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(Yahoo)   Motley Crue frontman Vince Neil wanted for assault. In other news, you can be arrested for hitting like a girl   ( divider line
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10915 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Dec 2004 at 9:54 PM (12 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2004-12-16 06:02:37 PM  
I've always hated Motley Crue.
2004-12-16 06:09:49 PM  
Didn't they used to get beat up by the Misfits and Henry Rollins? And then didn't Duff and Izzy from Guns n Roses, beat em up too?
2004-12-16 06:16:54 PM  
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2004-12-16 06:24:25 PM  
I surprised he was able to even form a fist with his hands so fat and bloated. I guessing he biatch slapped him.
2004-12-16 06:45:00 PM  
How does he keep farking up like this? Can God PLEASE kill him with a plane crash already.
2004-12-16 06:52:18 PM  
"Gilley's soundman Michael Talbert was knocked unconscious by a punch allegedly thrown by Neil that pushed him to the floor. A CAT scan showed a mild concussion..."

Perhaps he should see Dr. Feelgood.
2004-12-16 08:08:21 PM  
I heard this guy that got hit on the Russ Martin Show a couple weeks ago. He was just sitting at the board taking Neil's singal to turn up his stupid acoustic guitar and the next thing he knows he is on his back looking up at Vince neil screaming at him. The guy was nice enough about it. Vince Neil is a buttfark.
2004-12-16 08:23:38 PM  
Nice headline!
2004-12-16 08:38:21 PM  
October 30th? How long does it take to issue a warrant?

Wait, did somebody say...

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/Shout...Shout...Shout...shout at the sound guy!
2004-12-16 08:53:01 PM  
OK, sorry for the Warrant references, but...

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Phhhttbbbpp- BWA HAAAA HAAAAAA...
2004-12-16 10:01:16 PM  
Why is it that all the brilliant musical minds like Stevie Ray Vaughn, Buddy Holly, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison have to die?

Seems like a bitter ironic twist to me.

Come on, be honest... would you rather see:
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2004-12-16 10:05:37 PM  
Damnit, we lost Lennon, Cobain, Joplin, Morrison, Hendrix, Staley, Dimebag, Tupac, Jam Master Jay, Elliot Smith, Coltrane, Charlie Parker, Clif Burton, Sid Vicious, and Brad Nowell all young...

2004-12-16 10:06:40 PM  
Good call Esperton
Forgot about Vaughn or Buddy Holly
2004-12-16 10:13:54 PM  
We live in a country, where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest, Yoko Ono was standing right next to him and not one farking bullet! Explain that to me! Explain that to me, God! Explain it to me, God! I want it! God! Jebus! Now we've got twenty-five more years. Yeah, I'm real farking happy now, God. I'm wearing a huge happy hat, Jebus Christ! I mean Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi in a helicopter. Come on, folks. "Get on that helicopter John. Shut the fark up and get on that helicopter! There's a hair dresser in there. Yeah, go ahead in there, yeah yeah."

/Denis Leary
2004-12-16 10:14:03 PM  
How does he keep farking up like this? Can God PLEASE kill him with a plane crash already.

I'm okay with it as long as he writes another book about it so I can laugh my arse off again.

The Dirt (Motley Crue autobiog.)is the funniest, sickest book ever written, and I want to be in the Crue (still haven't heard any of their music, don't care.)
2004-12-16 10:14:32 PM  
great headline
2004-12-16 10:14:35 PM  
Reminds me of an ol' Denis Leary bit from his "No Cure for Cancer" album.

And I'll tell you something else right now. I have the solution to the drug problem in this country. Nobody wants to hear it, but I have it. Not less drugs, more drugs. Get more drugs, and give 'em the right f*cking people. Mmm mm, cuz every time you hear about some famous guy overdosing on drugs, it's always some really talented guy. It's always like Len Bias, or Janis Joplin, or Jimi Hendrix, or John Belushi. You know what I mean!? The people you wanna have overdose on drugs never would! Like Motley Crue would never f*cking overdose man, never! You could put them in a room with two tons of crack. They come out a half an hour later, "Rock on man!" "Sh*t, they're still alive. F*ck! They're probably gonna make another double-live album now, God dammit!"
2004-12-16 10:16:40 PM  

Heh. That's around the same time in NCFC as what I wrote!
2004-12-16 10:18:13 PM  
farkin murderer. Killed Razzle (DUI) and got away with community service.
2004-12-16 10:18:29 PM  
lol was gonna post that one too..
2004-12-16 10:19:37 PM  
Have you seen vince neal lately? This men has got to be stupid to sue, he is now the worlds biggest pussy. The only person you should be more embarrased about knocking you out in one punch, would be any member of maroon 5.
2004-12-16 10:21:55 PM  
How does he keep farking up like this? Can God PLEASE kill him with a plane crash already.

A plane crash would involve innocent people.

Let it be pointless- like a garbage truck backing over his sports car while he's passed out in it.

Or his head exploding into flame when hairspray hits the lit cigarette dangling out of his mouth as he dresses for the reunion concert. Fortunately nobody would be there in the audience who would be necessary to the gene pool and the techs wouldn't lift a finger to help the sumbich that's been abusing them all week during rehearsals...
2004-12-16 10:22:19 PM  
I told this story long ago on Fark, but I actually met Vince Neil at a bar in the Palm Casino in Las Vegas. The short version of the story (because I'm drunk and don't feel like typing a lot) is that I was with friends and I pointed to this dude a ways down the bar and said, "Isn't that Vince Neil?" And my dumbass friends were like, "Hell no, that's no Vince Neil." And I was like, "Wanna bet? I'll find out."

So I went over and talked to him, and sure as shiat it was Vince. So I shook his hand, said I was a fan, all that lame stuff (I never asked him for an autograph, that's just gay). We talked for about 5 minutes about the old band and stuff, and then I excused myself and let him get back to his drink. I didn't want to intrude on the guy's lonely night alone (Which was kind of weird, why would Vince Neil be sitting at the bar alone with no babes in sight? I dunno.).

But I have to say, he was cool as hell. He was a little bit drunk, but he didn't mind talking to me at all.
2004-12-16 10:25:04 PM  
This men has got to be stupid to sue

I give you Fark quality writing at its best!
2004-12-16 10:27:59 PM  
lol xebeche_tzu.
2004-12-16 10:29:22 PM  
Vince is a drunk driving idiot. Motley Crue are a bunch of makeup-wearing fagmetal no-talent asshats. Jesus farking Christ, the New York Dolls and Iggy did the makeup thing as gender-bending "bisexual ambiguity is cool". People actually thought (still think?) that you are being a cool tough guy for liking these morons?!?!?!

Geez man, listen to the Wipers first 3 albums and learn what it means to be original.
2004-12-16 10:30:43 PM  
what's he looking like these days...fat and david lee roth nightmarish i bet
2004-12-16 10:31:25 PM  
I never thought that I'd see a threadjack attempt involving the Wipers first three albums. God bless you PC LOAD LETTER!
2004-12-16 10:35:21 PM  
You're welcome :)
2004-12-16 10:36:23 PM  
xebeche_tzu, oh you have never made a mistake typing, thank god you are so perfect, that should make you feel good, you perfect son of god. I feel so bad for you that the world is not as perfect as you are, i will end this short because i am sure you have an apointment to get your nails done.
2004-12-16 10:38:21 PM  
the head line should have said "...hitting like a girl, girl, girl"

on another note, I remember getting Girls, Girls, Girls and listening to it on the bus in 6th grade. Probably messed me up. I know they made me try Shouting at the Devil at least once.
2004-12-16 10:39:52 PM  
Motley Crue P.R. person: "Y'know what this comeback tour needs? Bad publicity."

Tommy: "How about I have sex on video and say it was stolen..."

Nikki: "Or I can fake an overdose and talk about the afterlife..."

Mick: " ."

Vince: "Ok, I'll drive reckless and drunk, and kill a friend... No wait, how about if I slap a soundman limp-wristedly and we pay him to lie to the press like you do?"

Motley Crue P.R. person: "Perfect!"

/Shout, Shout, Shout at the lame-o's
2004-12-16 10:40:06 PM  
Well, October 30 WAS the day before Halloween. Maybe Vince Neil was wearing his "Rebel Without a Crue" costume...
2004-12-16 10:42:34 PM  
When did Jani Lane turn into Uncle Kracker?
2004-12-16 10:42:39 PM  
Get out or you gonna get a face of Motley POO..
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/ Shout at the devilish smell in here..
2004-12-16 10:44:27 PM  
Boy, this is really gonna boost ticket sales for their upcoming reunion tour! Tommy was really counting on that money, too!

I have always hated Crue....they turned metal into teenage girl music!
2004-12-16 10:44:57 PM  

It is spelled "appointment", and there is no god.

/This is fark.
2004-12-16 10:46:02 PM  
Just what were we supposed to shout at the devil, anyway?
2004-12-16 10:47:19 PM  
TOG88: "...Fortunately nobody would be there in the audience..."


/Drunk as Vince right now
2004-12-16 10:48:08 PM  
Bethpage Style Golf Clap headline writer!
2004-12-16 10:50:54 PM  
A lot of dumping on the Vinceman! Come on', he's a man's man! Look at how freakin' manly he is! Look at that big, frilly hair doo... look at the mascara... look... oh never mind!!!

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2004-12-16 10:53:30 PM  

I think it's "appointment" not "apointment". And I think "God" is supposed to be capitalized.
2004-12-16 10:54:00 PM  
They should throw him in jail for life just for being a loser.By the way the devil is cool and would kick his arse!!!!
2004-12-16 10:54:53 PM  
And they sooo excited about their little revival. Didn't take long for the tension to build, did it? Hnyuk,hnyuk.
2004-12-16 10:55:45 PM  
Just what were we supposed to shout at the devil, anyway?

I would think: Hey, Devil guy! Hey, um yeah, you have a $20 you could loan me?
2004-12-16 10:56:40 PM  
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2004-12-16 10:56:53 PM  
They were mellow, they were yellow,
they were wearing smelly blankets...
2004-12-16 10:58:15 PM  

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"Don' be givin' no Devil guy no tree-fitty!!"
2004-12-16 11:07:07 PM  
I should be completely amazed at the amount of people that know jack shiat about what they are talking about, but then I look up in the address bar and see "Fark".

1) Vince freely admits that he should have done time for the drunk driving accident. However he was let out with minimal time and community service because there was no way for him to earn the money to pay for the victims medical bills and damages unless he was out on tour.

The victims and their families petitioned the court for his sentece for that very reason.

2) Yes, Vince let himself go and gained a lot of weight, but he's gotten himself in better shape for the upcoming tour and has lost at least 40 pounds. so the question is "have YOU seen what he looks like these days?"

It's amazing that you can be a child molester, drug dealer, tax cheat, or whatever and Fark will forgive you. Being overweight is the unforgivable sin.

3) Complaining about the musicianship level of a metal band is like complaining about the food quality at Mcdonald's.

It's YOU who is looking in the wrong place.
2004-12-16 11:09:16 PM  
DiamondDave? weren't you shot at a club last week?

/don't hate the player,hate the game
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