Great headline.

100 pound fine, 45 pound court fees - wow, he got of easy. Must be the spirit of the holidays... that and he wasn't in the United States.

The drug laws of the United States suck.

2004-12-24 03:39:53 PM Atvar
The drug laws of the United States suck.
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One more reason Vermont should be part of Canada.

i was hoping for pics so i could have festive wallpaper.

2004-12-24 03:39:53 PM Atvar
The drug laws of the United States suck.
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Tell me about it. If i hadn't rolled and smoked that *huge* doob, I'd probably just now be getting out of pound-me-in-the-arse prison because the amount I had on me was just shy of a felony amount.

As it was, I only spent the night in jail, paid a huge fine, and was on probation for a while. I had a pretty good lawyer, too.

There's a high times tag?

/doesn't mind pot
//hates the pot subculture

I had to swallow my drink as fast as I could to keep from spraying orange juice all over the damn monitor. Awesome headline.

From bash.org
#182893

Potato> A couple years back, my friend had the greatest christmas tree of all time
Potato> We were 'round at his place, having a post-pissup drink/laugh at lightweight bastards and two cops came in because of a noise complaint
Potato> One of them walks towards the open back door while the other does the usual "Why are you making so much noise" question routine
Potato> The friend in question goes pale as he sees the cop stick his head in the door and only look one way before deciding they were wasting their time
Potato> When they'd farked off, I asked him what was wrong, he pointed in the other direction and told me to go check out the christmas tree the cop missed
Potato> I stick my head in the door and lo, a 6 foot tall pot plant, complete with tinsel and presents around the base, is sitting in the corner, facing me off, taunting me, goin' "Yeah, farker, I'm a 6 foot tall pot plant. Ya wanna piece of me, biatch?"

batchild:

this might help

/i'll keep looking
//merry xmas

Headline gave me the giggles!

Well done & Merry Christmas to all of Farkistan.

Sought for questioning.

Nice headline.

Maybe they should have had Steve French protect it.

2004-12-24 03:39:53 PM Atvar


The drug laws of the United States suck.


Yup. I got busted in a hick state last year, and you'd have thought I was killing babies or something from the police response and the time I spent in jail. All over a farking eighth of weed and a gravity bong.

who gets caught anymore?

/amateurs

Now that's comedy gold!!!!

Nice headline submitter.

Heh. I'm glad I live in colorado...

In other news... When did Farkistan get a High Times tag?

Bash #182893

A couple years back, my friend had the greatest christmas tree of all time
We were 'round at his place, having a post-pissup drink/laugh at lightweight bastards and two cops came in because of a noise complaint
One of them walks towards the open back door while the other does the usual "Why are you making so much noise" question routine
The friend in question goes pale as he sees the cop stick his head in the door and only look one way before deciding they were wasting their time
When they'd farked off, I asked him what was wrong, he pointed in the other direction and told me to go check out the christmas tree the cop missed
I stick my head in the door and lo, a 6 foot tall pot plant, complete with tinsel and presents around the base, is sitting in the corner, facing me off, taunting me, goin' "Yeah, farker, I'm a 6 foot tall pot plant. Ya wanna piece of me, biatch?"

Fark you Nimisha :P

PTK

thats why you visually scan every room you ever walk into...
you never know what you are going to see and it helps you get better accustomed(sp) to your surroundings. Also different organizational things will tell you a lot about the person that you are visiting. One of those lil tricks to help you pick up on mannerisms(again, sp) ie if you are going to a dates' house for the first time, parents house and so on......
there are more nefarious ways to use it once you get good at seeing things no one else would notice. but all and all it would have made the night a lot more interesting to know it was there....lol

I guess I'm an old schooler Wake 'n Bake but what the hell is a "gravity" bong?

A couple years back, my friend had the greatest christmas tree of all time
We were 'round at his place, having a post-pissup drink/laugh at lightweight bastards and two cops came in because of a noise complaint
One of them walks towards the open back door while the other does the usual "Why are you making so much noise" question routine
The friend in question goes pale as he sees the cop stick his head in the door and only look one way before deciding they were wasting their time
When they'd farked off, I asked him what was wrong, he pointed in the other direction and told me to go check out the christmas tree the cop missed
I stick my head in the door and lo, a 6 foot tall pot plant, complete with tinsel and presents around the base, is sitting in the corner, facing me off, taunting me, goin' "Yeah, farker, I'm a 6 foot tall pot plant. Ya wanna piece of me, biatch?"

Bash #182893

//yeah... i know

in california you buy your weed at the store....

mathmatix uh, useful as what you said is, that quote wasn't mine.

bash.org clicky.

Now that the same Bash quote has been pasted three times including Nimisha's first, I think we've got the point. =D

Marijuana shouldn't be illegal.

Hey guys, has anyone heard this one?

A couple years back, my friend had the greatest christmas tree of all time
We were 'round at his place, having a post-pissup drink/laugh at lightweight bastards and two cops came in because of a noise complaint
One of them walks towards the open back door while the other does the usual "Why are you making so much noise" question routine
The friend in question goes pale as he sees the cop stick his head in the door and only look one way before deciding they were wasting their time
When they'd farked off, I asked him what was wrong, he pointed in the other direction and told me to go check out the christmas tree the cop missed
I stick my head in the door and lo, a 6 foot tall pot plant, complete with tinsel and presents around the base, is sitting in the corner, facing me off, taunting me, goin' "Yeah, farker, I'm a 6 foot tall pot plant. Ya wanna piece of me, biatch?"

Bash #182893

/I know as well...

Jalapeno-

a gravity bong consists of cutting a plastic gallon milk container in a little tub of water and poking a hole in the top to place the bowl in, then lighting and slowly lifting up to fill it with smoke

then you take off the cap and get ready to melt your lungs

Gravity Bong

1.Get a 2 litter bottle and completly cut the bottom out.
2.Screw in metal bowl into the bottle cap and load bowl.
3.Fill up bathtup or sink with water.
4.Dip bottle into the water until you reach the cap.
5.Light Bowl and slowly lift bottle up.
6.Once bottle has filled with smoke remove lid/bowl.
7.Put lips around lid and push bottle back into the water.

No for real, gravity bong rips are not to be farked with. I have seen people puke, passout or otherwise cough thier lungs into total oblivion. Good Times.

rebby
Wake 'n Bake

Details please!

Details of what?

I scored an overweight half oz a month into my freshman year at a small liberal arts college in Iowa. We were smoking in the dorms after participating in an "underground whisky club." An RA alerted security, but I was already at the bars. Security questioned the owner of the dorm that we were smoking in, he fingered me. They had all three of the town's cop cars on campus looking for me; they even brought in a couple from the next town over.

I got promised by a girl that I'd get lucky that night, we were walking back to her dorm from the bar. Fat small town cop stops me (hey, how many other farking Chinese people were in that lousy town?) tells the girl to scram. Does the whole hands-on-the-car thing, rifles through my pockets. Cuffs me, &c&c&c. Pretty tame, actually. If I hadn't smoked so much out of the bag, the half oz would have landed me a felony possession of a (class I?) controlled substance.

/young and stupid and unlucky

Wake 'n Bake

Smoking a fat bowl right when you wake up. Great for work and school. Not so good if you have important things to do.

use a 64 oz gatorade container for the gravity bong... and a recycle bin for the water

/college

Two liter gravity bong rips are lame. Try a three liter. My friends and I smoked that every day for a few months. By then, we were able to take multiple three liter hits without flinching.

I'd say our lungs were pretty farked up, but it was pretty funny watching other people try to smoke half the 3 liter, and end up coughing their lungs out!

SANTA


"had no comment"


i got nothing....

enigmatic_cat

3 liters are a waste if you ask me. I can burn a fully loaded bowl in a 2 liter easy. Just make like a good house wife and pull nice and slow.

I like knife rips better anyway. Gravity Bongs are more novelty then sensible.

For a cooler smoke use a metal slide for the bowl and attach a plastic hose to it. When you lift the bottle the smoke will filter through the water, giving you a nicer and cleaner smoke. You can get the plastic tubing at home depot, metal slides are available at head shops, or steal one from a bong.

I would like to go to a head shop but unfortunatly I live in a Operation Pipe Dreams state. In order to get nice glass I have to drive to Utah. Fark that.
There was a DEA agent on the news saying they need to crack down on glass pipes because they have "pretty colors" and young children are attracted to "pretty colors". If this is the mentality of the DEA then I don't think I wanna join thier club.

best...holiday...movie...ev..? deja vu!

/sorry just too awesome

I've never met a smart person that smoked weed.

^ You need to get out more.

HomeSkillet

That's awful. Maybe you need to stop hanging around with people who were already retards before they started smoking pot.

Where's that picture of the Scary Movie "Joint Tree"?

Best headline evar.

Really?

Never met a smart person who smoked pot. I guess you never went to college because a lot of college professors are no stranger to the Ganja.

There are literally millions of people who smoke, and guess what? They hold jobs, pay taxes, raise children and do everything else "normal" people do.

Just because the government says that something is illegal doesn't mean it is bad for you. What they are really saying is "how dare you choose your own intoxicant! You need to use something that we tax and control. You need to give your soul to the drug companies so they can sell you zoloft , prozac and wellbutrin."

Homegrowing of Marijuana needs to be legalized. People who grow to sell should be the ones that get in trouble with the law. If your not selling it, then the state isn't missing out on any tax monies. It's no different than growing your own tomatoes.

Speaking of Marijuana, my buddy is on the way over with a fat 1/8th of some kind bud for the Holidays!

Merry Festivus everyone!

Festivus, for the rest of us....

2004-12-24 04:49:51 PM Patent


rebby
Wake 'n Bake

Details please!


I was smoking in my dorm room freshman year of college at a large state school in Iowa. I wasn't careful at all because my floor president had bought weed from me before and my RA had told me he was cool with it, so getting busted was about the last thing on my mind. I was laying on the couch watching TV, after smoking a few GB bowls an hour before. Cops knock on my door, I stupidly open without looking out the peephole, assuming it's some kid who wants to get high. It's all downhill from there.

Later I learned my RA was out of town that night, and his girlfriend who also lived on my floor had called the cops because she could smell incense in the hall outside my room.

Is it a turn-on to your farkers to think about a gingerbreadchick eating herself?

/fap?

HomeSkillet: That's because smart pot smokers defy stereotypes. Need I remind you that it's still illegal? So does it not make sense that the smart ones are going to be the least ostentatious? Especially around people like you who make your misinformed prejudices known at the most casual mention of it.

Continue to wallow in your ignorance. It only prevents you from becoming one of those smart people you think you've never met.

Wake 'n Bake you're still in Iowa, eh? Hometwon or just there for college?