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(Some savior)   Merry freakin' Christmas: Photoshop your own updated nativity scene. (Link goes to example)   (us.news2.yimg.com) divider line 46
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2004-12-08 12:56:18 PM  

/God Bless America
2004-12-08 02:39:05 PM  
I posted this in a TF thread yesterday asking about past Christmas cards that TFs had created, but it seems appropriate here, so I'll go ahead and repost it here. As I said in that thread, this was the Christmas card that I made and sent out for 2003. Some recipients took offense, improperly interpreting it as making fun of the story of Jesus, which it was not intended to do. It was intended to be a commentary on the Bush administration's actions in the Middle East and how they would react to the nativity story if it occurred today, but that point was lost on a few people. So it fits in with this thread.

2004-12-08 02:50:38 PM  
2004-12-08 02:53:30 PM  

/Spousal abuse makes baby Jesus cry
2004-12-08 03:20:56 PM  

To the Wise Men: Visiting hours are from 12pm to 8pm.
2004-12-08 03:31:07 PM  
2004-12-08 04:38:43 PM  
2004-12-08 06:51:13 PM  
2004-12-08 10:31:23 PM  
Here, I doubt this will piss off as many as Kambodia's, but them bastards need a little Jesus!

2004-12-08 11:16:52 PM  
2004-12-09 01:21:22 AM  
2004-12-09 02:32:43 AM  
2004-12-09 08:46:40 AM  

Merry farkin Xmas.
2004-12-09 01:11:45 PM  
2004-12-09 05:23:35 PM  

took a suprisingly long time!
2004-12-09 11:35:13 PM  

/gonna burn for this
2004-12-10 06:56:20 AM  
2004-12-10 08:12:57 AM  
2004-12-10 09:09:45 AM  
2004-12-10 10:04:58 PM  
2004-12-11 12:31:18 AM  

Well, it was a virgin birth.
Or, at least, lots of virgins believe that it was.
2004-12-11 01:35:28 AM  
2004-12-12 04:46:34 PM  
This thread is not kosher, although this entry is:

2004-12-12 05:18:41 PM  
2004-12-13 04:35:28 AM  
2004-12-13 11:08:19 PM  
2004-12-14 12:48:59 AM  

i can't believe no one has done this yet
2004-12-14 01:58:13 AM  
2004-12-14 03:35:40 AM  

Have yourself a merry little jihad!
2004-12-14 05:48:29 AM  
2004-12-14 06:11:35 AM  
2004-12-14 06:13:20 AM  

perhaps this will be the Nativity Scene, when Satan gives his only begotten son.
/Q & D from an old PS of mine
2004-12-14 06:33:42 AM  

"Mawzipan, what do you mean pwegnant!?.... Ohhhhh cwaaaap..."

/Q & D again
2004-12-14 06:54:47 AM  

3 Wise Stuntaz....

/can't believe I didn't do this as my first entry, but I assumed someone else already had, so I didn't even bother looking
2004-12-14 07:21:31 AM  
baby jebus needs crazy rims, aight?

Donkey needs bandana and bling, but no time...
2004-12-14 07:38:30 AM  

2004-12-14 08:29:18 AM  
2004-12-14 09:10:49 AM  
2004-12-14 09:13:13 AM  
The Virgin Mary wasn't too pleased with this "imaculate conception" crap, so she took matters into her own hands...
2004-12-14 09:21:11 AM  

And lo, The Beer Fairy of the Lord said, "Though I am late to this Photoshop, unto you a child is born."
2004-12-14 09:53:04 AM  
This took way too farking long!

2004-12-14 10:43:27 AM  

Nobody actually believes she was was virgin, right?
2004-12-14 10:44:23 AM  

Mithra was a god that was worshipped by the Persians thousands of years ago. He was born on December 25 in a stable of a virgin mother and god father. His birth was witnessed by shepherds and magicians [magi], who brought him gifts. Mithra raised the dead and healed the sick and cast out demons. He returned to heaven at the spring equinox and before doing so had a last supper with his 12 disciples (representing the 12 signs of the zodiac), eating mizd, a piece of bread marked with a cross (an almost universal symbol of the sun). Any of that sound familiar?
2004-12-14 11:45:40 AM  
2004-12-14 12:22:39 PM  

Merry Hubbardmas!
2004-12-14 12:37:34 PM  
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