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(ESPN)   Showing sudden interest in wife's feelings, Kobe Bryant threatens to go postal on Mailman   (sports.espn.go.com) divider line 137
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2004-12-13 12:53:11 AM  
i smell bull-cacky
 
2004-12-13 12:53:13 AM  
Kobe, grow up
 
2004-12-13 12:53:19 AM  
Not ironic
/obligatory
 
2004-12-13 12:53:39 AM  
lets start with the pics of mrs bryant
 
2004-12-13 12:54:25 AM  
The Mailman?

[image from bballone.com too old to be available]
 
2004-12-13 12:55:40 AM  
it's fun to watch the lakers self destruct as they center their entire future around kobe. heck they even lost to the bulls. the bulls, for chrisssake.
 
2004-12-13 12:55:58 AM  
LuigiHann: Not ironic
/obligatory



Blast, you beat me to it!
 
2004-12-13 12:56:10 AM  
Misread the headline. Thought it was "The Postman," and imagined Kevin Costner with Kobe's wife. Not a pretty picture.
 
2004-12-13 12:56:53 AM  
I submitted it with a better headline.
 
2004-12-13 12:57:51 AM  
This... this... why do we care about a little high-school-style drama between basketball players?
 
2004-12-13 12:57:56 AM  
He must've offered her a hot Karl.

/obvious
 
2004-12-13 01:00:34 AM  
I'd hit it...



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then I'd hit a white chick...



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then i'd buy vanessa a nice ring!


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Then I'd hit on the Mailman.



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2004-12-13 01:02:07 AM  
Kobe was a good kid before vanessa!!
what a biatch...
 
2004-12-13 01:02:24 AM  
I like how he feels "betrayed," but he can stick his thick eight into any girl from Colorado that he wants to.
 
2004-12-13 01:03:58 AM  
rofl at the whole ordeal
 
2004-12-13 01:04:52 AM  
So, Kobe's going to rape Karl Malone next?
 
2004-12-13 01:05:19 AM  
Malone would crush Kobe's soul.
 
2004-12-13 01:06:01 AM  
How could anyone who has instant access to the goddess in deadone's first pic have even the slightest interest in the meatsack in the second pic.

/Kobe=moran
 
2004-12-13 01:06:12 AM  
hey, i know! let's turn this into a thread full of vanessa pics!

thanks in advance! ;-P
 
2004-12-13 01:07:06 AM  
"and Karl answered, 'I'm hunting for little Mexican girls.'"

BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA...

What does this rate on the Unintentional Comedy Scale?
 
2004-12-13 01:07:14 AM  
SECSManiac:

How could anyone who has instant access to the goddess in deadone's first pic have even the slightest interest in the meatsack in the second pic.

two words: Hugh Grant
 
2004-12-13 01:07:34 AM  
This isn't about love as in caring. This is about property as in ownership.

/Without Vanessa, Kobe would have nothing.
 
2004-12-13 01:08:11 AM  
I had to read that like four times to follow all the "and then he said she said that we said that..."

What a bunch of middle-school girls...
 
2004-12-13 01:09:56 AM  
ToStupidTooCare:

two words: Hugh Grant

How about Bill Clinton (although in his defense, I can imagine him preferring a little Oval-office intern action over the big freeze upstairs).
 
2004-12-13 01:10:13 AM  
I wish Kobe would just stop talking.
 
2004-12-13 01:12:17 AM  
Isn't the entire reason he married that girl because he was farking her when she was underage at the time?
 
2004-12-13 01:12:20 AM  
Anyone else find Mrs. Kobe as falling short in the veracity department?

I mean, she just oozes the appearence of greed...

/Step 1- marry baller
Step 2- ???
Step 3- profit
 
2004-12-13 01:13:36 AM  
Malone should have bought her a huge rock, then she'd be all over him.
 
2004-12-13 01:13:59 AM  
Hmm, yeah I just checked. Apparently he married Vanessa because he wanted to avoid statutory rape charges.

Vote for me if you would have sex with Kobe's wife.
 
2004-12-13 01:16:35 AM  
Sheeyat, I'd deliver it to her even on Sundays, through rain, hail, sleet and snow.
 
2004-12-13 01:16:36 AM  
SECSManiac:

How could anyone who has instant access to the goddess in deadone's first pic have even the slightest interest in the meatsack in the second pic.

/Kobe=moran


Someone once said, "No matter how hot the woman, somewhere there is a man tired of putting up with her shiat."
 
2004-12-13 01:17:00 AM  
How about Bill Clinton (although in his defense, I can imagine him preferring a little Oval-office intern action over the big freeze upstairs).

SECSManiac: nice call! I'll wait to see how the turn and river end up to see if i raise or fold.

/watching way too much WSP tourneys...
 
2004-12-13 01:19:04 AM  
I am now a big fan of the Mailman ! Karl was just talking Kobe does a little more than just talking. Karl should have beant Vanessa over a chair and spanked her for being a dumbass!
 
2004-12-13 01:19:45 AM  
This crap really makes me second guess my interest in sports. My very interest, in some small way, makes it possible for these overgrown children to have way more money than I can ever dream about. fark it. I'm done. The TV is going out the window. Seriously, why do we care about these people more than we do about our own lives? It's insane.
 
2004-12-13 01:22:43 AM  
Only thing Karl Malone love more than playin basketball is makin love to a purty lady, and Karl Malone love his basketball.

/Jimmy Kimmel
 
2004-12-13 01:24:16 AM  
This is too funny! I urge all of you that never RTFA, please RTFA. Kobe, the new Courtney Love. Move over Mike Tyson.
 
2004-12-13 01:26:40 AM  
Kobe: Shut up and do you're paid to do.
Karl: Find a team that play's Kobe several times this season, Use those meathammers to knock the kid's head sideways.

\secretly hopes Karl comes to play for the Spurs.
 
2004-12-13 01:26:52 AM  
"and Karl answered, 'I'm hunting for little Mexican girls.'"

What the hell?
 
2004-12-13 01:27:08 AM  
How come people aren't punching each other anymore?
I mean where are the fistycuffs. Instead their feelings are getting hurt. Boo hoo!! I aint a basketball fan so I want public bar room brawls if this guys are gonna be newsworthy.

And why's he called the mailman?
 
2004-12-13 01:27:54 AM  
News flash: the Lakers suck now, nobody cares.
 
2004-12-13 01:31:57 AM  
Seems like the mailman wants to give Vanessa a SPECIAL DELIVERY!

ahh!? AH!?

/I'll be here all night ladies and gents.
//no i wont i need sleep.
 
2004-12-13 01:32:15 AM  
gumpish, yes. THE Mailman.
 
2004-12-13 01:33:14 AM  
JesusMaryJosef: How come people aren't punching each other anymore?

Thats what the fans are for.
 
2004-12-13 01:34:07 AM  
JesusMaryJosef-

Because he "always delivers."

Apparently to teammates' wives, as well.
 
2004-12-13 01:34:38 AM  
I submitted this with a less funny headline.
 
2004-12-13 01:35:05 AM  
Ooops, i just basically repeated what you said already, JMJ. Sorry
 
2004-12-13 01:40:57 AM  
He talked about Shaq's private life, now the Mailman. I love this game.
 
2004-12-13 01:43:53 AM  
SchauerPower

Speaking of the "Diesel," I can't wait to hear his take on this. You know he's itching to give a sound bite or two.
 
2004-12-13 01:48:04 AM  
Ron Artest already hit Kobe's wife, however, that could mean a few things.
 
2004-12-13 01:50:20 AM  
I love that, Kobe farks some highschool attention whore and he thinks it's ok. Karl Malone suggests that he'd like to bone his wife and he snaps because they're married. Vanessa should ride Karl rodeo style and send the video to Kobe...
 
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