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2004-12-09 03:17:54 PM
namaste
Well, I never did have an Italian grandmother so I suppose it is just speculation on my part. I checked on E-bay but the S/H is insane on real-live people :(

hehe
 
Ant
2004-12-09 03:18:43 PM
bludstone:

If you want Italian food, avoid chains. Find a local, family owned restaurant. It'll be 30x as good, and maybe 5$ more expensive. But its worth it!

Not always. I've had food from local, family owned resaurants that was 30x worse than Olive Garden. At least OG is consistent.

Still, I do like the good local ones better than OG
 
2004-12-09 03:19:07 PM
i puke in the olive garden in lexington ky once about 12 years ago. they will not let me return. well maybe
 
2004-12-09 03:19:59 PM
i puke in the olive garden in lexington ky once about 12 years ago. they will not let me return. well maybe

I think that's what they're passing off as their new scampi dish.
 
2004-12-09 03:20:55 PM
Ant

Yup, i agree with ya here Ant. We don't have many restaurants right where I live and on the few occasions I've gone to them... oof, its microwave food, literally straight from the grocery store to my plate.

Chains might have mass produced food but at least its variety.
 
2004-12-09 03:21:46 PM
Mom to be: Let's see, I can eat the food or have a baby....I'll be right back. Start without me!
 
2004-12-09 03:22:15 PM
Well, I went to college in Springfield, MO (the little town that Stephen King got freaked out by...no joke) and we had just about every national chain of everything, including the Olive Garden. The last time I was in an Olive Garden was in 1997, and we were there for salad and breadsticks and bottles of wine. Didn't think we would, but we ended up there for about 5 hours and got increasingly drunk on cheap ass wine. We gave our server a great tip, because my buddy spilled minestrone all over her shirt. I'll never eat there again.
 
2004-12-09 03:23:56 PM
ArcadianRefugee Any more we need explained?

Lily Connor
Fb+
MayoBoy
 
2004-12-09 03:23:56 PM
haplo53: my point is that I'd rather tourists patronize New York establishments than some soulless chain whose headquarters are in Orlando, Florida.

I'm not gonna drag them anywhere else or be pretentious about it, and I'm certainly not going to change my opinion either -- because that's all it is, an opinion.
 
Ant
2004-12-09 03:29:52 PM
john_frink:

Cheap food in tacky settings sold to people who can't tell real food from processed crap.

Give me a farking break! Sometimes I want some Red Robin bottomless fries.

Get off your high horse
 
2004-12-09 03:36:29 PM
Haplo

The reason NYCers think they know is because we have EVERYTHING here! We DO have the opportunity to know, and NYCers are NYCers because we take advantage of all of it. There must be over 1,000 Italian restaurants in NYC, and god knows I have been to many of them. No doubt, the worst one is Olive Garden. If you are from the Midwest and all you have is OG, then can understand that maybe you'd like it, but isn't the point of traveling to experience new things? It's like going to France and only eating McDonalds!

Ant- It isn't about a high horse (ill admit I haven't read John Frink's post) its about FOOD!

Hate OG but love me a TGIF :-)
 
Ant
2004-12-09 03:42:17 PM
sherman uber alles:

Furthermore, MEXICAN CUISINE DOES NOT USE OLIVES! That pisses the hell out of me when I go somewhere and they put olives on my taco. It's like if someone put ketchup on pad thai. It makes me want to he-biatch man-slap the head chef.
Unless you want to fly to Mexico for Mexican food or take a trip to Thailand the next time you want pad thai, I'd suggest you get over it. Immigrants to a country are always going to be influenced by that country.
 
Ant
2004-12-09 03:45:17 PM
fiddle-faddle: Has anybody here eaten at Buca di Beppo?


I like it, but not as much as my friends and family do. Unfortunately, I like seafood and always want to try some of Buca di Beppo's seafood dishes, but nobody else in my party ever likes seafood.

How the fark can someone not like seafood?!?
 
2004-12-09 03:50:09 PM
Mrs Ho

Brilliant!
 
2004-12-09 03:51:58 PM
Ant

How the fark can someone not like seafood?!?

Beats me.

 
2004-12-09 03:52:02 PM
EdudBor

I live in NYC. We have places to eat here that don't cost a fortune that are wonderful. ZaZa is one of the few Italian restaurants in the city that tastes like the way they do things in Italy. If you want to spend a fortune, Felidia is the best Italian restaurant hands down. For pizza, you can go to Mario Battali's place Otto (which, despite the name, is not expensive), or you can go to Grimaldi's under the Brooklyn Bridge, or you can go Lombardi's (First Pizzeria in America, but it's a bit dirty). There are other good places, but the vast majority of Italian resturants is stuff that you can make at home for better and cheaper.

If you don't live near good Italian places, you can watch Mario Battali, Felidia Bastianich, Emeril Lagasse and many others on the Food Network and make a wonderful meal yourself. The best food has the freshest ingredients. I guess it's ironic that most Americans live in the agrarian regions of the country and don't have the access to ingredients that we in NYC do.

The masses don't have different tastes; they have unimaginative tastes. The masses are the average person. Think of the average person. Now remember, half the people are dumber than they are. I pity people who can't appreciate the difference fresh ground black pepper, fresh garlic, fresh chopped onion, fresh basil, fresh oregano, sea salt and really good extra virgin olive oil make in a simple, nothing fancy marinara sauce. Not appreciating good, fresh food is just sad and pathetic. Come on America, elevate yourselves above the same damn food you have been eating since the advent of canned food.
 
2004-12-09 03:53:15 PM
Ant

Maybe true, but not always. You can get some authentic food all over NYC, and I am sure in other parts of the USA too.
 
2004-12-09 03:53:22 PM
I'll bet a crisp new $2 bill that the female employee didn't have a green card, and the manager didn't want her to be discovered.
 
Ant
2004-12-09 03:55:10 PM
namaste:

my grandmother was sicilian, right off the boat. she lived to cook her, her entire life revolved around it - very stereotypical. and no matter how many times she showed me how to make lasagna, chicken parm, marsala, etc.. it would NEVER come out as good as hers.

Anyone want to rent out their Italian grandma to me?
 
2004-12-09 04:00:37 PM
Ant

Yeah, everyone should get an Italian grandma.

It is weird, I have yet to meet an Italian who's grandmother was not the greatest cook. And I have had other Italian grandmas' foods. And they are wonderful (of course nothing is like my own grandma's)

Mangia!
 
2004-12-09 04:02:42 PM
Ant

Who cares about picking up a shriveled old Italian grandma to cook for them, when you can pick up one of the newer models:



And she can cook the hell out of food, to boot.
 
2004-12-09 04:04:54 PM
I actually love Buca de Beppo. There's one right across from where they used to play hockey (when there was hockey to play) here in Columbus. Is the food the best? Nah, but there's naught wrong with it. I've had just about everything on the menu (including the seafood) and it's all good. If you've got a party of 20 people (which we often do), you just go, eat until you're stupid, and throw $25 on the table, and bail.

Also, if you've never had it, their after-dinner limoncello drink is just friggin' awesome.
 
2004-12-09 04:05:50 PM
As something of a footnote to posting Giada's picture, god help me but watching her prepare a turkey with olive oil and herbs and then rubbing it down was positively arousing.

Too bad Mrs. O_E_M was in the room, and noticed.

/needs help
 
2004-12-09 04:11:28 PM
Ant

Anyone want to rent out their Italian grandma to me?

ahhh i wish i could but alas she has passed on, as they usually do. man do i miss that cookin'...oh yeah i miss her too. hehehe.

but thanksgiving isn't the same without the usual 3 course meal. sadness.
 
2004-12-09 04:13:51 PM
Speaking of mockery of food, please refer to every Chinese restaurant in the United States.

Wok22 is coincidentally the name of the crapass Chinese restaurant across the street from my high school.
 
2004-12-09 04:19:17 PM
wok22

The only Chinese food we eat is when we are out with my Chinese friend and we go to some hole in the wall with an all Chinese menu let him order for us. Many places in Flushing in NYC and there is one place right in the middle of hell near China block in DC.
 
2004-12-09 04:21:13 PM
wok22

I will never eat at every Chinese restaurant in the United States again!

The last time I was there we figured out the tip was going to be about seven dollars, so I pulled out a five, and also a two dollar bill that I keep in my wallet. I thought the waitress would think it was pretty cool.

Man, was I WRONG! She thought it was a FAKE!

She actually had the bean bags to not only tell the manager, but on her way back stopped by a table with two cops at it (who she apparently knew) and told them I was passing phony bills! Fortunately, they knew she was a bit of a goofball, and as soon as they saw the bill, they had a huge laugh about it. I was mortified.

I will never go back.
 
2004-12-09 04:22:34 PM
Olive Garden-I hate the hell out of that place. Not so much for the food, but for the farking upsell and "handling" that you get there. Drop the damn script and treat me like a good restaraunt would, and I will only hate you half as much.

Buca de Beppo-Its OK, but why bother? I hate places that try to be "fun".

We go to a little storefront Italian place where the food is fresh, the staff is professional, and the food kicks ass! I always use this place to take guests, because I know they will be impressed.
 
2004-12-09 04:26:39 PM
Olive Garden is okay, but if you're in NYC you HAVE to go to Carmine's. And don't go alone!
 
2004-12-09 04:30:34 PM
Go to Il Latini in Florence, Italy and you will redefine what an eating experience should be.

From Frommers:
Uncle Narcisso Latini opened this cheap locals' eatin' joint in 1950, though it now gets as many tourists as Florentines. Arrive at 7:30pm to get in the crowd massed at the door, for even with a reservation you'll have to wait as they skillfully fit parties together at the communal tables. In fact, getting thrown together with strangers and sharing a common meal is part of the fun here. Under hundreds of hanging prosciutto ham hocks, the waiters try their hardest to keep a menu away from you and serve instead a filling, traditional set meal with bottomless wine. This usually kicks off with ribollita and pappa al pomodoro or penne strascicate (in a rag mixed with cream). If everyone agrees on the arrosto misto, you can get a table-filling platter heaped high with assorted roast meats. Finish off with a round of cantucci con vin santo for everyone.
 
2004-12-09 04:37:12 PM
I will never eat at Il Latini in Florence, Italy again! Oh forget it. . . you guys are no fun.
 
2004-12-09 04:43:52 PM
"Olive Garden is okay, but if you're in NYC you HAVE to go to Carmine's. And don't go alone!"

I'll have to admit, Carmine's is damn good & fun. Especially the one in the UWS, with the bar in it.
 
Ant
2004-12-09 04:44:54 PM
Lee Harvey Osmond: Buca de Beppo-Its OK, but why bother? I hate places that try to be "fun".


Yeah. Who the fark do people think they are trying to be fun and all?

/a sarcasm detector? Oh that's *really* useful
 
2004-12-09 04:46:12 PM
PC LOAD LETTER
Go to Il Latini in Florence, Italy and you will redefine what an eating experience should be.

dude, I went there; it sucked. If you're in firenze, you should hit up il fornaio.
 
Ant
2004-12-09 04:47:24 PM
PC LOAD LETTER:

In fact, getting thrown together with strangers and sharing a common meal is part of the fun here.


I don't want to share a meal with a bunch of filthy strangers
 
2004-12-09 05:00:37 PM
Ant I was more referring to places like Pepe's, since all the mexicans I know know how to cook their own food. And it's been my experience that "ethnic" restaurants rarely assimilate their food (except maybe Greek food...) to the "new" culture.

Lee Harvey Osmond I know what you mean. It's one thing if the staff is friendly/jokes around but it shouldn't be protocol. Joe's Crab Shack is really bad with that, with inane crap like all the wait staff break dancing on the half-hour. And the food isn't great either, really just like Applebee's, except more expensive (and Applebee's is overpriced to begin with) and with crappy fishing stuff on the walls instead of old license plates and whatnot...
 
2004-12-09 05:14:42 PM
haplo53

Did and liked it. Sorry to hear about the Il Latini experience. We had to look a bit harder in Florence for really good food. Il Latini was an experience and we loved the food, but we had better food in a nice place near the train station run by a Canadian dude and his Italian wife. We had gelato at a Frommer's recommended place that was so bad, Good Humor would have been better and we threw it out. The city has become overtouristed.

Next time we go, we will be speaking Italian and THAT is the key. We went to a pizza place on the other bank of the Arno that a cabbie recommended. No one spoke English and you had to order by the gram. It was, without a doubt, THE best pizza ever, and we had pizza often, so we know. Patata was the best. Yum!
 
2004-12-09 05:18:18 PM
All this talk, and not one mention of Cracker Barrel?

You people hurt me. Spend 10 hours on the road, and I challenge anyone not to call Cracker Barrel the greatest goddamn tasting thing on earth.

I never shave and have long hair. The whole place stares at me everytime I eat there.

Ten-Four, Over and Out, Good Buddies.
 
2004-12-09 05:20:18 PM
halfof33

*snicker*
 
2004-12-09 05:29:09 PM
Because it fits so perfectly with this story, here's a recipe for placenta lasagna, placenta spaghetti bolognaise, and a nice placenta cocktail.
 
2004-12-09 05:39:44 PM
REO-Speedwagon: the food at Cracker Barrel is deee-lish, but in VA they discriminate against homosexuals (they won't hire them and will fire them if they find out), so I stopped going there about 15 years ago.
 
2004-12-09 06:19:30 PM
"the food at Cracker Barrel is deee-lish"

I know what all of those words mean, but that sentence does not make sense.

/extremely obscure.
 
2004-12-09 06:34:24 PM
halfof33:

golf clap for humor and humility!
 
2004-12-09 07:06:41 PM
Yeah, Olive Garden sucks in general, but the minestrone isn't half bad. When you're travelling or otherwise limited in options, a good bowl or two of that and some cheap wine...bliss. Grate parmesan on top for added tastiness.
 
2004-12-09 07:13:10 PM
I really like those Stouffers frozen lasagnas you can buy at Costco as a foot square deep frozen ingot.

Once you get then cooked (takes a farking HOUR) they're yummmmmy all week.
 
2004-12-09 08:05:54 PM
i worked there as a teenager o about two years ago and the team consists of potheads, hardworking mexicans and buttholes. theyre so mean and clique-y as hell. everyone talks smack on every one and the teens who are "hosts" and "to-go specialists" will do anything and say horrible things to make you fall. and the customers were alcoholic asswipes.
 
2004-12-09 08:07:45 PM
but their health insurance was pretty good. but selfish greedy corporate hores wouldnt let you have alfredo sauce for free
 
2004-12-09 09:56:05 PM
Police say the woman speaks Spanish and authorities are having a little trouble learning why she didn't seek medical help.

two words: illegal and alien.
 
2004-12-10 09:44:28 AM
I can't beleive it took 300 posts to get to the point that this woman can't speak english. Now the child is American! Yeah! He can collect social security now.. Yippee!

/We welcome our little baby invaders from mexico.
 
2004-12-10 11:39:35 AM
300+ posts and not one quote from Principal Scudworth.


Shadowy Figure: I think we should settle this... in person.
Scudworth: How about the Olive Garden, when you're there, its like being in the kitchen of a delightful Italian stereotype!
Shadowy Figure: No, somewhere more private, YOUR PLACE, FRIDAY, NO DAIRY..............please
Scudworth: DAMMIT! I haven't been to the Olive Garden in like forever!
 
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