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(The Iowa Channel)   Carrie Bare, stripper, comes to work town where Carrie Bare, youth pastor and preschool teacher, lives. Hilarity ensues   (theiowachannel.com) divider line 94
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2004-12-20 01:55:28 PM  
She's a pretty hot youth pastor. I am sure every one of the boys in her sunday school has pictured her riding the pole.
 
2004-12-20 02:12:11 PM  
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2004-12-20 02:21:41 PM  
Carrie Bare is a youth pastor and soon-to-be new wife, so she was surprised when her future mother-in-law talked to her about something she'd seen at a local gentleman's club.

That's one rockin' Mother-in-Law!
 
2004-12-20 03:51:38 PM  
That is one unfortunate real name you've got there, Mrs. Bare.

The stripper I can forgive -- their names are supposed to be cheesy and groanable. Yours is just a travesty.

Don't women try their first name with the potential mate's last name before they get to the altar? Goodness sakes, lady, you could have avoided a lifetime of pain here by shooting that man down when he asked you out.
 
2004-12-20 05:08:53 PM  
Because I don't want this thread to be useless....

[image from alphapro.com too old to be available]
 
2004-12-20 05:13:49 PM  
The stripper should have fun with this and pass around a collection plate at the tip rail.
 
2004-12-20 06:57:24 PM  
there's a difference?
 
2004-12-20 07:01:11 PM  
Perhaps they should become a duo.
 
2004-12-20 07:01:17 PM  
Shumpy: is that the stripper or the youth pastor?
 
2004-12-20 07:01:38 PM  
I just hope they serve double mocha frappuchinos at the shows.
 
2004-12-20 07:02:45 PM  
Chastain86
Bare's her maiden name. Says "soon-to-be new wife" in TFA. She was born with that particular name. Whatever her married name is, it's gotta be better.
 
2004-12-20 07:03:39 PM  
I know you are but what am I?
 
2004-12-20 07:03:54 PM  
New name = the Virgin Connie Swail
 
2004-12-20 07:04:35 PM  
Jimbo
Carrie Balls?
 
2004-12-20 07:04:51 PM  
Carrie Bare is no Katie Morgan - i'd fap that until it fell off
 
2004-12-20 07:05:18 PM  
i'd hit it
 
2004-12-20 07:05:48 PM  
Chastain86: That is one unfortunate real name you've got there, Mrs. Bare.

She's not Mrs Bare. She's Miss Bare. "Soon-to-be married" gave me a clue ;)

Now if her husband-to-be is Mr All and she goes double-barrelled, then there'd be problems.
 
2004-12-20 07:06:40 PM  
When she gets in her '90's,she can call herself Gummi Bare and still make a living in porn.
 
2004-12-20 07:07:02 PM  
She should change her name to
Hooty McBoob,
Chesty LaRue, or Max Power!
 
2004-12-20 07:07:06 PM  
You know I rather have the youth paster ride the pole..bet she would look hotter then the stripper..I'd attend church to see her..rowr!
 
2004-12-20 07:07:48 PM  
umm did anyone notice that her last IS bare?

Carrie bare bares all?
 
2004-12-20 07:09:01 PM  
Sharkecya
Good point.
 
2004-12-20 07:09:30 PM  
Someone - please - put Iowa out of its misery.
 
2004-12-20 07:10:24 PM  
In high school, I had an attractive computer science teacher named Ms. Cox. We all snickered at that name.. Cox.

Then she got an assistant, who hailed from India, and her was Ms. Jagganoth. Which sounded a whole lot like jagganoff. We thought THAT was hilarious.

Now the head of the computer science department was named Dick.

But this is all just the setup. Senior year, Ms. Cox announced that she was getting married to her boyfriend. Whose last name was Johnson. This in itself was simply unbelievable. She cheerily told the aghast class this, seemingly oblivious to the obvious implications. BOTH OF YOUR LAST NAMES MEAN PENIS.

And so, one of the more collected students asked her whether she was going to keep her maiden name. And she said:

"Well, we were thinking about getting it hyphenated. Cox-Johnson."

Nobody was expecting this. This was FLAUNTING it in our faces. Surely she couldn't be so bold...

But she was, and did. And I swear to God this is all true.
 
2004-12-20 07:10:29 PM  
That must suck: to be so involved in your religion that you can't laugh anymore.

Get over it, Carrie Bear, "Youth Minister"

/observes that religious conservatives complain about themselves just as much as liberals complain about other people's plights
 
2004-12-20 07:10:54 PM  
"work town"

Is this some new collocation that I was heretofore unaware of?
 
2004-12-20 07:11:03 PM  
The name isn't quite as bad as a "Vickie Cumm" I once knew. Her daughter was knocked up constantly and had 2 children by the time she was 17.
 
2004-12-20 07:13:12 PM  
google search results page is a pretty amusing mix of christian fellowship and strip join appearances.

http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rls=GGLD,GGLD:2004-44 ,GGLD:en&q=carrie+bare
 
2004-12-20 07:13:34 PM  
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I'd stare it!
 
2004-12-20 07:13:48 PM  
i went to school with a Caroline Klitbo ....still brings tears to this day
 
2004-12-20 07:14:56 PM  
Hughes would hit the anchor, the reporter, the stripper AND the youth pastor.
 
2004-12-20 07:17:33 PM  
Man if she kept quiet she could have pulled some tricks and donate the money to her church. And if she was ever confronted she could blame her "evil" twin.
 
2004-12-20 07:17:38 PM  
nilleh:

The name isn't quite as bad as a "Vickie Cumm" I once knew. Her daughter was knocked up constantly and had 2 children by the time she was 17.



Sounds like a winner
 
2004-12-20 07:22:32 PM  
Um, Beerden did you actually read the article?

So, Carrie Bare is trying a sense of humor, laughing with family members and getting a message ready for the other Carrie Bare.

"You got my name. I'll take the money," Bare said.
 
2004-12-20 07:25:45 PM  
Carrie Bare is trying to clear her name

Apparently, she does not want to be confused with a youth pastor prude.
 
2004-12-20 07:28:05 PM  
Xomber beat me to it
 
2004-12-20 07:30:38 PM  
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2004-12-20 07:31:14 PM  
Shumpy76:

Thank you sir, may I have another?
 
2004-12-20 07:32:47 PM  
Considering the Youth pastor had a sense of humor about it, the news report was pretty straight.

Pretty Classy Resume Ms. Bare has:
Gent
Cheri
Score
Hustler Busty Beauties
High Society
Exotic Dancer

Oh, and my uncle had a woman in his class named Fonda Dix.
 
2004-12-20 07:32:59 PM  
Was it amateur night when the mother-in-law noticed the poster at the gentleman's club?

Mom-in-law must be a GILF.
 
2004-12-20 07:36:50 PM  
Maybe the "youth minister" can help me out with this "GOD I hate fake breasts!"

/nice butt though
 
2004-12-20 07:37:38 PM  
I like that strip club. My brother and I went last time we were home (Thanksgiving) and blew a bunch of money. Plus, it's better than the hour drive it takes to go to Shakers, AND you can bring your own beer. Also, gameshowhost, you're an ass.
:)
We're going there again when I go back for X-mas! Hooray for boobies!!
 
2004-12-20 07:42:02 PM  
I guess there are only two ways you can go with that last name.

Case in point: some of the most vocal neocon pastors in my area have names like Dykes and Sexton.
 
2004-12-20 07:47:51 PM  
She called the Playhouse to see if anything could be done.

"Basically, they said there's nothing you can do about it. She has an agent from L.A. That's her stage name. She travels. Does her thing," Bare said.


Aren't there laws in most places to prevent people from using other's names for business purposes? I recal that Jacque Custo's brother was enjoined to prevent him from using the Custo name for a scuba-diving business. Similar things happened in the Ferrari family. I'm sure if someone opened "Bill Gate's Computer Academy" they would be shut down quickly.

The stripper is sullying the teachers good name by stripping in her area under that name. She can probably get an order for her not to use it. She shouldn't be taking her legal advice from the other party.
 
2004-12-20 07:51:15 PM  
2004-12-20 07:47:51 PM
KillerCow

It's Jacques Cousteau, not Custo.
 
2004-12-20 07:56:18 PM  
Aren't there laws in most places to prevent people from using other's names for business purposes? I recal that Jacque Custo's brother was enjoined to prevent him from using the Custo name for a scuba-diving business. Similar things happened in the Ferrari family. I'm sure if someone opened "Bill Gate's Computer Academy" they would be shut down quickly.

I think it varies--my brother in law writes for TV, and whenever they give a new character a name they have to do all kinds of searching to see if anyone with a certain (multi-hundred mile) radius of where the show takes place has that name. If so (or even if close), they go with a different name. Dunno if that applies to adult entertainers, though.
 
2004-12-20 07:57:20 PM  
Seroiusly though, whether IHT, it's usually based upon my SA, or spread analysis....

If she spreads legs (not touching lips) and I can see cervix? Wouldn't hit it with your dick. However, if the nice pinkness comes together with an ever so subtle evidence of womanly dew, I'd tHITnk about it.
 
2004-12-20 08:08:53 PM  
Had a student once named Amanda Blow. Always wanted to hear the secretary announce over the intercom, "Amanda Blow to the office. I need Amanda Blow in the office right now."

As far as stage names - I don't think there's any legal recourse. TV shows go out of their way to try to not copy real people's names to avoid pissing anyone off, of course, but it's not a legal requirement as far as I know. The striper chose this name with no knowledge of this other woman, she hasn't done anything wrong.

And is it just me, or do the youth minister and the stripper in the small photo have similar features? Hmmm...
 
2004-12-20 08:12:15 PM  
And the reason I was going to post in the first place:

Her husband's last name is Seaman.
 
2004-12-20 08:14:53 PM  
I'd hit it...

both of them...

at the same time.
 
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