get to the pics?
 
John_David_Stutts
2004-12-25 03:28:40 AM
Nice headline. Did Agnes DiPesto submit this?
 
Greenbeanx
2004-12-25 03:39:08 AM
someone post a mirror..for the love of boobies..please!
 
KCity
2004-12-25 03:44:56 AM
The first girl is Summer Altice. She played volleyball at San Diego State in the late 90's. She was the only reason I would go watch the games.
 
drredhook
2004-12-25 04:00:34 AM
Wow, a Playmate with real tits.
I love it.
 
Jashter
2004-12-25 04:03:58 AM
Great headline submitter. Got a laugh out of me.
 
UseLessHuman
2004-12-25 04:05:36 AM
Looks like it's back up. Fark it again!

/innuendo
 
fish-sticks
2004-12-25 04:09:25 AM
link=dead

:(

at least for me
 
abdul
2004-12-25 04:11:05 AM
Wasn't sure what to expect, and then that second shot of Summer Altice popped up.

That's not all that popped up... wow!
 
IForgotMyPassword
2004-12-25 04:14:53 AM
YAY! Bobbies link not blocked by the Saudi ministry for the promotion of virtue and prevention of vice.

Pity I am at work though.
 
northwest
2004-12-25 04:27:27 AM
check out the prior page for some skankier pics. (NSFW)
 
Gromitigo
2004-12-25 04:41:30 AM


"Exercise...is for women."
 
ndillonsc
2004-12-25 04:44:18 AM
Did anyone else notice how plump she is in the girl region of the third picture down. Seriously that is one fat pu$$y.
 
Destined_for_nothing
2004-12-25 06:53:49 AM
The tattoo above her crack is Chinese for "aim here".

/Dead Like Me R.I.P.
 
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