As Dolly Parton once said:

"My Daddy told me that's what happens when you put 50 pounds of mud in a 5 pound sack......"

A topic with bra's exploding open and there are no pics. I am soo unsatisfied.

If your tits are big enough to explode from your bra, I doubt 'embarassing' would be the word to describe it.

I would think it would be more embarrassing if you were a girl wearing a wonderbra, got a guy to come home with you and he's like.."oh wait.." when he sees the un-wonderbraed boobies.

But, as one who prefers smaller boobies, I think wonderbras are silly. Be proud of those little ones..more than a handful is certainly a waste.

This thread is useless without someone posting "This thread is useless without pics".

True enough. But at least they could save ham-fisted chaps from having to fumble . . .

they had to throw that in huh...

Your WonderBra asplode!!!!

That certainly fits my definition of a Wonderbra.

Asploding bras? Obviously engineered by a man!

Tara Reid.....White Courtesy Phone. Tara Reid.....

I blame Scott Baio

the gift that keeps on giving 8)

and this is cause for recall why?

More than a handful is not a waste. What if you want to move your hand around? What if you want to jiggle them? What if you want to "TF" them? Large ones are nice too, as are small ones.

Genius!

Well, I can tell that people are doing a GIS for 'wonderbra', beacuase a geocities site I was looking at is Farked already.

I love the commentary at right, in a red box:

HERES how a bursting bra could leave a girl feeling a right t*t:

1. Interview. You take a deep breath and, oops, reveal your assets.

2. First Date. You kiss and your bra elastic whips him in the face.

3. Coffee break. Pals are left open-mouthed as your cups overflow.

4. Builders. You walk past and hear a ping followed by guffaws.

5. In-laws. You lean for the salt and twang, insult his mum.


Because, clearly, none of us could imagine the hilarity / embarrassment that might ensue if ones bra asploded on our own.

and here i was thinking it was a buttock enhancer

My wife doesn't need a wonder bra


/God loves me
//Done braggin

GEORGE: No, but um I have very good rapport with women, very good, comfortable, and from the first time I laid eyes on a brassiere, I was enthralled.

FARKUS: Hmm. Tell me about it.

GEORGE: Well, I was 14 years old. I was in my friends bathroom. His mother's brassieres were hanging on the shower rod and I picked one up, studied it. I thought, I like this. I didn't know what way or what level, but I knew: I wanted to be around brassieres.

FARKUS: That's an incredible story. You have a remarkable passion for brassieres.

GEORGE: Well, they're more than an undergarment to me Mr. Farkus. Two cups in the front, two loops in the back. How do they do it?

It's "a splode" not "asplode"

diskop

You can Total Fark a pair of boobs?

dpr

Be proud of those little ones...

preach on...ive found that girls with smaller boobies like them getting played with more than girls with bigger boobies...more sensitive they say...

This should have a HERO tag!!

I think we all know the real reason why people's chests are asploding open.

Necromancer, we do it on TFark all the time. See what you're missing?

I know I'm due for at least one asploding bra incident in my life...hasn't happened yet. I'm sure it will happen at the least opportune time though.

/super-obvious

SpoofMan2.0

If you liked the Scott Baio flick, then you'd love "Zotz!", written by Walter Karig - much more depth to it. Sadly out of print, but lots of cheap copies available via Amazon. Also, a seemingly bad movie adaptation made in '62 as well.

darkhorse23

ohhh, peer-pressure... well no thanks I'm trying to quit so as it is.

It's not a bug -- it's a feature! It's what puts the "Wonder" in "Wonderbra."

If by 'embarassing' you mean awesome I agree.

Boobs are fun to play with, but I wouldn't want to own a pair.

DanB: Ask and ye shall recieve.

It's just a simple wardrobe malfunction. The should have tested them on female Aussie toll collectors first.

DanB
Just for you:

This thread is useless without pics.

Huh... my eyes completely scanned over DaLinuxNut's post.

/tired

Sort of related to topic: can anyone explain to me what the B@@bies line in the new user profile means - mine references a thread that to me has no relationship to b@@bies, Boobiess or anything else I can think of.

WyattEarp

It means Boobies

and by B@@biness, I meant posting just in front of the second guy

You guys are all wrong! Medium-sized boobies (36C) are the best! Still capable of TF with all the sensitivity!

/Wouldn't trade mine for the world.
//And where the heck are the pics?

There's nothing more dreadful to fear
Than perhaps an exploding brassiere.
It will blow your left tit
Quite completely to bits
While your right one blasts out through your rear.

---best I could do on short notice (I got nothin')----

Next headline, poorly funded terrorist group buys large quantities of wonderbras, be on the lookout for arabian man with extremely large breast...

Damn that filter

WTF is this "everyone knows larger breasts are less sensitive" BS? How silly.

I believe the thread is the first one you posted in (ever).