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(Some Chick) Weeners Better than Toby Maguire - MAXIMUS.   ( divider line
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5785 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Mar 2002 at 12:22 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-03-03 12:30:08 PM  
Man who go to sleep with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger.
2002-03-03 12:31:16 PM  
woo hoo weenies
2002-03-03 12:33:16 PM  
One day Fark will become solely devoted to boobies and weeners, with farkers and farkettes constently duking it out, rivalling, posting as much as they can, as often as they can. One by one the other tags will become obsolete, and fark will begin to fade away, until everything is just boobies and weeners, boobies and weeners.

I, for one, cannot wait.
2002-03-03 12:34:33 PM  
yessssss...thank you
2002-03-03 12:36:28 PM  
SLAYERSWINE, I like him too. He's one of the rare "hot guys" that men seem to like "as an actor". Harrison Ford is another one. Brad Pitt has become one of those guys too.

Pretty much, any guy I could say "you konw, I'd like to pound back a few brews with that dude" about is OK in my books, regardless of how quickly my wife's toungue hits the floor.
2002-03-03 12:37:01 PM  
He's hot, but the whole biting chunks out of someone's neck thing is a turn off. So is reading poetry.
2002-03-03 12:37:10 PM  
Ok, now I'll never watch another Russell Crowe movie again:
[image from too old to be available]

(they titled the picture "peekaboo")
2002-03-03 12:37:29 PM  
We are currently planning a sgamer weeners link obsession intervention. The details will be on the fark party page.
2002-03-03 12:39:46 PM  
Good morning, Mr. Crowe. I'll take some of that for breakfast in bed...or in the shower...or bent over the back of the sofa...
2002-03-03 01:15:28 PM  
Yes, Slayerswine, but there's a difference between "men" and "geriatric". Harrison Ford has recently fallen into that category.

This link gets my seal of approval.
2002-03-03 01:19:19 PM  
LOL katmbca.. i agree about the geriatric harrison.

russell is rather tasty though.
2002-03-03 01:22:38 PM  
bleh. Ive always thought Russell was ugly as sin.
*goes back to the tobey thread*
2002-03-03 01:26:42 PM  
Lol i love it when we have weeners posts just to hear kady talk dirty.
2002-03-03 01:36:14 PM  
Russell is supposedly a dick though...
2002-03-03 01:45:29 PM  
"or bent over the back of the sofa..."

excellent choice....

2002-03-03 01:45:34 PM  
Potac: Glad I can be of service to you. Nice profile picture, by the way. Makes me hot. ;)
2002-03-03 01:47:47 PM  
"Lol i love it when we have weeners posts just to hear kady talk dirty."

baaaa !! I prefer to hear it, not read it....


2002-03-03 01:53:55 PM  
Hi Vegasj. I just wrote a little while ago.

baaaa !! I prefer to hear it, not read it....

Maybe I should get my own 900 number... ;)
2002-03-03 01:55:14 PM  
I would like to bend over in his face
2002-03-03 02:04:51 PM  
baaaa !! I prefer to hear it, not read it....baaaaaa !! I prefer to hear it in person face to face... errr, face to something.!

Hi Kady

*sees mail*


2002-03-03 02:07:45 PM  
I even clicked on the link before commenting.
Are you happy now ?

? Click it again for me, will you? I don't like Crowe, too much of an jerk in interviews for my taste.

I'm still laughing at the grivas comment, actually.
2002-03-03 02:20:37 PM  
he's an ok actor i guess (honestly, i've only ever seen a beautiful mind, which i liked) but sexy? i dont think so.
2002-03-03 02:25:01 PM  
yes...Yes...YES!!! Way better than Orlando Bloom...a real MAN =D And I don't care about all that crap with the threatening of the producer for cutting his speech -- makes him even sexier =D~
2002-03-03 02:33:35 PM  
Oh yes... I'll just add him to my Vin Diesel fantasy... I'm greedy...
2002-03-03 02:59:37 PM  
oh.... now that your hot and bothered...

lets see those me-
[image from too old to be available]
2002-03-03 03:09:35 PM  
Awwww Stebain:
Thanks ever so... much...
2002-03-03 03:19:45 PM  
4 weeners posts in one day...

2002-03-03 03:27:58 PM  
Uh. Russell.Crowe.Sucks.Balls.

I don't get him at all. I mean, I'm all for the manly man and shiat, but zzzzzzzzzzz. Next.
2002-03-03 04:24:40 PM  
of course, i meant 2 days... im just too distracted :P

oh and russell crowe does nothing for me, but orlando bloom = yummy
2002-03-03 04:36:17 PM  
*mutters that this link isn't much better than the other one. Where ARE the long-haired cuties...*
2002-03-03 05:50:53 PM  
Good morning, Mr. Crowe. I'll take some of that for breakfast in bed...or in the shower...or bent over the back of the sofa...

why is it I have to come into "weener" threads to see posts from you, Kady????

and where are MY emails, huh? if you pass them out... how about alittle my way????
2002-03-03 05:58:07 PM  
vegasj nice Bio pic... I wish I had the "sack" for something like that.........
2002-03-03 06:15:34 PM  
ick...he's not bad...but not worth staring at.
2002-03-03 06:51:59 PM  
i submitted the same link a day or so ago, but after my string of successful weeners link posts, they won't let me have any more. :\

like i even give a shiat about how many submits i have.
2002-03-03 07:20:07 PM  
You are still the king sgamer.

Gotta admire a guy who would submit a weeners link(or 3) for the farkettes;)
2002-03-03 07:40:57 PM  
I appreciate the weeners sentiment, even if it is a dog like Crowe.
2002-03-03 08:15:52 PM  
He's a manly man. Everytime he gets in anyones face or flips a bird or anything he just gets hotter. Yummm...any farkettes out there see "Virtuosity"? You get to see him almost naked!
2002-03-03 09:19:52 PM  
Oh no - someone HAD to bring up Orlando Bloom. Let Russell have his moment in the Fark comments, and don't bring up such clearly superior specimens. Also, I don't believe we've seen Mr. Crowe shoot arrows yet, have we? To the scripting room at once!
2002-03-03 10:19:03 PM  
Russell fans tend to prefer Boromir to Legolas (about 4 to 1 on one of the lists I'm on). Something about tragic figures... It's a sickness, apparently.

Hope y'all enjoyed this. I'm one of those semi-obsessed fangirl types who thinks everyone should be enlightened. WWRD? have another beer!
2002-03-03 10:24:27 PM  
DirtyGirl: I've seen Virtuosity! Mmmmm.
2002-03-03 10:28:07 PM  
puts Virtuosity on must-avoid list
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