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(Yahoo)   DNA samples wanted from Osama's family, let's hope these aren't the cloning scientists   ( divider line
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1199 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Feb 2002 at 2:37 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-02-27 02:39:32 PM  
2002-02-27 02:39:35 PM  
I've got your DNA facial right here
2002-02-27 02:41:15 PM  
Great headline! Let's clone him so we can kill him many times!
2002-02-27 02:41:37 PM  
The wealthy bin Laden family of Saudi Arabia has disowned the terrorist leader.

no shiat sherlock
2002-02-27 02:43:13 PM  
If the glove don't fit, you must acquit?
2002-02-27 02:44:11 PM  
Great headline! Let's clone him so we can kill him many times!

That might actually be kind of fun. A real life version of the many computer games made after 9/11.
2002-02-27 02:45:09 PM  
maybe, just maybe, they found remains of some towel-head in a cave.....but they aren't saying anything yet... ever think of that ? uhn ? uhn? did ya ?? uhn ??
2002-02-27 02:49:45 PM  
Hey, G Dubya gotta kill something.
2002-02-27 02:56:32 PM  
I guess most people don't seem to realize that if one was to clone Osama, he WOUDLN'T be Osama! It's like having your cat fluffy cloned. It will look exactly the same but it's not fluffy. Clone Elvis and there's an excellent chance the clone will actually be talented. Cloning duplicates the physical body, not the intellectual property that resides within.
2002-02-27 03:04:34 PM  
Meshman, take it a little more seriously, will ya?
2002-02-27 03:15:49 PM  
Mytwocents: And you thought the day would never come. Yep,1 posted in the bio. How must did it cost ya?
2002-02-27 03:16:40 PM  
much, much, much aarrrggghh!
2002-02-27 03:17:35 PM  
I posted this as a link from CNN many, many hours ago. OH WELL!
2002-02-27 03:21:01 PM  
"...if the glove don't fit, you must acquit..."

Oops. Wrong DNA outlaw.
2002-02-27 03:35:12 PM  
Doesn't matter, I'm going to become a moderator soon anyway (thereby ending my days of submitting articles at all).
2002-02-27 05:35:36 PM  
So how much of him is left if they need DNA. I always hoped they would catch him alive so some crazy could snipe him at his trial.
2002-02-28 12:00:33 AM  
Wouldn't it be a hoot if they got a bunch of samples from the family and concluded that Osama is a bastard?
2002-02-28 01:30:43 PM  
Headline could have read:

Laura Bush visited Afghanistan before honeymoon - GW requests Bin Laden DNA.
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