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2004-12-21 11:37:03 AM  
Does Total Fark come with image hosting?
 
2004-12-21 11:37:17 AM  
Question: Is it possible to get Total Fark without Paypal? Kind of got my account suspended, (paypal doesn't like charge backs).
 
2004-12-21 11:37:23 AM  
Will trade a gmail account for a totalfark membership!

kinghip­po[nospam-﹫-backwards]li­a­mg­*com

........would be a good gift for the holidays!
 
2004-12-21 11:37:37 AM  
Thanks Tomasi, I think I found who I'll sponsor. You.
 
2004-12-21 11:38:00 AM  
Me, pick me. Please, pick me!!! Me, pick me. Please, pick me!!! Me, pick me. Please, pick me!!! Me, pick me. Please, pick me!!! Me, pick me. Please, pick me!!!
 
2004-12-21 11:38:14 AM  
I wish I had already put some money in my paypal account before this thread came up. Sorry folks, I'll hook one or two of you up in a few days. I swear.
 
2004-12-21 11:38:32 AM  
ducTape is my hero!
 
2004-12-21 11:38:39 AM  
wyltoknow

Now that you have that neat thingy next to your name, it's time to update that profile. We elitists like to know who were blabbing to when we treat the unwashed masses with general disdain.
 
2004-12-21 11:38:53 AM  
Done. Bring on the glass tube and Lemmiwinks!

an icelandic TFer would be cool, especially since TF is in dutch with the EEOC. you also differently abled and pagan, cause we could fill three slots?
 
2004-12-21 11:39:02 AM  
Me, pick me. Please, pick me!!! Me, pick me. Please, pick me!!! Me, pick me. Please, pick me!!! Me, pick me. Please, pick me!!! Me, pick me. Please, pick me!!!

Put some effort into your bio! Put some effort into your bio! Put some effort into your bio! Put some effort into your bio!
 
2004-12-21 11:39:03 AM  
I don't want TotalFark. That would be crap. If someone signed me up I would hate them forever and not bare their children.

/reverse psychology

Oh yea, I also don't have any gmail invites so don't email me and not ask for them.
Okay I'm confused now.
 
2004-12-21 11:39:13 AM  
Please please PLEASE give me the gift of being able to see all those articles that you submitted last week with a better headline!
I would be very grateful. :)
 
2004-12-21 11:39:40 AM  
we need some farkettes to speak up.
 
2004-12-21 11:39:54 AM  
dolly_llama:

Remember the rules. I'll be watching ;)
 
2004-12-21 11:40:13 AM  
hate them forever and not bare their children.

If you bared children, I'd have you arrested, my friend.
 
2004-12-21 11:40:15 AM  
the_pgoat

Check your e-mail, please.
 
2004-12-21 11:40:22 AM  
dogfather_jr

After searching my mind (and Google)I came up with this:

 
2004-12-21 11:40:23 AM  
Corpulence,

*grin* I'll have to test drive it over winter break. Thank gravy for a real place to discuss.
 
2004-12-21 11:40:33 AM  
Snowbound: cool profile. But keep your cookies. :)


Thanks. You rock. Your profile (specifically the OR pic) reminds me of Buckaroo Banzai...
 
2004-12-21 11:40:36 AM  
Hmmmm...can't decide whether to give my friend Total Fark or Nerve (NSFW)
 
2004-12-21 11:41:36 AM  
Any more Brits out there ?

Due to the exchange rate, to sponsor someone only cost me 2 pounds and 65 good British pence.

So I will sponsor one more.

Email to me works.
 
2004-12-21 11:41:49 AM  
the_pgoat: I'll hook one or two of you up in a few days. I swear.

Thats what I am doing too - reading every post - checking profiles of the ones that make me laugh/get my attention. Tomorrow nite I get the paycheck and will escalate a couple folks into nirvana-fark.
 
2004-12-21 11:43:31 AM  
Not really expecting to get sponsored, but I'm curious about something. If I sign up for TF will I be able to change my moniker to something a little more hip (signed up in haste to ask a "Deadwood" question, but alas, the "wait 24 hours" rule put me past anyone's interest. sniff)
 
2004-12-21 11:43:36 AM  
albo:
an icelandic TFer would be cool, especially since TF is in dutch with the EEOC. you also differently abled and pagan, cause we could fill three slots?

Ehm, I've got a slight neurlogical disorder and I've got an uncle named Thor. Close enough?
 
2004-12-21 11:43:47 AM  
Thank You ....Thank You ....Thank You ....Thank You ....

Thank You ....Thank You ....Thank You ....Thank You ....

Thank You ....Thank You ....Thank You ....Thank You ....

Sincerely ..... Thanks WHOEVER sponsored me, ... I've quickly scanned the forum and didn't see any acknowledgement, but meh, .. in my enthusiasm I might have missed it ...
 
2004-12-21 11:43:55 AM  
malcy how about someone that lived in the UK for 20 years? And I don't splatter my shoes when vomiting... which might make me more Irish than British.
 
2004-12-21 11:44:07 AM  
Anyone want to sponsor a St. Louis TFer in college who's about to lose his TF account?

::makes bambi eyes::
 
2004-12-21 11:44:53 AM  
 
2004-12-21 11:46:07 AM  
Check your email malcy .

i can also provide amusing jokes if you give me a moment to think of some :-)
 
2004-12-21 11:46:55 AM  
Eh, what the hell. I'm feeling generous. Say something funny and I'll think about it.
 
2004-12-21 11:47:03 AM  
OK, I'm drunk at noon on a tuesday so I'll sponsor one more for a month...

BUT. This will be a tad more difficult. I want to see if you have any Total Fark knowledge, and how much is getting out there onto the main page.... Answer these questions three:

1.) Which Total Farker posed nude wearing a clown wig and nose, inducing most, if not all, of us to vomit?

2.) What does the acronym UFIA stand for?

3.) Which Total Farker customarily will be the first allowed to demand pictures of boobies in any thread?

These answers are available without ever having had Total Fark.... good luck.
 
2004-12-21 11:47:38 AM  
morrisonsl

OK I cracked and you made me laugh. Enjoy !
 
2004-12-21 11:47:47 AM  
'Tis the season to pander and grovel.
Fa la la la la, fark fark fark fark...
 
2004-12-21 11:47:53 AM  
alberia: Scrotum.
 
2004-12-21 11:48:16 AM  
skyfire360 where are you in school?
 
2004-12-21 11:49:09 AM  
Corpulence:

1.) Which Total Farker posed nude wearing a clown wig and nose, inducing most, if not all, of us to vomit?

2.) What does the acronym UFIA stand for?

3.) Which Total Farker customarily will be the first allowed to demand pictures of boobies in any thread?



I KNOW!!! IKNOW!!!!!
 
2004-12-21 11:49:24 AM  
Welcome to totalfark everyone.
 
2004-12-21 11:49:42 AM  
DOGFATHER JR.

A horse, because a vest has no sleeves.
 
2004-12-21 11:50:15 AM  
malcy: OK I cracked and you made me laugh. Enjoy !

Allright! Your family now have the use of three generations of my family as your personal servants in return. Use them wisely :)

/starting with my kids, of course
 
2004-12-21 11:50:21 AM  
I am so late to this thread - but what are TF'ers requiring for a TF sponshorship?

/Willing to take a sponsorship off your hands...
 
2004-12-21 11:50:21 AM  
With the help of a little elf **coughthanks**, I have sponsored Adman12 for a month.

Not that he's reading this right now, but he'll be pleasantly surprised when he notices the TF next to his name!
 
2004-12-21 11:50:45 AM  
Beh. I paid for the whole year, and barely use it anymore.
 
2004-12-21 11:50:47 AM  
numbah5sistah:

Shhhhhhh! ;)
 
2004-12-21 11:50:56 AM  
Ehm, I've got a slight neurlogical disorder and I've got an uncle named Thor. Close enough?

ding ding ding. refresh, morrisonsl, you're a TFer for a month.
 
2004-12-21 11:51:09 AM  
From one duck to another, Psyduck enjoy your month.
 
2004-12-21 11:51:11 AM  
Holy Jaybus Astros

Thanks, and I'll get right on that reading assignment.
Merry X-mas to you too
 
2004-12-21 11:51:44 AM  
This is an appeal for all the starving regular Farkers who've had to put up with boobies droughts the like of which the world has never seen.

Are you a Total Farker? Are you fealing sad, lonely, and tired from all the fapping?

Well you can make a difference! Just pledge a Total Fark account to a Fark Liter today. This will go towards helping lubricant companies, who will see a huge upsurge in business and regular Farkers most affected by the droughts who are in desperately sad conditions. The head of the National Assosiation of Fappers(NAF) commented that "this is the worst we've ever seen, hell we've even had cases of Farkers fapping to their mirrors". So please, please help. You can make a difference!

Don't delay! Pledge today!

/Pleeeese won't sombody TF me. The mirror doesn't change!
//Did I say that out loud!
///doh!
 
2004-12-21 11:52:04 AM  
jat850
Thank you, I knew fat cheeseburger little helmet guy would be my savior this year.
 
2004-12-21 11:52:05 AM  
Any of the regular Farkers left? I'm beginning to think I'm the last.
 
2004-12-21 11:52:07 AM  
Now that I've got the TF badge, I'm gonna try and push my luck and ask for teh hotness that is "Ultra Fark"
 
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