Uncle Walt would never stand for this. He must be rolling around in his grave.

You know, if he were actually dead.

He is dead, his corpse is just on ice and stored some where in the castle in Disney Land.

Best..Entertainment...Weekly...cover...ever. All the right ingredients.

Peeps are only good for one thing....sticking them in the microwave to watch them asplode.

What is it with celebs getting hospitalized for "exhaustion"? This doesn't seem to happen to people who aren't famous. When we get "exhausted", we treat it with at-home remedies. You know, like "sleep".

Her boobies have appeared here before, but she was 17 at the time and the kiddie porn debate raged on and on ...

Does this count?

http://stuff.ubersite.com/1085592169601926670/1/Booby.JPG

Oooh, hair pie... Sank-you!

/that's my pie!

Damn Disney....Damn them all.....

/Selling Disney stock as we speak.

She has a `no nudity' clause in her Disney contract.


/doesn't say anything 'bout penetration or "happy endings"
//hold out hope

Lindsey, Michael Eisner can't tell us what to do. I've got a camera we can use. You know where I live.

This can only end poorly.

Pass the popcorn.

say what you will, I would still shove it in every hole she owns....

The kittens have avoided genocide once again, and thank Eisner.

I'd pay to shee her tak a shower...a GOLDEN shower!

ummm Will Farrell? dont you mean Colin Farrell?

Frank the Tank vs. BullsEye..who wins??

Patience is a virtue. Give it a little time. I'm betting 2 years, max.

Anyone else see this about Lohan loosing her wallet and coke supply?

http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/showthread.php?t=378639

Well, Ain't this a kick in the grapes..

likwidflame: And by punch that donkey, i mean force it in her coont

Do you freaks ever read your own posts and realize how farking stupid and creepy you sound?

jer2911tx:

only a matter of time
she's her generation's carmen elektra

/just sayin'

El_Camino_SS

I applaud your insight.



/always nice to be appreciated

Cute != Smart
/ Definitely a case of Muuu-Aaah
// playlist: Frank Zappa - Be In My Video

I never knew that Fes was her first love, nor that his real name is WILMER VALDERRAMA...WTF?

p'tite salope:

"`Mean Girl' queen Lindsay Lohan's peeps have been peddling the hard partyin' hottie to the skin sultans at Playboy, reports Star maggie"

um, what language was that written in?

Gossipese

It's nice to see that Lindsey Lohan has graduated to the ranks of Uber Slut. I remember back during her Parent Trap days, she was cute and innocent. Now she's a hard partying skank-ho! Woo hoo! She now joins a prestigous rank of girls including Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Christian Aguilera, Tara Reid and many others.

Why is it now in America to be cool and hip you have to be a skank, and a stupid, spoiled whore? Thank God for Matt and Trey.

I am so glad that I don't have a 13 year old daughter right now. I would have to go on a celebrity slut hunting rampage. These women are the WORST thing to come into pop culture in...well, forever, IMHO.

They should all be ashamed of their farking selves.

/doesn't mind the sluttiness except for the fact that it is mainly targeted at 13 year old girls and 40 year old single perverts

Man, you have GOT to love her managers. Playboy. And they have been pitching her to do the story of DEEP THROAT!!!

No way are those her legs...
I've seen the paparazzi pictures and she does NOT have those legs...

Too bad. Now we have to wait to see Lindsey's only "talents"

She is nothing more than the most recent of a long line of no-talent marketing creations with big tits who are overtaking the entertainment landscape.

Don't get me wrong, I like eye candy, but is it wrong to occasionally yearn for an actress/singer/entertainer with at least a shread of talent who doesn't have all their "creative decisions" made by a team of corporate marketing jerkoffs who have no idea of just what real talent is?

It sickens me that the entertainment industry has increasingly worked to stifle any kind of artistic creativity and is so money-driven that they refuse to try anything new but to go with the same pre-packaged garbage time after time after time. These farktards absolutely abhore anything new, preferring to jam the next Brittney Spears down our collective throats.

And the REALLY disgusting thing is, a large number of the populace bends over, takes it right in the arse, stumbles to their collective feet, smiles and says "thank you sir, may I have another?"

peeps are still good for one more thing: peep-jousting. this is done by sticking a toothpick into two peeps, placing them on a saucer, and sticking them in a microwave. turn it on, and watch the fun. (the winning peep is the one that pops the other first.)


/too much time on my hands.

8 posts before a sharp knees comment
its a new record!

she might be an idiot, i don't know
she might be batshiat insane, i don't know
she might be an attention whore, i don't know
the one thing i do know is hu hu grrr STAMPA STAMPA

I'd hit it.

/obligatory disney shot

ebell

If only, but I suck at using the internets.

/meant legal, full booby pics on glossy paper suitable for framing.

unleash those melons in my face

/pretty please

hooray silverpig!

you nailed it.

-megan and julian

She was just on Jay Leno and said she declined to do the Playboy 20 Questions because she does Disney movies and didn't think it would be right to be in that magazine. She never wanted to pose nude. Why would she? Idiots.

fireandsteel:

Ahahahahah

This whole thread kills me.

[i]not who she is[/i]

There are already some pictures of those nipples floating around on the internet. And they're mighty nice.....At least that's what I've heard.

I always wondered if Wilmer did some Fez impressions when he was going to have sex with Lindsey.. Did he do small pelvic thrusts while saying "Im going to do it, Im going to do it" haha Oh Wilmer, you silly named fella you

aptracy:

It's nice to see that Lindsey Lohan has graduated to the ranks of Uber Slut. I remember back during her Parent Trap days, she was cute and innocent. Now she's a hard partying skank-ho! Woo hoo!

Why is she a skank again? Because she grew up and got boobs? Because she turns you on? She was innocent because she was about 12 years old!

WTF is with the Taliban-like attitude you farkers have towards women? You like to look at them, but at the same time, any woman you like to look at is automatically a slut or skank.

i want to see her neekid. then bang her. that is all i have to say about that.

I'm sorry but cherry pie is a decidedly more appetizing euphemism.

After the previous boobies link, Lindsay doesn't invoke any fapage on my part. I say we go back to natural all together and forget about orange tan jobs and other constructed appearance enhancers. A girl is pretty because she was born pretty, not because she had a couple of grands worth of consumer-mass approved alterations.

/Just saying...

Completely agree Ant!!!

Damn you Eisner!!!

On a side note, anyone got a better copy of this picture?

/possibly NSFW. It's the image from the article.