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(Some Guy)   Man in crowd holds sign asking girlfriend to marry him at Olympics. Girlfriend says yes, he says, 'oh, I just wanted to be on TV, not actually marry you'   (jerkoftheweek.com) divider line 86
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2002-03-01 10:28:46 AM  
This guy needs to die.
 
2002-03-01 10:29:26 AM  
I don't care if he is a firefighter... this guy needs to DIE.
 
2002-03-01 10:30:16 AM  
-HERO-
 
2002-03-01 10:30:28 AM  
HAW HAW HAW!


Perfect tag.
 
2002-03-01 10:30:50 AM  
I don't think he got laid that night.
 
2002-03-01 10:30:51 AM  
damnit, of course he would be from Ottawa.....how shameful..
 
2002-03-01 10:30:57 AM  
Hmmmm, I wonder what Joe Don Baker thinks of this...
 
2002-03-01 10:31:08 AM  
HAHA!
 
2002-03-01 10:31:18 AM  
 
2002-03-01 10:31:46 AM  
Damn, that guy rules.
 
2002-03-01 10:31:53 AM  
Maybe she's a pscho biatch and he was gettin revenge. A little overboard, but revenge nonetheless.
 
2002-03-01 10:32:00 AM  
I propsed to my wife on Father Christmas' lap at Selfridges in London. She pi55ed herself laughing, but shut up when Santa said I was serious, and if she said no, she wouldn't get any presents.

Married for 8 years now. Get less for murder.]
(Only joking, honey, put that frying pan dow--OUCH!!!)
 
2002-03-01 10:32:33 AM  
Boorite, are you kidding, this guy would tell her the next day.
 
2002-03-01 10:32:36 AM  
Test, psycho....
 
2002-03-01 10:33:48 AM  
I've been married for 3.5 years, and I find this funny. Probably makes me an ass, but whatever.
 
2002-03-01 10:33:56 AM  
This site should have a Dickhead tagline for special cases like this.
 
2002-03-01 10:33:59 AM  
men and there sense of public exposure, god love us all
 
2002-03-01 10:34:26 AM  
link seems close to being farked..

but wow.
 
2002-03-01 10:35:30 AM  
man....poor girl. I hope she dumped him on national TV afterward.... SatchmoR, that was an adorable story (not being sarcastic, I swear to god)
 
2002-03-01 10:35:35 AM  
Is there anyone dumber than someone who "just wants to be on TV"? I don't think so. Particularly the idiots who go stand in front of the Today show or TRL and yell "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Losers.
 
2002-03-01 10:35:38 AM  
Oh and BTW, I asked my girlfriend once to give me a hummer while in the 600 level seats, and yes, all I wanted was to get on tv and the jumbotron....
 
2002-03-01 10:37:05 AM  
Funny. If it was for revenge, priceless. If it was "just to get on TV" anybody that vain and shallow deserves cock and ball torture.
 
2002-03-01 10:37:48 AM  
I didn't know Rick Rockwell was a Canadian?!
 
2002-03-01 10:38:51 AM  
Damn, I'm glad my gf has a sense of humor. I think its funny, kinda stupid, shallow and uninventive but still he has a funny bone. Your average girl just doesn't seem to have a sense of humor about these things.

At least he wasn't flashing his penis and then filing a law suit claiming that he was violated.
 
gm
2002-03-01 10:39:11 AM  
Canadians not only are whiners, but dumbasses. Great!
 
2002-03-01 10:39:27 AM  
Completely FARKED for me... can't see shiat.
 
2002-03-01 10:40:36 AM  
What, no lawsuit?
 
2002-03-01 10:42:02 AM  
Must have been a typo somehwere. The tag says Dumbass instead of Hero.
 
2002-03-01 10:43:49 AM  
HERO tag that fellow.
If he was drunk and agreed to marry her, NBC should give him $5 million dollars.
 
2002-03-01 10:45:22 AM  
Isn't this the guy selling his engagement ring?
 
2002-03-01 10:45:57 AM  
that's just wrong... and guys like me are still single... I hope her new bf whoops his ass... poor girl.
 
2002-03-01 10:46:17 AM  
Media-hore, bastard and a clown short of a circus... and firefighter *shiver*
 
2002-03-01 10:46:30 AM  
Pixley Is there anyone dumber than someone who "just wants to be on TV"? I don't think so. Particularly the idiots who go stand in front of the Today show or TRL and yell "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Losers.

Hey, don't make fun, those industrius folks are adding to the credibility of a serious news program.

Although, it is particularly sad when you see someone holding a sign that conveys the statement "I just drove hear all the way from Jerkwater, Arkansas and the best thing I can think of to do is stand hear like a chump and hold a sign that says: 'Hello Jerkwater'!"

 
2002-03-01 10:46:41 AM  
haha
stupid love.
 
2002-03-01 10:47:43 AM  
Dang it GooberMcFly, I scroll through all of these posts praying someone wouldn't mention that, and the VERY LAST ONE, had to be you mentioning it. Oh well, momma still says that I'm special anyway.
 
2002-03-01 10:47:49 AM  
Oh Danielle, She don't care about hockey.
 
2002-03-01 10:49:19 AM  
The guy's not a or a jerk or dickhead.

She is just a friend. She knew he had proposed just to get on TV. She accepted cuz she knew he was just screwing around. God, yall! Take a joke!

Just because he's a firefighter, he's held to a different standard of humor? The guy might lose his job just cuz he found a funny way to get the camera on him.

Oh, by the way: Cosell SUX!
 
2002-03-01 10:51:10 AM  
What a maroon.
 
2002-03-01 10:51:43 AM  
read controls post, it speaks the truth, they were mere work colleauges playing on the "aaaaawwww isn't that sweeeeeeeeeeeet!" mentality that so many dumbasses buy into.

hey maybe the dumbass tag was there for every1 that fell for it.
 
2002-03-01 10:56:42 AM  
Clintonian Residue: Man-At-Olympics-With-Marriage-Proposal, Guy-With-"Shut-Up"-Ring, Guy-Who-Wrote-"Islam-Sucks"-Article -- all mentally challenged because they can't understand "words [and actions] mean things." Oh what Liberalism hath wroght...
 
2002-03-01 10:57:45 AM  
It was better than some stupid sign that said, "HI MOM."
 
2002-03-01 10:57:58 AM  
wait wait.. you're saying this is all Clinton's fault?

hahahaha
 
2002-03-01 10:58:23 AM  
Let's try that again:

 
2002-03-01 11:00:53 AM  
me just thought it were funny..
 
2002-03-01 11:02:21 AM  
BaconFarker: "wait wait.. you're saying this is all Clinton's fault?

hahahaha
"

"That depends on what your definition of 'is' is." -- William Jefferson Clinton.
 
TV
2002-03-01 11:02:42 AM  
Clintonian Residue: Man-At-Olympics-With-Marriage-Proposal,
Guy-With-"Shut-Up"-Ring, Guy-Who-Wrote-"Islam-Sucks"-Article -- all mentally challenged because they can't understand "words [and actions]mean things." Oh what Liberalism hath wroght...


i blame all of this blame game mentality on bill clinton. he ruined my life by single handedly creating a hyper-liberal take no responsibility for your own actions society. this is why i'm a disgruntled twat, it has nothing to do with the choices i made throughout my life, it was all clinton's fault.
 
2002-03-01 11:05:15 AM  
I don't think he got laid that night.

if someone did that for real I don't think he'd be getting laid for a while. At least not with anyone who saw him on tv
 
2002-03-01 11:08:29 AM  
Yeah, TV. Me too. I blame the WTC attack on Clinton and his pecadillos. Clinton made it socially acceptable for those darn terrorists to justify the attacks in the name of "diversity" and "Political Correctness".
 
2002-03-01 11:09:45 AM  
Like Control said, it was just a gag. Looks like the guy at Jerkoff of the week only took from the article what he wanted. The original is Here
 
2002-03-01 11:09:47 AM  
omg i can't believe you guys still believe these people were actually going out. THEY'RE WORK COLLEAUGES SCAMMING IDIOTS LIKE YOU FFS!!!!!! read controls post, if you post nything giving credibility to this story then youre one of the dumbasses the tag is refering to.
 
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