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(Some Guy)   Insult someone like a literary master (repeat from 2-28-2001)   (pangloss.com) divider line 27
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2002-02-28 11:06:25 AM
so they're being honest about the repeats all of the sudden
 
2002-02-28 11:08:20 AM
I specificly went to the archives and pulled it out. I don't like to inadvertantly post repeats, but when I am scanning through the mind-numbing amount of submissions, it's easy to post something that made the last 300 posts over a week. I'm human.
 
2002-02-28 11:08:49 AM
Thou loggerheaded dismal-dreaming coxcomb!

It's been a while since I used that one...
 
2002-02-28 11:10:58 AM
Sounds so much better than: Yo mama so nasty, her breath fails state emisions tests, fool.

Oh, what is the world coming to???
 
2002-02-28 11:11:10 AM
"Thy food is such as hath been belch'd upon by infected lungs."

Better NOT use that one on the wife...
 
2002-02-28 11:14:37 AM
Thou art a goatish, bat-fouled death token
 
2002-02-28 11:15:35 AM
Jeebus. I make a dozen submissions, including breaking news, and they are using repeats?! I suck.
 
2002-02-28 11:20:56 AM
Haywood, whining about it only confirms it.
 
2002-02-28 11:24:15 AM
Thou paunchy rump-fed death-token!

yikes!
 
2002-02-28 11:24:38 AM
Scoots- No argument here.
 
2002-02-28 11:26:30 AM
Did anyone read what Stephen King wrote about the guy who ran into him a couple of years ago? I believe it was a chapter in his "On Writing" book. Talk about getting your ass handed to you by a literary master...
 
2002-02-28 11:29:51 AM
Benny_Hill:

Someone check me if I am wrong, but I believe his recent TV Mini-Series (Red Rose) was dedicated to the guy who hit him.
 
2002-02-28 11:31:58 AM
Shakespearian insults. Great. Now you can insult somebody so that they haven't a farking clue of what you're talking about.
 
2002-02-28 11:35:44 AM
If you use these insults rest assured you're lamer than the person you're insulting. Might as well insult them in Klingon.
 
2002-02-28 11:36:11 AM
Even Shakespeare can't beat "I fart in your general direction!"
 
2002-02-28 11:37:20 AM
What, you egg! Young fry of treachery!

Hm.
 
2002-02-28 11:47:57 AM
"Thou art only mark'd for hot vengeance and the rod of heaven."

Who has a heavenly rod?
 
2002-02-28 11:52:26 AM
Thou fightest like a dairy farmer!
 
2002-02-28 12:12:02 PM
I smell your brain
 
2002-02-28 12:15:22 PM
Wait a minute, I didn't write this.
Everyone knows I'm the king of insults, at least on FARK.
 
2002-02-28 12:31:11 PM
Did anyone read what Stephen King wrote about the guy who ran into him a couple of years ago? I believe it was a chapter in his "On Writing" book. Talk about getting your ass handed to you by a literary master...

not familiar with the story, but i hope by "literary master" you don't mean king...
 
2002-02-28 01:17:00 PM
"That sounds like something Hitler would say!"
 
2002-02-28 01:59:45 PM
That doth blows.
 
2002-02-28 03:49:31 PM
I remember this from back then (I think :) )

You yourself, sir, shall grow old as I am if like a crab you could go backward.
 
2002-02-28 06:18:42 PM
My Fav:

[Thine] horrid image doth unfix my hair.
 
2002-03-01 06:04:02 PM
You should be women, and yet your beards forbid me to interpret that you are so.

Taken from: Macbeth

thwt was the funniest one
 
2002-03-01 06:04:24 PM
You should be women, and yet your beards forbid me to interpret that you are so.

Taken from: Macbeth

that was the funniest one
 
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