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4105 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Dec 2004 at 10:47 AM (12 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2004-12-22 06:21:16 AM  
Please don't give me a TF account. Fark takes enough of my time as it is.
2004-12-22 07:03:33 AM  
I'm quitting smoking (to please my children) in 10 days!!!!AAAAAHHHHH! A TotalFark account may keep me really busy, making my attempt at quitting successful, and therefore saving my life!!
2004-12-22 07:04:15 AM  
If someone gives me Total Fark i promise not to
Kill hookers
Kill bunnies

and kill kittens....wait i can't do that with Total fark Boobies links.
2004-12-22 09:42:01 AM  
May God Bless the Farker that gives me TotalFark and May He smite the rest of you.
2004-12-22 10:06:46 AM  
Thanks, whomever! I promise to abuse the power!
2004-12-22 12:00:26 PM  
Thank you, thank you whoever sponsored me (I think it could've been Dude O Matic or Feid). You are my hero.
2004-12-22 12:09:45 PM  
I have a gmail account and it's MINE, ALL MINE! Muahahahahaha. What's so damned great about Total Fark anyway? Does it come with a cook or a housekeeper or a babysitter?
2004-12-22 01:52:46 PM  
Well, this was unexpected. Thanks to my unknown benefactor. I just logged in and nearly had a stroke with all the links that can be seen now. Good, nay great times will be had.
2004-12-22 02:27:03 PM  
Dude O Matic 5000, thanks for the sponsorship, greatly appreciated. i've emailed you already thanking you, but really. thanks again. you rock man.
2004-12-22 02:39:08 PM  
I think that there are enough total farkers screaming about "sharp knees" and "I'd hit it" but if there is need of another...
2004-12-22 05:31:58 PM  
Giving funkysumo TotalFark would make him sooooooo happy...

that he would not need to squash you like a grape.

2004-12-22 06:38:09 PM  
This is for real? Look at all the TF icons in this post... how much groveling is actually involved?
2004-12-22 07:43:53 PM  
I'm sure it's been said already.. but I'll give up some Gmail for your TotalFark.

2004-12-22 09:23:22 PM  
I will give free hosting to anyone who gives me TF!! More details regarding the service can be obtained by emailing me, but here's a quick rundown:

- 1gb space
- 25gb bandwidth

If you've got a domain name, you can score!
2004-12-22 09:43:19 PM  
I have to throw my hat in the ring...

I have Tim Horton's hot cocoa I can box for you
2004-12-22 11:23:07 PM  
Two consecutive posts an hour and a half apart? This thread is dead, unless you're like into zombies and in that case I have BRAINS! to make your mouth happy. All you have to do is slip a fiver to Drew.

I don't understand the abover either
2004-12-23 12:13:17 AM  
uhm. Hi again.
2004-12-23 04:59:29 AM  
Woot! I've got paypal now... so, um, is it worth getting TotalFark? Outta curiosity...
2004-12-23 05:27:03 PM  
Someone should hook me up for reading all the way down to here.
2004-12-24 12:49:53 AM  
I gave several sponsorships last time and now my TF ran out.
Anyone want to return the favor? Or just spread some Christmas cheer?
2004-12-25 10:00:39 PM  
Thanks to whoever sponsored me! It is immensely appreciated.
2004-12-25 10:19:55 PM  
2004-12-25 11:23:52 PM  
a big merry christmas to whoever sponsored me! first good thing to happen to me since Nick Saban quit
2004-12-26 12:47:08 AM  
2004-12-26 02:30:46 AM  
It took me a while to notice it, but a big thank you to whoever sponsored me! I really really mean it, thank you!
2004-12-27 09:20:31 PM  
Well, I never got a TF account, but here's a free Gmail account to the first person that revisits this thread anyways...

Happy Holidays.
2004-12-28 02:32:07 PM  
Am I too late ?
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