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shennanigans.

Before people biatch, a "kip" is British slang for a nap...

Hmmm... finding dried blood in his hair wasn't his first clue? Weird...

Seems like you would, you know, remember a nail going in your head.

Hmm... I guess the doctor always put his thumb on the same area of the X-Ray until now.

Was it this person?

Man if I had a nickle for every time.......

Brought this to mind for some reason:

I scream but the pain never ebbs ..


Excedrin headache # 75.. Friggin nail in my Noggen

Once,I had several 2-inch nails imbedded in my back from a Hong Kong stripper.

But that's another story.

I had four years of headaches once. Her name was Emily

I think the reporter for this story hit the nail right on the head with this one.

It hurts right here. Not so much here or here, but right here....

My only question is was there beer and the words "Hey y'all watch this!" involved?

Amateur

Hey, well whadya know, this part of my head, right here, is magnetic, how about that!

I am in the process of suing major record labels, artists and radio networks for leaving me unable to function because I still have Nine Inch Nails embedded in my head, after all these years, it still gives me headaches.

Too bad it wasn't a crayon.

Ah, the pride and joy of Memphis.

I wish I had a nail gun.

Scientist: We could perform a surgery and remove the crayon from your brain. It could vastly increase your brain power. Or it could possibly kill you.
Homer: Hmm... Increase my killing power, eh?

a similar thing happened to me once, when i got a nail stuck in my ear. went to er and everything. had it in there for a couple of weeks, but luckily it certainly wasn't two inches. strangely, he doctor said leave it in there, it will come out naturally (i was like fcuk off, but he still eft it in ther). but the thing was it was ok most of time, except when i lay with my head on that side, when it was a bit painful. i should've said i was in agony or something. the thing got embedded right down in the deep bit when i was wanging about in my ear after i'd been nibbling, it was obviously still just on there, when i put the finger (my little one) in my ear...

oh

"The man originally said he couldn't imagine how it got there. Then he remembered banging his head at work at around the time the headaches started."
What did he bang his head on? A nailgun?

Thank gawd.

the worst experience i ever had with nails was when i was doing the garden and i lent back on the fence right on the pointy little biatch straight through the ass the worst was when i pulled my self off the thing pretty much ripped my whole ass off

omgeekiwanttohaveyourbabies

Yeah, but I bet he didn't survive a harpoon in the face.

That happened to me too, 'cept it wasn't at a construction
site, it was in someone's back yard that we weren't supposed
to be in, and it wasn't in my head, it was in my neck,
though it wasn't a nail, it was bee sting, and I think I
cried 'cuz it hurt really bad... but I got over it.

A nail, a bee sting... what's the difference? Ya it hurts,
ya a lot of people don't understand the pain, but the guy's
got to get over it and move on. Take a deep breath, pull
out the stinger, nail, wood drill bits, hack saw, machette,
whatever... and get on with your life.

well obviously, the nail injured the part of the brain that tells you when a 2 inch nail has just penetrated your brain. ipso facto.

Was it...POWDER BLUE?

/Extended warranty? How can I lose??

GSC.... that's my explaination.


"This reminds me of when you tried to drill a hole in your head."

"That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me."

Uh, my post has disappeared? I'll post again:

Now, the man is looking forward to his first decent kip in ages after surgeons removed the nail.


What the heck is a kip?

freeleee

Press ctrl-f. Type in 'kip'.

ahhhh, the benefits of reading the thread.

2004-12-08 07:53:39 PM gromitcu

Before people biatch, a "kip" is British slang for a nap...


from a totalfarker none the less

shanrick wins.

who waits FOUR YEARS to go to the doctor when they have persistent headaches???

i'm a wimp. i'd be at the doctor on day 3.

"Then he remembered banging his head at work at around the time the headaches started."

I'd say that's a little more than "banging your head."
Really, how does a person not realize a TWO INCH nail getting embedded in their skull? I think he's leaving out the part about all the So-ju he drank that day.

I suppose its possible to embed a nail in just the right spot, you know, the spot that makes you care about things like nails going into your head.

I suspect that some traumas damage the brain in such a way that your are incapable of recognizing that the damage took place.