haha

You know what?

Do not pass Go.
Do not Collect $200.
Go directly to jail.

Michael Jackson needs to get hit by a bus. What a farking piece of shiat.

I thought he wasent living at Neverland Ranch anymore becuase he felt "violated" or some farking garbage like that.

farked!

You guys are being ignorant...SHAMONAH!

anyone else get a redirection limit or is my proxy retarted?

farked

The cops need to stake this thing out - not for Michael Jackson, but for the parents stupid enough to send their children.

That is so wrong on so many different levels.
I would hope noone would let there kids go to this.

They might accidently find his porn and thumb through it with out him knowing about it.

somecat65 I got it too.

that was a superfast fark

I suppose you idiots think OJ was guilty too?

"Michael Jackson to throw children's holiday party."

Deck the balls with... No, wait.
Bobbing for... no...
Sitting on Santa's lap... um...
Sucking on candy canes- er, no.
"Don we now our gay apparel"... um...

Nope, no problems here.

300 pound kids taser Michael Jackson and steal his soda.

Yeah, somecat65 file not found, all that other good stuff.

Um, who are these parents that will actually let their kids attend Michael Jackson's party?

Boy, talk about a dumbass. If I was him, I would stay away from kids as much as possible. But, then again, I'm not a acid eaten pederast.

/just saying.

Borninfire

Maybe he wants to actively prove his innocence?

ha Sique!
/gazoontite

This should really improve his image.

Does he not farking get it?

as a parent who loved michael jackson's music, i would NEVER have let my child go near him or his ranch -- and it's time to start prosecuting the parents who are negligent/greedy/evil enough to let their children go there.

Vladimir Putin, those would be parents who want to make an easy 25 million pimping out their kid. Sick, but true. I find no other reason to send a child to Michael Jackson's home in the middle of a child molestation case.

Off Topic but this is funny lol site that offered net Security gets owned
http://www.neosystems.org

This reminds me of a joke....

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty nine year olds?


There's twenty of them

Is there any possibility that this is some kind of weird reverse psychology thing he is doing on advice from his lawyer? So you know, in the trial his lawyer(s) can go, "See, here is my client having a friendly party with children *after* he was accused of these awful crimes. Do *these* pictures portray the face of someone who is congnizant of his guilt?"

I just smell a lawyer trick here. I mean, at this point, I don't think michael jackson scratches his ass without a lawyer telling him it's okay.

Vlad,
I could see him trying to prove that he is innocent, but how does he do that by throwing a party with a bunch of kids around? Look at me!! I'm not touching!! I'm not touching!!

/obvious PR play to the press.

Hopefully he'll have better food this year. I heard he got food poisoning at last year's Xmas party. He are a nine year old weiner.

Cops use Michael Jackson to taser children from stealing 300 sodas

farked before it even got farked.

SilverSrufer,
You owe me a new uniform shirt. XL, pressed please.

ate! darnitalltoneverland, he ate a nine year old weiner.

/skulks away in disgust at myself

/I'd smite it

I almost wouldn't have been surprised if that headline said: "Michael Jackson to throw children at holiday party..."

We know how he loves to dangle babies, why not throw some too?

DonnieDarko

ROFLMAO


MNN is the new king

Submitter, you didn't need a joke. The item was comedy gold all by its lonesome.

ahahaha the monkeys......

Unless this is the story? http://msnbc.msn.com/id/6719229/(new window)

lol somecat, yea funny shiat

I saw that kid on the tv special, he was acting very affectionate and played M.J. like a fiddle. I remember thinking Jackson was one stupid motherfarker to fall for that little money grubber's act. You could almost see the dollar signs in his eyes. The mother should go to prison for whoring out her children like that.

This current thing could be a situation where Michael's handlers know he'll be under an electron microscope the entire time. When nothing is allowed to happen they can say, "See? Michael just loves all children and would do anything just to make them happy, that's all".

Fair_Poopsmith: Your family member probably isn't spending a bazillion dollars on lawyers.

we are the world...
i did the children...

You have to think that at some point, there would be nothing more even the highest-paid lawyers could do for you. I thought Jacko hit that point a long time ago.

oh i didnt realize i could click for more goodness how bout the fat guy what happened to his penis????

Donnie Darko OMFG!!! Please share some background on this! (what's this site normally like/about" etc and why were they a target?) This is too damned funny! How long since this happened? (my husband does network security, so I'm curiuos, even though I don't know much about it) I laughed so hard I almost woke our 2 year old!

LAMO. I love seeing stupid sites get hacked.