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(Some savior)		Merry freakin' Christmas: Photoshop your own updated nativity scene. (Link goes to example) (us.news2.yimg.com)		46
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BeerForBlood		2004-12-08 12:56:18 PM

/God Bless America

Cyberluddite		2004-12-08 02:39:05 PM

I posted this in a TF thread yesterday asking about past Christmas cards that TFs had created, but it seems appropriate here, so I'll go ahead and repost it here. As I said in that thread, this was the Christmas card that I made and sent out for 2003. Some recipients took offense, improperly interpreting it as making fun of the story of Jesus, which it was not intended to do. It was intended to be a commentary on the Bush administration's actions in the Middle East and how they would react to the nativity story if it occurred today, but that point was lost on a few people. So it fits in with this thread.

Griblex		2004-12-08 02:50:38 PM

oddlife		2004-12-08 02:53:30 PM

/Spousal abuse makes baby Jesus cry

FarkeeDeSade		2004-12-08 03:20:56 PM

To the Wise Men: Visiting hours are from 12pm to 8pm.

msappy00		2004-12-08 03:31:07 PM

bourbonboy		2004-12-08 04:38:43 PM

Kambodia		2004-12-08 06:51:13 PM

EatTheWorld		2004-12-08 10:31:23 PM

Here, I doubt this will piss off as many as Kambodia's, but them bastards need a little Jesus!

MacGurl		2004-12-08 11:16:52 PM

chtorran		2004-12-09 01:21:22 AM

hortman		2004-12-09 02:32:43 AM

Brian O'Blivion		2004-12-09 08:46:40 AM

Merry farkin Xmas.

kitten uk		2004-12-09 01:11:45 PM

UDel_Kitty		2004-12-09 05:23:35 PM

took a suprisingly long time!

Ratbert42		2004-12-09 11:35:13 PM

/gonna burn for this

footshot		2004-12-10 06:56:20 AM

Pioner		2004-12-10 08:12:57 AM

unmoderated		2004-12-10 09:09:45 AM

MartyrMaterial		2004-12-10 10:04:58 PM

Procedural Texture		2004-12-11 12:31:18 AM

Well, it was a virgin birth.
Or, at least, lots of virgins believe that it was.

RawData		2004-12-11 01:35:28 AM

pmh994		2004-12-12 04:46:34 PM

This thread is not kosher, although this entry is:

TotalHell		2004-12-12 05:18:41 PM

Mitch119		2004-12-13 04:35:28 AM

Yesdog		2004-12-13 11:08:19 PM

you_farking_icehole		2004-12-14 12:48:59 AM

i can't believe no one has done this yet

chtorran		2004-12-14 01:58:13 AM

stanyanstreet		2004-12-14 03:35:40 AM

Have yourself a merry little jihad!

obz		2004-12-14 05:48:29 AM

slorge		2004-12-14 06:11:35 AM

rabair		2004-12-14 06:13:20 AM

perhaps this will be the Nativity Scene, when Satan gives his only begotten son.
/Q & D from an old PS of mine

rabair		2004-12-14 06:33:42 AM

"Mawzipan, what do you mean pwegnant!?.... Ohhhhh cwaaaap..."

/Q & D again

rabair		2004-12-14 06:54:47 AM

3 Wise Stuntaz....

/can't believe I didn't do this as my first entry, but I assumed someone else already had, so I didn't even bother looking

karamasov		2004-12-14 07:21:31 AM

baby jebus needs crazy rims, aight?

Donkey needs bandana and bling, but no time...

Profireman		2004-12-14 07:38:30 AM

Pre-Capone

Cormee		2004-12-14 08:29:18 AM

Tankeo		2004-12-14 09:10:49 AM

comslave		2004-12-14 09:13:13 AM

The Virgin Mary wasn't too pleased with this "imaculate conception" crap, so she took matters into her own hands...

Dr. Rhetoric		2004-12-14 09:21:11 AM

And lo, The Beer Fairy of the Lord said, "Though I am late to this Photoshop, unto you a child is born."

GoDeep		2004-12-14 09:53:04 AM

This took way too farking long!

buried_alive		2004-12-14 10:43:27 AM

Nobody actually believes she was was virgin, right?

Eegah		2004-12-14 10:44:23 AM

Mithra was a god that was worshipped by the Persians thousands of years ago. He was born on December 25 in a stable of a virgin mother and god father. His birth was witnessed by shepherds and magicians [magi], who brought him gifts. Mithra raised the dead and healed the sick and cast out demons. He returned to heaven at the spring equinox and before doing so had a last supper with his 12 disciples (representing the 12 signs of the zodiac), eating mizd, a piece of bread marked with a cross (an almost universal symbol of the sun). Any of that sound familiar?