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(Cosmiverse)   T-Rex couldn't run fast after all   ( divider line
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4363 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Feb 2002 at 11:05 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-02-28 11:06:48 AM  
Especially after that season-ending knee injury.
2002-02-28 11:07:16 AM  
My tagline was better: Scientists say T-Rex could not run fast, also too fat to run jazzercise classes.
2002-02-28 11:08:49 AM  
Can we please not have any more idiotic articles from Cosmiverse.
2002-02-28 11:08:51 AM  
maybe it could fit into a clown car, just to keep pace.
2002-02-28 11:10:17 AM  
"With extinct animals you can't prove anything,"

except that Fb- was the father...
2002-02-28 11:12:18 AM  
T-Rex also clucked like a chicken
2002-02-28 11:14:38 AM  
I thought T-Rex banged a gong (Get it on).
2002-02-28 11:29:41 AM  
Steven Speilbergo will have to re-edit that chase scene from Jurassic Park now won't he?

And T-Rex was a 20th century toy....i wanna be your boy
2002-02-28 11:30:22 AM  
Had to do it
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2002-02-28 11:32:27 AM  
This fact brought to you by Biometrics: The good science that absolutely proved beyond the shadow of all doubt that a man couldn't run a mile under four minutes.
2002-02-28 11:42:47 AM  
Man what a relif, my Neighbor has one tied up to her tree with a little chain. So I hop in my truck and get away if it gets loose. Can it jump, if I climb a tree?
2002-02-28 11:50:43 AM  
Awesome kong!! Another
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2002-02-28 12:00:44 PM  
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2002-02-28 12:00:52 PM  
I agree - enough of the Cosmiverse crapola.
let them buy classifieds at $25 a pop.

I am also slightly disillusioned that Mr. Spielberg's vision was only fiction, as it turns out.

Isol8d too funny. :o)

2002-02-28 12:02:16 PM  
The fast T-rex idea was never on solid ground anyway. The popular press always picks up on the upper estimates for size and speeds of prehistoric animals. Never believe the popular press when science is involved.
2002-02-28 12:28:48 PM  
Man, this is old news...scientists have said this for years.
2002-02-28 12:36:21 PM  
A true Glam Rock Icon.
2002-02-28 12:44:17 PM  
My headline was denied, and... dare I say... better...

It was: T Rex probably couldn't run fast; word still out on New York Dolls and David Bowie.
2002-02-28 01:19:18 PM  
Disappoinment! Next they find out you could kill it with one biatch-slap.
2002-02-28 01:22:04 PM  
Naderbot: Much better headline.

Slayerswine,/b>:Wore that album out a bunch of years ago.

*showing age*
2002-02-28 01:55:25 PM  
Stupid tag
2002-02-28 02:05:34 PM  
Gotta go with Illusion here, I was fairly sure we all already knew that.
2002-02-28 04:42:04 PM  
But 20-25 mph is still pretty fast. 50 mph did seem a bit much
2002-02-28 06:08:49 PM  
"a Tyrannosaurus-sized chicken"

2002-03-01 02:49:18 AM  
THIS IS FARKING BULLSHIAT!!!!! I posted this article with the tagline "A quick jog beats the T-REX everytime, Barney doing wind-sprints!" 2 FARKING days ago. Obviously people with lower numbers have precedence in his posting algorithm. That's crap. I posted it and it wasn't picked up. And now this COSMIVERSE idiot gets posted with the anemic "T-Rex couldn't run fast after all."


2002-03-01 04:48:12 AM  
Another amazing fact that we can't really prove. Is this from the people who told us Brontosaurus had two brains (one in it's ass!) because if it got bit in the tail it would take two weeks for the pain receivers in the brain to realise!!!
2002-03-01 04:50:17 AM  
I thought their last album was better...
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