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(Some Guy)   Farker Rassleholic turned 21 years old today. Please help get him drunk.   ( divider line
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2595 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Mar 2002 at 1:18 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-03-02 04:14:11 PM  
hey i turn 21 in two years...i think i should start having people give me alcohol money now so by the time my birthday rolls around i could get wasted beyond belief
2002-03-02 04:15:13 PM  
worst fark post ever
2002-03-02 04:22:00 PM  
Only 105 more days...

I wonder if one has contemplated getting drunk while watching puppies watch videos on VH1?
2002-03-02 04:32:54 PM  
Kicks Said: "Are you Mormon?


God hates Mormons...
2002-03-02 04:35:07 PM  
Cruiser, Fish

Yeah, cement mixer. Or Bloody brain- bailey's in Cranberry juice. The baileys curdles up similarly. Not strong, just nasty.

Don't forget the ol' Prairie Fire... Half a shot Tequila, and half a shot tabasco...
2002-03-02 04:44:38 PM  
i wish i would have known it was acceptable to solicit funds from visitors to fund my 21st birthday celebration. is it acceptable to ask for reimbersment from mine? please contact me for my paypal info.
2002-03-02 04:58:47 PM  
I expect a post of my own on my 21st with a link to my paypal account.
2002-03-02 05:20:57 PM  
After you finish drinking all the domestic garbage and rot gut that 21 year olds regularly consume, sit down and have something you can taste and appreciate.

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2002-03-02 05:35:42 PM  
Freakfoundation: Or something like this.

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No, I'm not 21, and no, I don't drink, but I have tried sips of this stuff before, just to taste. Delicious, and it really clears your sinuses.
2002-03-02 05:38:30 PM  
I turn 26 at the end of the month. What are y'all gettin' me?
2002-03-02 05:55:03 PM  
Happy birthday Bro.
2002-03-02 06:00:45 PM  
hey i am out of weed. if i set up a paypal account will my fellow farkers help me get stoned tonight? happy birthday, btw.
2002-03-02 06:14:01 PM  
Hey I just turned 26 a couple of months ago, wheres all my happy Bday wishes?

Oh YA! Happy 21st!
2002-03-02 06:34:19 PM  

What you need is 12 of these:


2002-03-02 08:18:20 PM  
no way dudes what he needs is some a this[image from too old to be available] and a little bit oh this[image from too old to be available]
and the best part is, in canada, ya only gotta be 19 to legally drink it!
2002-03-02 09:55:41 PM  
GirlyGirl : Happy 26th! Bio pics, Very nice!!!
I also like the Webpage. Needs more boobie pics!

PS : Happy 21st Rass!
2002-03-03 01:33:15 AM  
Happy 21st dude! LOL My 21st fell on a Sunday and thanks to the farking fundies (or whoever) alcohol is not sold on Sunday here in Ohio in MOST places. Ah who cares I don't like alcohol anyways....

NOW YOU'RE LEGAL!!! Have a good birthday! Of course your car insurance probably won't go down until you're 25....
2002-03-03 01:42:24 AM  
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This one's for you mate.

2002-03-03 10:37:16 AM  
Will there be a little of this today?
2002-03-03 10:40:34 AM  

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