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		Psychiatrist pays parking ticket with money smeared with fecal matter (story.news.yahoo.com)		101
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eriksblackwell		2004-12-09 05:44:18 PM

These days hes lucky he didnt get charged with bio-terrorism.

plmyfngr		2004-12-09 05:49:35 PM

what a shiaty way to protest..

themnemosyne		2004-12-09 05:49:50 PM

Not surprisingly, this happens quite a bit. In fact, it happened when I was working at my local courthouse, at least once a year.

GoGoGo		2004-12-09 05:50:02 PM

maybe he should see a shrink

GoGoGo		2004-12-09 05:50:55 PM

and what the hell is an envelop.

cbm5		2004-12-09 05:51:05 PM

Yes, yes we do know where that's been.

MsStressa		2004-12-09 05:51:20 PM

Could have been worse; he could have used asspennies to pay the ticket.

whidbey		2004-12-09 05:52:58 PM

I wonder how he'd self-diagnose that one...

elchip		2004-12-09 05:56:35 PM

I can sum this fellow up in one word:

witty username		2004-12-09 06:00:03 PM

This is a

. From July.

Thanks submitter!!

5000_gallons_of_toothpaste		2004-12-09 06:03:58 PM

It doesn't work as well with paper money, dude. Stick to ass pennies. Like me!

Who wants some free pocket change?

NeoMort		2004-12-09 06:05:58 PM

An example of another repeat that'll come back around and get greenlit again every year or so...

missmez		2004-12-09 06:11:50 PM

Just as long as he doesn't try to make coffee from coffee beans shat out by a civet cat. Cause thats where I draw the line.

Wopat		2004-12-09 06:29:35 PM

witty username

Because it happened a long time ago, that makes it less interesting?

RocketRod		2004-12-09 07:25:04 PM

Anyone who'd side with this ass-clown (and that is a true use of the term) can start lining up right in front of me for a bracing boot-up-the-butt of "reality means responsibility" from my size 13's.

Besides there're really only two ways to get a parking ticket, either:
1) Selfishly ignore the signs.
2) Just don't give a damn about the signs.

/got tickets when I was a selfish moran
//don't get any tickets anymore

RocketRod		2004-12-09 07:26:50 PM

And sure I got a wild hair about this subject -- you would too if you worked on Wilshire Blvd. in Beverly Hills!

Outlaw2097		2004-12-09 10:19:51 PM

thats great...they finded him $250 more...this deserved

if anything...

Bonanza Jellybean		2004-12-09 10:20:40 PM

Ah, asspennies. What a classic sketch.

Balchinian		2004-12-09 10:21:18 PM

In other news, JFK was shot today.

koolkatzc		2004-12-09 10:22:09 PM

RocketRod:
bracing boot-up-the-butt of "reality means responsibility" from my size 13's.

Very subtle. Must be compensating for something. ;)

vabeard		2004-12-09 10:22:37 PM

Physician, heal thyself

DinoVomit		2004-12-09 10:23:38 PM

This story reeks of 3 month old leftovers.

Nanookanano		2004-12-09 10:25:08 PM

So Mister McPike, how long have you felt this obsession with the products of your bowel movements? Did your mother have difficulty potty training you? Can you remember any embarrassing episodes when your potty training failed? Do you involve excrement in your sexplay? Do you require stimulation of your anus to be able to ejaculate? Have you ever lingered over scat pictures? Did you enjoy them, and become erect?

/armchair psychology

nanyeanduril		2004-12-09 10:26:35 PM

Did anyone skim the headline and see:

"Psychiatrist pays parking ticket with fecal matter smeared monkey."?

My wife tells me I need to be more observent.

HAVE YOU SEEN MY WIFE?!

Halfmast Trousers		2004-12-09 10:27:18 PM

Way to fight the power!!

RayD8		2004-12-09 10:27:31 PM

All I could picture was Biff doing the "Think McPike, Think" bit.

I hate manure!

Balchinian		2004-12-09 10:29:22 PM

Actually, I read it "Fecal matter smeared honey". Not sure what that is all about.

Five Inch Taint		2004-12-09 10:29:49 PM

nanyeanduril:

Did anyone skim the headline and see:

"Psychiatrist pays parking ticket with fecal matter smeared monkey."?

No, I think that was probably just you.

jonasborg		2004-12-09 10:31:01 PM

RayD8

Who the hell is McPike?

DarKrow		2004-12-09 10:32:05 PM

What would Freud say about this?

Balchinian		2004-12-09 10:33:06 PM

DarKrow:

Freud would say that sometimes an asspenny is just an asspenny.

Mugato		2004-12-09 10:33:56 PM

Yeah, real HERO. Way to stick it to some hapless clerk. No wonder people come to work with guns.

Six-Wings		2004-12-09 10:34:18 PM

oh man, I can't tell youhow many times I wanted to do that to someone when I was a kid... hahahah....

These days, not so much.

/got nothin'

RayD8		2004-12-09 10:34:34 PM

jonasborg

McPike is the alleged smearer. I don't know why but that scene just popped in there.

fuzzyslippers		2004-12-09 10:35:30 PM

It always amazes me to the extent that people will go to be asshats. This guy went through way too much effort to make a point.

Balchinian		2004-12-09 10:37:41 PM

I dunno, wiping your butt doesn't seem like a lot of effort. Not *extra* effort anyway, unless you weren't planning on doing it to begin with.

Goodfella		2004-12-09 10:38:42 PM

Didn't some guy do this in a Stephen King book once? Was it Tommyknocker? Good idea though. Those farkers are going to charge you $30-40 just to park your car for a few minutes, then thats what they get. Scumbags.

In the wild west, you could ride up and park your horse anywhere, but now, they want to tell you that you cant even park on a public street that your tax dollars are paying for. Those parking pigs can suck it.

TheInsatiablePoppySeed		2004-12-09 10:39:37 PM

I know its been referenced already but:

"Those pennies were in my ass. YOU HANDLE MY ASS-PENNIES EVERYDAY! YOU ALL HANDLE MY ASS PENNIES"

/UCB enthusiast

BillyTheCondescendingSheepherder		2004-12-09 10:40:54 PM

Hey, I can see his point. I'd be upset too if I had to pay a...

**reads article**

...$5 parking ticket? WTF? That's how much it costs to park legally for like 30 minutes most places.

FreudulentSplit		2004-12-09 10:41:11 PM

Doesn't everyone?

No?

cosmiquemuffin		2004-12-09 10:41:26 PM

yer right Goodfella, it was in Tommyknockers. Some white trash made a donation of a poo-smeared dollar to her charity, and she threw it in the wash which seemed to clean it fine.

I tell ya what though, some of the most farked up people I've known have worked in the mental health field...

RayD8		2004-12-09 10:43:43 PM

BillyTheCondescendingSheepherder

Yeah, he really showed them.

Ed_Abbey		2004-12-09 10:44:34 PM

old news
nothing to see here, move along

Newbaca		2004-12-09 10:46:24 PM

Shrinks go into the mental health field cause they're mostly neurotic and want the free treatment.

Usually doesn't work.

DaveKap		2004-12-09 10:47:08 PM

Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?

/wonders why he was the first to mention this.

gameshowhost		2004-12-09 10:48:31 PM

"Assistant Des Moines County Attorney Heidi Van Winkle...

pHatidic		2004-12-09 10:50:38 PM

heh I read it as monkey instead of money.

Balchinian		2004-12-09 10:50:39 PM

It just occurred to me that psychiatrists get a couple hundred bucks an hour. He may *always* use money to wipe his butt. He may have just handed them the bills from the "used" section of his wallet.