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(The Register)   Tonga is the porniest nation in the world with 7.7 pages per inhabitant   ( ) divider line 88
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2004-12-21 02:19:12 PM  
Mr Salvaterra has forgotten to keep any financial records.

Oh ruh-heally. How con-veeeenient. Did you do this yourself or were you instructed to do so by someone else, say...SATAN?!
2004-12-21 02:23:39 PM  
Tonga's porniness has nothing on my house... where there's several terabytes of pr0n per inhabitant.
2004-12-21 02:24:31 PM  
We were sold into porn slavery, cry African islands

Is this a real headline, or is my sleeplessness starting to get to me?
2004-12-21 02:37:25 PM  
I wonder if they've been "cecilianted" yet.
2004-12-21 02:43:17 PM  
Do I make you porny? Well, Do I? Grrr, baby yeah!
2004-12-21 02:51:05 PM  
Dot Tee Ooh, babeeeee.
2004-12-21 03:06:54 PM  
I was sold into porn slavery, exclaims rejoiceful man

I can dream
2004-12-21 03:20:27 PM  
Excuse me?
2004-12-21 03:25:22 PM  

2004-12-21 03:29:15 PM  
Hu hu, Grr, Tonga Tonga?
2004-12-21 04:13:58 PM  
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2004-12-21 06:07:50 PM  
If you want to know what some of these Tongan porn freaks look like, here are a few:

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Yeah, I always suspected that guy in the turtleneck.
2004-12-21 06:13:33 PM  
Germany and the U.K. have more porn pages than the U.S.? Huh.
2004-12-21 09:49:53 PM  
Kudos for whoever came up with the term "porniest"
2004-12-21 09:52:14 PM  
StrikitRich: Germany and the U.K. have more porn pages than the U.S.? Huh.

Um yeah. So? What made you think we were the porniest?
2004-12-21 09:53:49 PM  
The researchers obviously didn't include my collection in their stats
2004-12-21 09:54:02 PM  
porniest = new favourite word
2004-12-21 09:54:39 PM  
This thread is useless without example pics.
2004-12-21 09:55:50 PM  
This is a porn excuse for a green lighted article..
2004-12-21 09:56:37 PM  
Well we won't stand for this! This is America: the fattest, laziest, unhealthiest country in the world. We should be the porniest too! Come on people, where's your sense of national pride? If everyone goes out and buys 50 pages of porn tonight, we'll be back on top again in no time! USA! USA! USA!
2004-12-21 09:57:05 PM  
Where in the hell is Tonga?
2004-12-21 09:57:50 PM  
More kittens are killed in Tonga then any nation.

porniest.. heh

I am pornholio!!!
2004-12-21 09:59:32 PM  
I always keep room on my desktop for hot, Tongan foxes.
2004-12-21 10:00:09 PM  
They forgot Poland!
(Vaguely remembers Tonga being part of the same alliance as Poland)
2004-12-21 10:00:10 PM  
Tonga? Wasn't that a Gloria Estefan hit?
2004-12-21 10:01:38 PM  
in terms of countries, Germany leads the way with 10 million pages, and the UK is close behind with 8.5 million

/american hangs head in shame that we didn't even get mentioned...
2004-12-21 10:04:00 PM  
In terms of porniness, Germany is on top, with the UK right below it, coming in second...
2004-12-21 10:07:44 PM  
If you had to make love to a Tonganese woman, you would need porn too.
2004-12-21 10:14:30 PM  
Better watch out you dont get your ass kicked by Junior and Sele for that comment...
2004-12-21 10:14:49 PM  
In terms of porniness, Germany is on top, with the UK right below it, coming in second...

Too many jokes... Must mock Joey
2004-12-21 10:15:55 PM  
I guess that just means I'll have to try harder!

/off to the newsgroups to raise the national average
2004-12-21 10:18:00 PM  

Yeah, but it's great the way they can lift you on and off.
2004-12-21 10:18:27 PM  
"The country' infrastructure minister, Deolindo Costa de Boa Esperanca, was intrigued to find out what this Internet thing was when the Net's overseeing organisation ICANN held its annual meeting in South Africa earlier this month."

they just discovered the internet. in 2004.
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2004-12-21 10:22:36 PM  
If I were Tongan I'd fap to pics of a grilled cheese sandwich.
2004-12-21 10:23:22 PM  
Germany and the U.K. have more porn pages than the U.S.?

must be that "silent majority" shiat again.
2004-12-21 10:24:29 PM  
Tonga is in the South Pacific, you geographically-challenged assholes.
2004-12-21 10:27:08 PM  
GIS for tonga:
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2004-12-21 10:27:09 PM  
does anyone have a pic of wcw /wwf wrestler meng also known as haku because he is from tonga anything you think of tongan porn take a look at hime and forget tongan porn lol
2004-12-21 10:30:17 PM  
I believe that they are only counting the country extensions - .uk, .de (Germany), and so forth. The U.S. country extension is .us, and I suppose that there are not very many porn sites with a .us extension. The .com extension doubtless has more porn than all the others put together.

I'm surprised that .ru didn't do better; I was under the impression that there were quite a few .ru sites.
2004-12-21 10:39:50 PM  
2004-12-21 09:57:05 PM omgRez

Let the great American Ignorance Shine!

/Is New Jersey a city or a state?
2004-12-21 10:40:47 PM  
michaeltrout-- how do you know of ta-tonga?
2004-12-21 10:53:45 PM  
2004-12-21 06:07:50 PM Peaceboy

The Jets have a farking "best of" album? When the fark did this happen? What, is it just their one album with the crap songs removed? Do you just get a blank CD-ROM?
2004-12-21 10:55:37 PM  
Tongans are Polynesian people, many Polynesian cultures had VERY different views about sexuality compared to the Puritan Americans (think Mutiny on the Bounty.) Though I am kind of surprised as they were converted to Christianity by our missionaries and tend to be very conservative now days, but old ways are probably still around.
2004-12-21 11:14:48 PM  
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2004-12-21 11:19:25 PM  
forditude - Of course they do. You can clearly see from the cd cover that they were 20th Century masters.

Actually that's one bit of 80s debris I've managed to completely forget. Can't even remember how their one semi-hit went.
2004-12-21 11:27:38 PM  
The Americans love sex, no denying it; but the Germans, from my observation, despite their non-Puritanical background (which is only about 50 years old, and otherwise comparable or worse than the Americans) have a high portion of the population into sexual deviance, particularly involving prostitution, S&M, child sex, etc. Anywhere you go in the world where there is a heavy prostitution market, you will find whores speaking German, and sex guides in German. Having gone out with a couple German girls, I can add the anecdotal evidence that they are coldly unromantic, though they may go through the ritual. Germans are weird with sex.
2004-12-21 11:34:45 PM  
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2004-12-21 11:38:29 PM  
does anyone have a pic of wcw /wwf wrestler meng also known as haku because he is from tonga anything you think of tongan porn take a look at hime and forget tongan porn lol

Ask and ye shall receive...
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2004-12-21 11:48:34 PM  
I hail the submitter for the word "porniest", which I marked for.

And speaking of MARKING~!, pomg Meng!
2004-12-21 11:50:13 PM  
I love the Nigerian case,. . . those farkers actually that their .ng domain would be worth money, so their government set up a website for the "gold rush" of .ng domain names. Never came.

. . . perhaps that has something to do with the FACT that nobody in the free world actually trusts a Nigerian anymore (after all those darn phony "business deals" ;-)
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