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(The Birthday Girl)   Farkette Alexandra is 29 today. Feel free to leave your condolences on her message board.   ( divider line
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2002-02-27 02:39:56 PM  
Oh man. I'm taking bets on how mean-spirited this is going to get.
2002-02-27 02:40:09 PM be 29 again

happy birthday!
2002-02-27 02:41:34 PM  
*hits refresh* again and again

Look at the pretty counter going up! 425 450 500


(P.S. Happy birthday, Alexandra)
2002-02-27 02:42:14 PM  
Happy birthday to you!

That being said, I don't feel sorry for you. I'm older than you.
2002-02-27 02:42:14 PM  
Hey, she's almost as old as Sweater Girl!

Please don't hurt me, SG.
2002-02-27 02:42:52 PM  
wow, another b-day PSA. yah!!

2002-02-27 02:42:56 PM  
Young whippersnappers got no respect....
2002-02-27 02:43:20 PM  

ill take 'very' to 'really'...
2002-02-27 02:43:22 PM  
29, schmenty-nine
2002-02-27 02:43:29 PM  
I'm sure she's nice an all, but why should we care?

Is every farker getting a birthday mention now or did she suck Drew off?
2002-02-27 02:45:18 PM  
2002-02-27 02:46:26 PM  
I feel like it's my birthday when I find out that there are people out there who're even more lame than I am.

2002-02-27 02:46:50 PM  
show us your tits!
2002-02-27 02:48:47 PM  
is that a typo ..u sure its 29?
2002-02-27 02:49:17 PM  
Big deal, I'm turning 30 tomorrow.

You want angst??? I got yer farking angst!
2002-02-27 02:50:28 PM  
Same birthday as Chelsea Clinton and Ralph Nader!

Happy B-day to you all!
2002-02-27 02:50:52 PM  
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Here have some cash, that's what I like for my birthday

Happy Birthday :)
2002-02-27 02:53:47 PM  
happy birthday!!
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2002-02-27 02:54:52 PM  
29 AGAIN this year?!

That routine is getting LAME.......
2002-02-27 02:55:32 PM  
Happy Birthday Alexandra!
2002-02-27 02:57:48 PM  
Didn't I see that photo on Cliff Yablonski?
2002-02-27 03:01:21 PM  
"Farkette Alexandra is 29 today."

So are a few hundred thousand people. I fail to see the relevance.
2002-02-27 03:02:24 PM  
Happy B-day! Do have fun "Mom". ;-)
2002-02-27 03:02:28 PM  
Alexandra open up a can of this to those who disrespect you....

[image from too old to be available]

2002-02-27 03:02:44 PM  
I just had another anniversary of turning 29.
2002-02-27 03:02:53 PM  
Maybe the fact that she's an admin's wife has something to do with it?
2002-02-27 03:06:34 PM  

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Happy Birthday

2002-02-27 03:07:17 PM  
Admins wife?
Oh great, thats my comment gone. I hate censors.
2002-02-27 03:09:33 PM  
It's all downhill from 29. enjoy.
2002-02-27 03:11:21 PM  
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2002-02-27 03:13:10 PM  
has someone already said:

*YAWN* ?
2002-02-27 03:18:48 PM  
Happy B-day, Alexandra!

Have no fear, it's 30 that you have to worry about!!!

2002-02-27 03:19:31 PM  
2002-02-27 03:22:24 PM  
Um, my birthday's on September 9th. I better get a farking mention, too, or I want my money back.

Oh wait...

2002-02-27 03:24:12 PM  
29...that was a long time ago.....


CONGRATS on the rugrat.
2002-02-27 03:31:24 PM  
Yay! I will be 31 tomorrow!
2002-02-27 03:31:26 PM  
Yay! I will be 31 tomorrow!
2002-02-27 03:33:40 PM  
02-27-02 03:06:34 PM Scraping-fetus-off-the-wheel

OMFG, LMAO! That is cracking me up!
2002-02-27 03:36:21 PM  
yo today's the first year anniversary of my alarm clock
can i get a link?
2002-02-27 03:45:53 PM  
ferndale high school in ferndale michigan. flute. what's up with that?
nothing at all interesting has happened to you since 1991? i don;t understand why anyone would write that. flute. is it me? am i the one that is wrong here?
2002-02-27 03:48:19 PM  
Ouch!. Who beat her with the ugly stick.
2002-02-27 03:49:46 PM  
No offense to this chick, but that is verging on the most boring site I have ever visited.

Is this a slow news day?

PS. Did she go to band camp?
2002-02-27 03:54:08 PM  
Jesus. Could you be any uglier?
2002-02-27 04:12:35 PM  
I turned 29 in July of 1994. Clinton was just finishing the first half of his first term, and I was about to finish my second Master's, after which I would jet off to the hustle and bustle of Dayton, Ohio for my job placement. My first marriage had less than two years left in it. 7 1/2 years, 5 residences, 3 cities, and one wife later, here I am, a bigger farkoff than ever.
2002-02-27 04:14:49 PM  
Dang, I just looked at that site. Almost ALoD material.
2002-02-27 04:15:31 PM  
I do believe I've started a trend here :^)

Lord Argent, fark pioneer.
2002-02-27 04:18:53 PM  
happy birthday! i wil be 37 in novemebr, and hope i get the same plug!
2002-02-27 04:20:23 PM  
Look at it this way: getting old isn't any fun, but it beats the fark out of the alternative!
2002-02-27 04:20:27 PM  
Hi, my name is Alexandra. This home page is basically a jump-off point for my other sites on the Web. I have certain views on certain things. If you disagree with these views and must e-mail me, do not fl BLAM! thump.
2002-02-27 04:20:35 PM  
Look at it this way: getting old isn't any fun, but it beats the fark out of the alternative!
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