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(Yahoo)   Jenna Bush, presidential daughter and party girl, wants to teach disadvantaged children in D.C. elementary school. If nothing else, the presence of her Secret Service contingent will make it the safest school in the country   (story.news.yahoo.com) divider line 323
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2004-12-16 08:40:24 AM
"Now, if your fake ID doesn't get you past the mean bouncer, try to flaunt your being disabled for pity points. I mean, all I needed to do was say I was my dad's daughter and people everywhere felt bad for me and got me drunk."
 
2004-12-16 10:54:06 AM
Jenna is a serious hottie. If this works out, there may be a new Billy Madison starring stanyanstreet.
 
2004-12-16 12:46:03 PM
stanyanstreet: Jenna is a serious hottie.

No, Jenna is not a serious hottie. She used to be the cuter of the two, but no longer. Babs is starting to look mighty hot.

What's the over under on her tenure? My sister taught at a school in the Bronx and came away w/ some interesting stories. I put it at seven months.
 
2004-12-16 01:43:03 PM
Barbara is hotter!
 
2004-12-16 01:43:48 PM
She could be the next Debra LaFave...?

hope hope
 
2004-12-16 01:43:54 PM
Hell, I'd take both of them any day.
 
2004-12-16 01:44:18 PM
I think Jenna's much hotter, even though she looks more like her monkey-daddy. Barb has this skullish quality going on, IMO.
 
2004-12-16 01:44:48 PM
Dude... both the Bush chicks at once, man... that's what I'd do...
 
2004-12-16 01:45:21 PM
Wait... which one's Jenna?
 
2004-12-16 01:46:47 PM
Maybe being around all those inner city children, among the poverty and decay of our country, she'll realize that republican economics just don't work, and she'll become a democrat.
 
2004-12-16 01:46:50 PM
That's not a real job, silly!

- Therayza Heinz-Kerry
 
2004-12-16 01:46:53 PM

" She has decided to settle in sedate Washington, and she's applied for a job teaching disadvantaged children at a public charter school about three miles north of the White House.

If she lands the job... "


If ? You gotta be farkin' kidding me. the only way she could not land this job is if Michael Moore and Al Franken were interviewing her.

 
2004-12-16 01:47:03 PM


He would have been so happy!

/RIP Rodney
 
2004-12-16 01:47:04 PM
Oh yeah. Real good example to have around kiddies.

-

Both daughters had incidents involving underage drinking. On April 27, 2001 Jenna Bush was charged with being a minor in possession of alcohol in the East Sixth Street entertainment district of Austin. On May 29, 2001 Jenna was charged with trying to use a third party's identification (fake ID) to purchase alcohol at a popular Mexican restaurant near the University of Texas campus. At the same incident, Barbara Bush was charged with being a minor in possession of alcohol. They both pleaded no contest to all charges. Underage drinking (under 21 years) amongst American college students is illegal but so widespread that detractors of the Bush family rarely raise the issue; now that the twins are of legal drinking age, the issue is totally irrelevant. However, Jenna's use of a fake ID is another matter; Bush claims to be a supporter of aggressive homeland security policy, and fake IDs are one tool terrorists use to evade surveillance. By using one herself, Jenna Bush seriously undermined her father's stance on homeland security, in the opinion of many Bush critics.
Jenna Bush, daughter of U.S. President George W. Bush

On July 6, 2001, for the false identification charge, Jenna was ordered to pay $100, perform 36 hours of community service, and attend a session where victims of alcohol-related crimes speak. For the underage drinking charge, Jenna was fined $500 and her driver's license was suspended for 30 days.

On July 15, 2004, The Times reported that "White House aides breathed an almost audible sigh of relief when the girls turned 21 [in 2002] and could buy alcohol legally," thereby avoiding any further embarassments to their father.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbara_and_Jenna_Bush

/just the facts
 
2004-12-16 01:47:09 PM
SHE IS PART OF THE REBEL ALLIANCE AND A TRAITOR!
 
2004-12-16 01:47:18 PM
May i be the first to say;

How the fark is this cool?
 
2004-12-16 01:47:28 PM
Wait... which one's Jenna?

The blonde one with the chubby cheeks.
 
2004-12-16 01:47:41 PM
chelsea is ugly
 
2004-12-16 01:47:55 PM
die_kluge
I hope you're joking, DC law and policy is a liberal's wet dream.
 
2004-12-16 01:49:02 PM
Doesnt they have a criminal record?
Not suposta be allowed to teach if you have a record.
Why doesnt anyone bring this up? to UNAMERICAN? geeze
 
2004-12-16 01:49:10 PM
Barbara is the Smart One, Jenna is the Hot one....

Actually the best part of the article was the Bush Daughter Slide Show

/Waiting for the Secret Service to pay me a visit
 
2004-12-16 01:49:26 PM
Oh yeah. Ive heard a lot of stories from people that work with inner city youth in DC.

She wont last 2 weeks... assuming the SS folks dont start flashing weapons.
 
2004-12-16 01:49:43 PM
bludstone,

Oh yeah. Real good example to have around kiddies.

Typical college shenanigans.....nothing more.

I challenge you to find a recently graduated teacher who isn't guilty of drinking underage.

Additionally, their father's policies (as farked as most of them might be) are not theirs. They weren't holding office.
 
2004-12-16 01:49:46 PM
Send her to help bury the war dead caused by her dad.

/no offense to the soldiers
 
2004-12-16 01:50:05 PM
"Like Oh my Gawd! If I do this, like maybe they'll like my dad!!"
 
2004-12-16 01:50:18 PM
Jenna is NOT hot. She looks like a chubbier version of her daddy.

Neither of them are hot.
 
GCD
2004-12-16 01:50:32 PM
 
2004-12-16 01:50:33 PM
Interesting. Doubt it will happen.

Useless without pics.

/giving up.
 
2004-12-16 01:50:43 PM
2004-12-16 01:47:41 PM you_farking_icehole
Yeah but Chelsea can read. Jenna's literacy status is questionable, just like dad's.
 
2004-12-16 01:51:03 PM
HOT FOR TEACHER!
 
2004-12-16 01:51:11 PM
Hopefully Beavis & Butthead will be in her class:

Beavis: "Um, excuse me Ms. Bush..."

Butthead: "Huh huh huh, dude, you said 'bush'."

Beavis: "Heh heh heh, mm, yeah."
 
2004-12-16 01:51:14 PM
I'm sure Bush wanted to come, but the school library doesn't carry My Pet Goat.
 
2004-12-16 01:51:22 PM
thank god she's not a lesbo like that cheney guy's daughter. right? right?? am i right or what??
 
2004-12-16 01:52:05 PM
I'm actually thinking that Laura Bush (thats right, the mom) is pretty blazin' hot.

/mmmm...Stifler's mom
 
2004-12-16 01:53:06 PM
2004-12-16 01:46:47 PM die_kluge

Maybe being around all those inner city children, among the poverty and decay of our country, she'll realize that republican economics just don't work, and she'll become a democrat.

-------Yeah, because those Democrats SURE did fix poverty during their regime. meh
 
GCD
2004-12-16 01:53:11 PM


Close-up.
 
2004-12-16 01:53:11 PM
FourLights
Yep, agreed, Barb's face looks like a mask stretched all too thin over a skull...Jenna is cute but not hot.
 
2004-12-16 01:53:25 PM
Oh yeah. Real good example to have around kiddies.

-

Both daughters had incidents involving underage drinking.
Just like 98% of the other teachers and 90% of the students over the age of 14. At least try and come up with some real reasons to disapprove of this. You Bush haters are slipping.
 
2004-12-16 01:53:52 PM
Dear Jenna,
I have a friend that teaches in disadvantaged children in urban milwaukee schools. I'm sorry, but it isn't "making a difference" or any of that other BS. At the end of the day/school year the kids go back out into the same shiatty environment that they came in from. Maybe 1 or 2 in 100 will get out, and it ain't cos you taught them how to colour inside the lines. Want to really help them? Get your daddy to turn on that "compassion" thing he always talks about having.

Realistically yours,
Adler
 
2004-12-16 01:54:13 PM
so are the secret serviced trained to catch a spit balls like they catch bullets
 
2004-12-16 01:54:32 PM
Whats really interesting is she will be a republican teacher. period. Those inner city teching gigs are rough. I had to walk from my high school to another high school for JRROTC. THe best was when a friend of mine from the schol and I wanted to go get a coke. We look down the hall and see the student body has decided to rip out the machines to get what they want for free. Needless to say, I didn't get our cokes. My friend did a teaching for a year gig here in New Orleans, she left when her year was up. She was too traumatized from the experience. Oh well.
 
2004-12-16 01:54:45 PM
Don't misunderestimate my little girl.

- W
 
2004-12-16 01:55:35 PM
A school in DC that specializes in disadvantaged children? I thought all the schools in DC were under that catagory? Seriously, DC is a hell whole full of ignorance.
 
2004-12-16 01:56:11 PM
That reminds me of an old joke...

Why couldn't Chelsea go to public school?

The Secret Service would've been outgunned.
 
2004-12-16 01:56:12 PM
Hot. HOT. HOTTT.

Jenna is a hottie and no man can convince me otherwise.
 
2004-12-16 01:56:17 PM
....so when are we gonna get to see her in playboy?
 
2004-12-16 01:56:28 PM
X_Raraavis

Just like 98% of the other teachers and 90% of the students over the age of 14

Im sure you got those numbers from the Office of Pulling Statistics out of My Ass.

I'm just presenting the facts. Make your own call on how to interpret them. Me? I dont think shes qualified for this and many other reasons.
 
2004-12-16 01:57:11 PM
Neither of them are very hot. I'd still do 'em both just so's I could stick it to their Daddy.
 
2004-12-16 01:57:41 PM
jooboy - Laura Bush hot? Sure if your idea of hot is passed out on roofies. The woman is the spokeswoman for Xanax.
 
2004-12-16 01:57:44 PM
Oh wow, man !
Wait a second man. whaddaya think the teachers gonna look like this year ?

T-t-teacher stop that screaming, teacher dont you see ?
Dont wanna be no uptown fool.
Maybe I should go to hell, but Im doin well,
Teacher needs to see me after school.
Chorus:
I think of all the education that I missed.
But then my homework was never quite like this.
Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad,
Im hot for teacher.
I got it bad, so bad,
Im hot for teacher.

Hey, I heard you missed us, were back !
I brought my pencil
Gimme something to write on, man
I heard about your lessons, but lessons are so cold.
I know about this school.
Little girl from cherry lane, how did you get so bold ?
How did you know that golden rule ?


Oh man, I think the clock is slow
I dont feel tardy
Class dismissed
 
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