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(Denver Post)   Breast-baring ex-stripper mayor says she smokes pot   ( ) divider line 81
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2002-02-28 02:39:50 PM  
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2002-02-28 02:39:51 PM  
And when is she running that winning Presidential campaign?
I know FLA Chickie will somehow, someway want to be a part of her cabinet.
I just want to be her court jester.
2002-02-28 02:41:58 PM  
Good for her!
2002-02-28 02:42:25 PM  
She also told reporter Ward Lucas of 9News that she smoked pot 15 minutes before an interview with him this week

that ROCKS
2002-02-28 02:42:59 PM  
I take one puff once in a great while.

Does this mean long times inbetween puffs or when she puffs it's great.?..
2002-02-28 02:43:22 PM  
Some of the best lines from article...

"I am not a drug user," she said. "I smoke pot. "

"She also told reporter Ward Lucas of 9News that she smoked pot 15 minutes before an interview with him "

"....of Brooks' past as a stripper in a Denver nightclub..."

Damn, all along I've been looking for my wife in the wrong town. Hell I can deal with roachclips and lapdances anyday WOOHOO !
2002-02-28 02:43:27 PM  
2002-02-28 02:43:30 PM  
FOR SALE: House in Toronto, Canada. Will trade for house beside this mayor in Colorado. Also, looking to purchase used binoculars and Jergins Hand Lotion. Call Tom 419.928.9826.
2002-02-28 02:43:51 PM  
Does she have a weblog?
2002-02-28 02:44:39 PM  
One point for breast baring, one point for ex-stripper, and one point for smoking pot. Winner.
2002-02-28 02:47:54 PM  
This explains the lucrative tax breaks she keeps offering to the Frito-Lay company for relocation of their Cheeto's factory.
2002-02-28 02:48:14 PM  
Hero indeed.
2002-02-28 02:50:25 PM  
i saw the interview on tv and said to my roommate, is she high? complete jibberish. once i read that she had smoked pot 15 minutes before, it all made sence. plus the marks from the 'attacker' looked like her cat had gone apeshiat on her. she's a bonefied wack-o. and trust me, you wouldn't have wanted to see her strip.
2002-02-28 02:52:26 PM  
So where do you go to see the mayor's breasts?
2002-02-28 02:53:06 PM  
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Her Picture, Click on it for the website.
2002-02-28 02:54:08 PM  
"If the citizens or the younger citizens are looking to either the mayor or any of the councilmen as leaders, as people who are setting an example for them, then I think it's a bad idea," he said.

Well, duh.
2002-02-28 02:55:02 PM  
Somehow I knew she had a weblog. I scare myself sometimes.
2002-02-28 02:57:21 PM  
I'll let her see **my** weblog....
2002-02-28 03:02:37 PM  
Update: She was just charged. Read the story on

2002-02-28 03:03:09 PM  
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2002-02-28 03:03:22 PM  
2002-02-28 03:04:01 PM  
She's got some big goals set... From her website ->

Children's clothing store
Kite store
Shuttle and/or taxi service
2002-02-28 03:04:57 PM  
Wow! A pot smoking stripper as Mayor of a small town. What's next? A pro wrestler as govenor of Minnesota? What's this world coming to?
2002-02-28 03:05:15 PM  
I can't believe they don't have a kite store! That should be top priority.
2002-02-28 03:07:23 PM  
"The former topless dancer was elected in April to a two-year term as mayor of the town of 1,100 people about 40 miles west of Denver. Since then, she has been accused of baring her breasts in a local bar, creating a hostile work environment and making unsubstantiated allegations against town officials."

I love this woman.
2002-02-28 03:10:27 PM  
I would like her to "take" my "opinion pole"
2002-02-28 03:11:38 PM  
Cripes... that picture of her is awful. The one in the denver news article. She looks hideous.
2002-02-28 03:13:35 PM  
no, she doesn't.
2002-02-28 03:15:32 PM  
"Brooks told The Denver Post this week that her political adversaries in Georgetown had been plotting against her, that the plot may have included the attack that she reported, and that she believed the CBI was in "cahoots" with her adversaries, who she said include local police."

Gee, what could be making her so paranoid?
2002-02-28 03:16:25 PM  
Um, you actually looked to the picture at left in the article on the Denver Channel site and you don't think she looks awful?

You have no taste. Or rather, you are blinded by big tits and lips.
2002-02-28 03:19:09 PM  

I wish I lived in Georgetown, I would vote for her in a hard beat, I mean heart beat.
I could bury my face in that clevage.
2002-02-28 03:21:19 PM  
Yo mamma... that's my kind of gal
2002-02-28 03:22:30 PM  
Fug the denverchannel site.
Check out her website that toupsie attached to the 2:53 post.
That woman is HOT.
2002-02-28 03:24:36 PM  
Yes, I looked at the pic, and I don't think she looks "hideous" or "awful."

I am lucky enough to be blinded by my girl's big titties, when my face is buried in them.

I digress. However, your choice of adjectives for this fine woman are dubious at best.
2002-02-28 03:29:32 PM  
I suggest everyone take her poll
and ...well forget the elementary school - lets Buy The Town A Zamboni!
2002-02-28 03:37:27 PM  
That mayor is skanky... Look at this picture from another story on TheDenverChannel:

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I wonder if she's related to Paula Jones.
2002-02-28 03:37:31 PM  
Here comes the Zamboni... currently tied for 4th place behind the skateboard park, town repairs, and insurance. Zambonis have to be more important than those things!

I Voted!
2002-02-28 03:37:58 PM  
I quote:"2-11-02
What is up with Spring Street (aka Glacier Street)?! No water for a week now and a big glacier for a street! And it wouldn't surprise me if the whole town infrastructure is in the same shape! It really gets me going to think about all the money, time, and energy spent over the years restricting our citizens, making up unconstitutional laws, neglecting our youth and turning our town into someone's idea of a "Victorian Dream" when we should've been doing what was important and replacing our town's infrastructure. ARGGGHHHHH!!!!"

Does she have an Amazon wish list?
2002-02-28 03:40:13 PM  
Being a stripper is one sure way of getting noticed before you run for office! ;-)
2002-02-28 03:40:41 PM  
here she is

I'd do her..
2002-02-28 03:44:10 PM  
news story from 12/21
2002-02-28 03:45:35 PM  
You guys are salivating over trailer trash..

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2002-02-28 03:45:39 PM  
Tomasi said he thought the revelation could make Brooks' attempt to survive recall that much more difficult. "I would be inclined, probably, to not vote for someone that I knew smoked pot," he said.

Shut up and go pour your sixth cup of coffee for the day, you farking hypocrite.

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2002-02-28 03:46:29 PM  
Did anyone read this piece about the johnson found in the car wash? Weird.
2002-02-28 03:46:36 PM  
i'd vote for her
2002-02-28 03:47:49 PM  
Hey! Shouldn't she be sitting on death row by now? I believe that is DEA policy...
2002-02-28 03:48:44 PM  
Voting for a person based on tit size... and people thought it was dangerous for women to vote.
2002-02-28 03:50:48 PM  
it's always funny (in an OBVIOUS way) how inter-nerds are always the first to call someone 'skanky,' or 'hideous.' I have to have sex 3 or 4 times a day before I start gaining an truly objective opinion on a woman's attractiveness. Unless that is happening, the subject is much more open to interpretation. So I have to conclude that all of you judgemental, name-calling studs are up to your neck in pussy, eh?
2002-02-28 03:51:38 PM  
= a truly
2002-02-28 03:52:21 PM  
Update: she's going to be charged. Not with smoking, but with evidence tampering.,1002,53%257E432848,00.html
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