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(ajc)   Coach Bobby Knight yelling at someone   ( divider line
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4534 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Feb 2002 at 9:37 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-02-27 02:36:51 PM  
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2002-02-28 09:41:06 PM  
Back off buddy, I got IMS!
2002-02-28 09:43:49 PM  
I don't care what you say, nutmeg isn't going to make my god'dam apple cobbler any better!
2002-02-28 09:43:57 PM  
I don't have to sit down, I paid good money for these Dio seats and I'll do whatever the fugg I want !
2002-02-28 09:46:10 PM  
I can't sit down, this guy behind me thinks my asshole is a pencil sharpener.
2002-02-28 09:46:34 PM  
"Wanna hear the most annoying noise in the world? WWEEEEAHHHAHHHHAHHGHGHGHGHGHHHHAHA!"
2002-02-28 09:46:59 PM  
"If you want to hear every farking thing I'm saying, watch "Season on the Brink" March 10th only on ESPN (viewer discretion strongly advised)"
2002-02-28 09:47:05 PM  
"... and then I said to her it would be like throwing a sausage down a hallway with her past..."
2002-02-28 09:47:29 PM  
"And I say that The Powerpuff Girls are better than Johnny Bravo!"
2002-02-28 09:48:29 PM  
"I'm Bobby Knight. I'm a HUGE asshole!"
2002-02-28 09:48:49 PM  
I can't believe they got Brian F**king Dennehy to play me.
2002-02-28 09:48:51 PM  
Hey, I know this should be a photoshop instead, but what the fugg do you want me to do about it? Hit the ref on the head with a chair?
2002-02-28 09:49:29 PM  
2002-02-28 09:50:13 PM  
2002-02-28 09:50:16 PM  
I want my happy cake oven, and I want it now!
2002-02-28 09:50:19 PM  
....he doesn't even look like me...or sound like me...what the fark were they thinking?
2002-02-28 09:50:20 PM  
No mutha fugger I am not related in any way to John Madden !
2002-02-28 09:50:33 PM  
my face is stuck.
2002-02-28 09:51:18 PM  
HEY, YOU LOUSY [unprofessional] SON OF A [unladylike verb]-ING [unpleasant bile-dwelling species of parasite]!!! GET YOUR [adjective thought lost for centuries] [crude anatomical reference] IN THE ZONE OR I'LL [threat used only once by a Gaullish lord, right before his own people disowned him for being a barbarian]!!! DO YOU [blasphemous]-ING HEAR ME, YOU [Cartheginian profanity suggesting carnal knowledge of livestock, one's own mother, and several nearby trees]?!!!
2002-02-28 09:51:48 PM  
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2002-02-28 09:52:12 PM  
I'm a misunderstood genious that picked this brillaint red and orange shirt to go with this sweater. Do you like it? Huh? Huh? come on I bet you'd liked to Fark me you ref! Do you think I'm a Homo? Do you? Should I remind you who you are tryin to Fark, I'm Bobby F'n Knight. Later I'm going to slam your head into the ground and make you call me Robert! No not Robert! Rob! And then you will realize you are such a F'n idiot cuz (Pulls crap stained toilet paper out) you are this, you crappy ref, you're like a what is on this toilet paper.... Gargling sounds from the ref being choked to death.........
2002-02-28 09:52:24 PM  
2002-02-28 09:53:08 PM  
2002-02-28 09:53:18 PM  
'I just made a booboo on the floor...look! WAAAHHHH!!!'
2002-02-28 09:55:43 PM  
How are you today?
2002-02-28 09:56:26 PM  
"When my time on Earth is gone, and my activities here are past I want that they should bury me upside down. So my critics can kiss my ass."
2002-02-28 09:56:53 PM  
Hey, come back here! You didn't tell me if angora or cashmere would work better!
2002-02-28 09:57:21 PM  
"....and on top of all that, I'm constipated like you wouldn't believe!"
2002-02-28 09:58:19 PM  
'Drew' out of jail now, or your @ss is mine!
2002-02-28 09:58:48 PM  
"Screw you, you louse inbred scrotum licking, sphincter chewing, near-sighted, zebra shirted, cousin loving...............ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
2002-02-28 09:59:31 PM  
"How the fvck are ya?!"
2002-02-28 10:01:12 PM  
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I never was good at directions.
2002-02-28 10:01:29 PM  
"Really, all I actually want is a hug. And if I don't get one, I'll kick your blind ref ass, you stupid sack of $#!7."
2002-02-28 10:02:38 PM  
I have a cavity.
2002-02-28 10:03:15 PM  
"Nanoo Nanoo"
2002-02-28 10:05:15 PM  
Come over here and pull my finger!
2002-02-28 10:07:10 PM  
C-raing KIL GOAR!~ C-raing KIL GOAR!~ C-raing KIL GOAR!~ C-raing KIL
2002-02-28 10:08:58 PM  
I'mmmmmmmmm havinggggggggggg chestttttttttttt painssssssssssssss............ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. PLONK!
2002-02-28 10:11:41 PM  
My shirt matches i SWEAR! No, I'm not colorblind, what kind of moron are you? You wanna fsck with me? I'm Bobby F'n Knight, I'll strangle your baby while you sleep!
2002-02-28 10:11:46 PM  
2002-02-28 10:12:26 PM  
"You're not the boss of Tiger-bot Hesh!"
2002-02-28 10:14:29 PM  
"It's Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start, Godammit!"
2002-02-28 10:14:47 PM  
(suprised no one has posted this yet)

I'll fark you till you love me!!!!!!

2002-02-28 10:16:43 PM  
2002-02-28 10:22:02 PM  
"Hey Ref! What do you say when your television starts to float away in the dark?

FREEZE, attractive and successful African-American!"
2002-02-28 10:22:11 PM  
I think the new Texas Tech mandatory athletics fee is OUTRAGEOUS! What? I don't have to pay it? Go Tech!
2002-02-28 10:27:15 PM  
Dammit I said tell this guy to stop poking me in the arse with that white... thing!
2002-02-28 10:30:39 PM  
2002-02-28 10:32:36 PM  
and there go my NIPPies again!
2002-02-28 10:37:09 PM  

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