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(Yahoo)   Lady discovers her husband is actually a woman after three months of marriage   (uk.news.yahoo.com) divider line 47
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2002-03-01 06:06:22 PM
Don't you just hate it when that happens?
 
2002-03-01 06:06:53 PM
I couldn't go that long without sex.
 
2002-03-01 06:07:48 PM
Read, the article first maybe...
 
2002-03-01 06:07:54 PM
<<<head bangs down on her keyboard in disgust - 2 posts in a row blowwwwwwwwwwwwwww .............zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzz
 
2002-03-01 06:07:56 PM
YIKES!
 
2002-03-01 06:08:39 PM
Yet another case in support of premarital sex.
 
2002-03-01 06:09:02 PM
STUPID article...who cares?
 
2002-03-01 06:09:03 PM
Why not just stick it out you live in a hellhole country and your life sucks anyway. Maybe licking carpet would make it better, it couldn't get any worse.
 
2002-03-01 06:10:04 PM
indeed. The "husband" never asked for a blowjob, obviously.
 
2002-03-01 06:11:07 PM
Or another case in support of "don't be so fu.cking shy when you are in bed with some one!!!!"

"No, don't turn on the lights, I don't like the way I look."

shut the hell up and fu.ck like nasty bunnies!!
Some of us don't even get laid any more.
 
2002-03-01 06:11:58 PM

That reminds me of three months into my fourth marriage when I found out my wife was actually a gigantic biatch.

That must have been tough, Joe Don.
 
2002-03-01 06:12:00 PM
"Curse those handsome devils!"
I hate it when Sri Lankan tranvestites trick me into sham marriages!
 
43%
2002-03-01 06:12:02 PM
...kinky.
 
2002-03-01 06:12:51 PM
What a dick!
 
2002-03-01 06:13:28 PM
That's one mighty big CLIT!
 
2002-03-01 06:13:51 PM
Oh chit! I better check the wifey.
 
2002-03-01 06:15:25 PM
The He/she fooled her with a cow teat. Hey, if it could fool U.S. police it could fool some uneducated Sri Lankan.
 
2002-03-01 06:21:47 PM
BornAgainPagan: Thanks for the mental image that will now haunt me for the rest of the evening.
 
2002-03-01 06:21:51 PM
I remember seeing one a few years about just the opposite> The husbadn filed for divorce after several montsh when he discovered his "wife" was male. How the hell do you not even notice??
 
2002-03-01 06:28:44 PM
A bobby from Nottingham Junction,
Whose organ had long ceased to function,
Deceived his good wife
For the rest of her life
With the aid of his constable's truncheon.
 
Ant
2002-03-01 06:29:35 PM
I know all there is to know about the crying game. da da da da da da......
 
2002-03-01 06:34:38 PM
A young Sri Lankan woman has filed for divorce three months into her marriage after discovering her husband was really a woman, a newspaper has reported.
Uh, I'd say that this would qualify for an annulment. Or does Sri Lanka allow same-sex marriage?
 
2002-03-01 06:43:18 PM
An exhibitionist lawyer named Rex,
Was deficient in organ of sex.
When charged with Exposure,
He pled, with composure:
"De minimis non curat lex." *


* "The law takes no notice of trifles"
 
2002-03-01 06:43:19 PM
Ever watch taxi cab confessions on HBO? There was a tranny that said 'it' picked up dudes in bars, took them home, blew the hell out of them and they never new that he was a she (or what ever the hell it was).

Scared the fark out of me.

I damn sure ran thought back over all the chicks I had picked up in bars...
 
2002-03-01 06:44:15 PM
Er ah, that 'he was a she'.
 
2002-03-01 06:45:19 PM
MICRO-Bob?

Really??

Are you a lawyer?
 
2002-03-01 06:46:54 PM
Nope, not today. I was just some spoor person who was home skooked and cannot speel.
 
2002-03-01 06:51:48 PM
Serves you right for being a ho. =p
 
2002-03-01 06:52:52 PM
That was for Microbob. Sorry.
 
2002-03-01 06:55:10 PM
Hey Exick, I made sure I did a 'package check' on any stank I took home.

Won't catch me fingering a corn hole guarded by two cherries and a stick.
 
2002-03-01 06:57:49 PM
Hehe, not sure which one:

taxi cab confessions
 
2002-03-01 07:14:38 PM
Anyone remember the same kind of story about some jazz musician in Washington state that had the same kind of deal except he was married for something like 30 years and nobody found out till the guy died that he was really a woman? I swear I remember this from about 20 years ago. He was even pretty well known as a musician.

But then again maybe I was on drugs.. who knows.
 
2002-03-01 07:25:00 PM
Like I haven't been handing the same lie to my wife for 3 years now.

BOR-ING!

PS to Funkychuck - if you insist on trying to make Joe Don Baker into some kind of Fark celebrity or "person most likely to appear in a Fark forum besides Wil Wheaton or Walken", at least find a decent picture. The distored pieces of shiat you keep posting are givin' me a headache.

What do you think of that, Joe Don? Amused?

hmmmm...maybe not amused.
 
2002-03-01 07:28:24 PM
oh....Funkychuck's god/gods is/are laughing at me right now...I have dared to usurp the power of a Joe Don picture and I have been SCHOOLED.

Farking GIS.

Just to prove I'm only a partial moron, here is the non-farked picture.
 
2002-03-01 09:27:30 PM
Haha.
 
2002-03-01 09:30:57 PM
Maybe he was disappointed too, he was hoping for a man! Took her (3) months to find out that she could`t give him a blowjob, took him (3) months to find out that she wanted to! This is really a shame, neither one were pleased!! HEE HAW HEE HAW!!!!!
 
2002-03-01 09:43:37 PM
I always suspect in these incidents that no one is actually fooled. The "dupe" is just as homosexual as the scammer. It's just that someone else has found out and in order not to be forced from the closet the victim starts the whole "How could you not tell me?!?!?" routine.
 
2002-03-01 09:48:01 PM
That would be a hell of alot better than finding out your wife is really a man.
 
2002-03-01 10:20:06 PM
Evidently there are no strap-on dildos in Sri Lanka. What an untapped market: strap-ons for the third world....

Ahhh Yeyaahhhh!
 
2002-03-01 11:01:19 PM
Mercutio74, You seem to know alot about the situation you didn`t pull the same scam did you? We can solve the whole problem quickly just (break out the gum boots and grab a sheep)!!! BAAH BAAH BAAH BAAH!!!
 
2002-03-01 11:25:19 PM
I haven't read the actual article, and I haven't read any comments in this thread. All I have to say on this subject is that it can be summed up with four simple words:

What. In. The. Hell?
 
2002-03-01 11:52:45 PM
On the other hand, given the society of Sri Lanke, sex ed probably isn't taught in school. Some women there (as in 1800s America) probably avoid sex like the plague.
 
2002-03-02 01:45:44 AM
A lesbo got three months of poonanny out of her straight wife before someone discovered her?
 
2002-03-02 01:47:22 AM
 
2002-03-02 01:48:54 AM
 
2002-03-02 01:52:07 AM
Donkeyman:

I've seen enough Jerry Springer to know that this happens a lot in the deep south. You'll get some 6'2", adams appled, size 11 shoe wearing, five o'clock shadow dude with a deep voice telling some "unsuspecting" guy, "Now I know we've been dating for 8 months... but I'm not a girl". Then there's the fist fight and the, "Why didn't you tell me"'s and all that crap. Why you would date someone for more than a month and never get to check under the hood is beyond me. That's why I think the partner always knew, and liked it probably. Until dumbass went public with it and screwed up all the denial that the other was living in bliss under.

I guess it comes down to this... how can you not know the gender of the person you're married to!?!?!
 
2002-03-04 04:40:00 AM
Mods suck!...
I posted this (early UK time) from the original Sri Lankan website.
C'mon guys, I'm still a virgin here and would like to pop this cherry!!!
 
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