This would be great to have at spring break and get volunteers to help reenact the halftime show...

/oh, the mind reels....

No one bought it...

Starting bid: US $9,500.00
History: 0 bids

big surpirse

I'll pass.

It is the actual Janet Jackson boob stage?????????

I'd pay like $.004 for that!!!!

"It is the actual Janet Jackson boob stage?????????"

Sorry man, it's only boob residue.

I'd rather have the nipple star.

i'd rather have janet...

yawn...

I'd rather have Janet's tit...in a jar...beside my bed.

Actually, I only saw it once...

Then I saw a boobie and my head asplode, I haven't been the same ever since. I'm glad my government took care of that for me.

ram1312 You do know Janet is just Michael in drag, right?

I'll pull out my man boobs on the stage.

This reminds me of when they auctioned off the Ryder trucks that were used to carry the ballots for recounting in Florida in 2000. That auction was stupid too.

I don't care about some lame ass stage. I don't know who Pedro is either, but suddenly I want to vote for him.

If you think I want Justin Timberlake pawing at my brazierre, you must think I'm a boob.

doesnt really look like the same stage.....
http://www.inertramblings.com/Gallery/Janet/janet_2004_superbowl_pastie_01
(nsfw you know why)

unless they added the hollow cylander thing after, but then how different do stages look anyways

/just spent way too much time thinking about this

Janet Jackson?

In the words of Stan Marsh.

Don't care. Don't care. Don't care.

Thanks to her, the ultra-conservative religious nuts have more ammunition to help forward their agenda of making EVERYONE conform to their belief systems.

*grumbles*

Sometime in the year 2054:

Guy 1: "Hey, remember way back when Janet Jackson had that 'wardrobe malfunction' during the Super Bowl halftime show?"

Guy 2: "No."

I'll buy that for a dollar!!!

/but not a penny more

Haraksha:

then that's one hot boy lovin man...and i'd still hit it

only on the weekends though

I think it was Shakespeare that said:

"All the world's a stage, and who gives a rat's fart about Janet Jackson."

/paraphrasing

Estimated cost to build this was $40,000. You can own it for a starting bid of $7,500.

If someone spent 40k on that, they got ripped off.

cdrstorvik I'd buy it for a penny less.

Interested Buyer:

there was a stage?!?!?

And this year at 1/2 time we get 1/4th of the Beatles.

I think the upright moral commandos who freaked out from a glimpse of titty should buy it and then burn it, like a heretical book, which will in turn make us pure and Christian nation again.
The Baby Jesus will appreciate it and rain his blessings down upon us. Drugs will disappear, we will pray in school and we will win the War on Terrorists.

Cost to build stage for Superbowl halftime show: $40,000
Bill for stage to MTV Productions: $80,000
Finding a second sucker to sell it to: Priceless!

Next for bid on EBay: the hand that grabbed Janet Jackson's boob. slightly used, a little bit hairy on the palms; previous owner used it otherwise to grab the butts of fellow bandmembers. Bidding starts at $8 and a candy bar.

Why is he selling? Is his company going tits up?

Krltplps
I don't care about some lame ass stage. I don't know who Pedro is either, but suddenly I want to vote for him.

I don't even get as far as reading that. I'm always being distracted by two objects hidden underneath that message.

hmm....I'll give you a buck

in other ebay news, sam raimis ghost house productions is making a movie based on the dibuk box which is supposed to be haunted and was sold on ebay

A couple of old National Geographics is worth more to me than that stage...

Or Janet Jackson for that matter.

Seller guy:

There is only this one in the whole world. Imagine that you own something that is a part of History and has been seen by millions of people and is still talked about to this day and will be for a long long time.

Me:

If you like it so damn much then, why don't you buy it?!?!

dumb

to get on the front page of our local newspaper all you have to do is shoot someone. i don't think they'd put someone on the front page because they owned a $40,000 piece of shiat that this guy will sell for $7,500 opening bid that is in all actuallity a $9,500 opening bid. although they might just put you on the front page for being such a numbnut

I'd love for Janet to pop her t's out in front of me. I think she's sexy. But I just hope she doesn't have hairy nips.

2004-12-14 01:37:34 PM darklordseth


Krltplps
I don't care about some lame ass stage. I don't know who Pedro is either, but suddenly I want to vote for him.

I don't even get as far as reading that. I'm always being distracted by two objects hidden underneath that message.


Forgive me for being stupid, but I gotta know.
What the hell are you talking about!

Ok.. here comes the rant:

I am tired of items that instantly become valuable for no apparant reason. I first noticed this occur when a bunch of idiot baseball card manufacturers decided to put out 15 zillion different versions of baseball cards. The idiot adult collectors made sure they bought all the different "foil" types, and "prismatic" ones... thereby completely DESTROYING one of the most innocent and fun childhood hobbies ever... Baseball card collecting. The comic book industry did the same thing with 10 zillion different covers for everything Todd McAsswipe did...

Why on gods' Earth (plural intentional) is this stage thing worth anything? Only if someone buys it.. and then only if that person could re-sell it. It's junk.. Hell, why not EBAY the actual dress she wore? Hey! There's an idea... but no.. we are going to auction off one of the rivets that held the tire on the truck that brought the fabric to the woman who made the dress for Janet Jackson's amazing boobie super-bowl display!!!! Yiippeeee!!! WHOAAH!! I'm about to poop my pants.

He wants $9500 to open the bidding. hahaha.

This would only be worth buying if you could also get a wax sculpture of janet, completely with wax nipple and wax look of surprise on her face. Then I would totally guy it, and charge admission.

skylabdown: are those actual numbers? because I think McAsswipe had 10.23476 zillion covers.