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(Yahoo)   Archeologists may have discovered clay jars that Jesus used to turn water into wine; other team of scientists still looking for Santa's workshop and Easter Bunny's lair   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 657
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2004-12-21 09:44:31 PM
Jesus' juice jars.
 
2004-12-21 09:45:26 PM
Alexander believes that with more substantial investment, the site could became a major tourist attraction and pilgrimage destination.


"We're really working very hard to save some of this site because what we do have here is a village of Jesus," she said. "And it was here that he carried out the first miracle."


shut up.
 
2004-12-21 09:47:44 PM
Unlikely.
 
2004-12-21 10:05:19 PM
If I find a two-thousand year old piece of wood near where Jesus died, should I assume it's a piece of the True Cross?
 
2004-12-21 10:17:24 PM
Oh, man, that's gonna make a killin' on Ebay!
 
2004-12-21 10:44:55 PM
Jesus kills
 
2004-12-21 10:45:46 PM
Now if they can only find the trays where Jesus turned wheat into marijuana, that would be way cool.
 
2004-12-21 10:46:37 PM
christians vs. intelligent people in 3...2...1...
 
2004-12-21 10:47:11 PM
Nice headline.

I can't wait til 2000 years from now when people think Harry Potter was a great mystical prophet and start following his teachings.
 
2004-12-21 10:47:37 PM
Jesus does not exist, and all religion is pointless and stupid.

/continues to sit by and watch people war about it
//wanders off to find marshmellows for impending flames
 
2004-12-21 10:47:43 PM
This article makes Baby Jebus cry
 
2004-12-21 10:47:54 PM
Someone summon Bevets quick before the thread gets boring!
 
2004-12-21 10:48:34 PM
Now if we can only find the beer bong Jesus used..
 
2004-12-21 10:48:50 PM
but has it got jesus' dna?
 
2004-12-21 10:49:38 PM
Who would Jesus do?
 
2004-12-21 10:49:47 PM
What about when Jesus turned water.... into funk!?
 
2004-12-21 10:49:54 PM
excellent headline
 
2004-12-21 10:50:10 PM
I smell smoke.
 
2004-12-21 10:52:27 PM
Did he autograph the pots Jesus H Christ?

If not, then it could have been any old Jesus.
 
2004-12-21 10:52:58 PM
FLAME MOTHERfarkERS FLAME
 
2004-12-21 10:53:02 PM
Jesus was an alien. His miraculous powers were based on highly advanced technology.

How obvious does it have to be?
 
2004-12-21 10:53:03 PM
Jesus was a bartender?
 
2004-12-21 10:53:12 PM
Oh look, an empty tomb. Must have belonged to Lazarus!
 
2004-12-21 10:53:32 PM
Gah. I believe in Christ, and even I find this to be retarded.
 
2004-12-21 10:54:21 PM
Where does it say, those jars are the ones Jesus used, get a grip you nutcases.
 
2004-12-21 10:54:30 PM
I'm personaly waiting for people to say this find validates ALL of the new testiment. After all, it only takes proff of a single event or place to validate an entire set of mythos.
 
2004-12-21 10:56:19 PM
So where did he stay? East Cana or West Cana? Since it appears that there were two villages....

--h
 
2004-12-21 10:56:43 PM
Can't you lay off, even on his birthday??

....it's getting hot in here. so flame on all your wars...
 
2004-12-21 10:57:21 PM
I believe
 
2004-12-21 10:57:27 PM
Did the archaeologist put Saran Wrap over the jars and put a rubber band around it?
 
2004-12-21 10:57:55 PM
This headline makes me all warm and fuzzy inside.
 
2004-12-21 10:59:38 PM
To the north there lies a cave-- the cave of Caerbannog-- wherein, carved in mystic runes upon the very living rock, the last words of Olfin Bedwere of Rheged...
[boom]
...make plain the last resting place of the most Holy Grail.
 
2004-12-21 11:00:04 PM
NubianzWithAttitude:
Jesus was an alien. His miraculous powers were based on highly advanced technology.


Jesus was an alien
Flying through space
And God was an astronaut, who said "boy I like your face"
So the story began
 
2004-12-21 11:00:26 PM
2004-12-21 10:46:37 PM maj.heath
christians vs. intelligent people in 3...2...1...

Yeah, cause everybody knows, there have never been any intelligent Christians.

You know, once you rule out most of the great minds of the last 1000 years.
 
2004-12-21 11:01:08 PM
I accept this finding wholeheartedly, because if you think about it, how many wine jars could there possibly be at that time? They must be authentic, whether Jesus performed the miracle or not, or whether he even existed.

/Still finds beer bottles from last week that I forgot on various bookshelves around the house.
 
2004-12-21 11:01:12 PM

Unavailable for comment.
 
2004-12-21 11:01:23 PM
You cant deny that Jesus existed any more than you can deny that any other historical figure existed. The real question is whether he was who he said he was.

As well, archaeology is not very handy for locating the remains of one person's life, or at least so my college professor said.
 
SGF
2004-12-21 11:01:31 PM
 
2004-12-21 11:02:00 PM
Turning water into wine was just an expression. John, who was a greek and not a local to Palestine, took it literally. He made up the wedding feast story as an example of what he failed to grasp was only an expression. John's was the "wow, man!" Gospel. I think he drank the bong water.
 
2004-12-21 11:02:32 PM
I can't wait til 2000 years from now when people think Harry Potter was a great mystical prophet and start following his teachings.

In the name of James Potter, and of Harry Potter, and of Nearly Headless Nick...Amen.

Our Harry, who art at Hogwarts, hallowed be thy name...
 
2004-12-21 11:02:37 PM

They want to turn it into a tourist attraction? What do you suppose they would
sell at the gift shoppe?


I think they should sell the Baby
Jesus Butt Plug
(NSFW)(POPS)


/going straight to hell.

// If there is such a thing.

 
2004-12-21 11:02:49 PM
lovehate
Where does it say, those jars are the ones Jesus used, get a grip you nutcases.

Wow, someone actually read the article. It's obvious the submitter didn't.
 
2004-12-21 11:03:11 PM
Warning

 
SGF
2004-12-21 11:03:25 PM
A jug holding a jug! dog

.....think about it
 
2004-12-21 11:03:32 PM


You have chosen...wisely.
 
2004-12-21 11:03:42 PM
Ahh,what religion is all about, turning a buck. Come to the first miracle site my farking butt. I personally like my buddhism lite, doesn't need a buck but karma will come back to bite you. As it will for these hucksters....
 
2004-12-21 11:03:56 PM
freakay:
"As well, archaeology is not very handy for locating the remains of one person's life, or at least so my college professor said."

Absolutely correct. Your gold star is in the mail.
 
SGF
2004-12-21 11:04:40 PM
and dog spelled backwards is God!

how trippy is that?
 
2004-12-21 11:04:49 PM
punkennedys: we do have here is a village of Jesus

I smell a them park coming...

JesusLand anyone?
 
2004-12-21 11:04:57 PM
I think a lot of Christians overlook the fact that Jesus' first miracle was at a wedding that had run out of hooch, and he turned water into wine and kept the party going.

It's identical to a party situation when the keg's been tapped -- and your friend suddenly shows up with a new one, and everyone gets off the couches and back into action. PAAARRRTYYY!!
 
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