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(Cosmiverse) Boobies Hot Vulcan love coming to a TV near you (safe for work)   ( divider line
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26078 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Feb 2002 at 9:22 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-02-27 09:23:54 AM  
2002-02-27 09:24:41 AM  
Someone with 'Vger' in their screen name would be thrilled by this.
2002-02-27 09:24:46 AM  
Basement-dwelling Star Trek fans will either rejoice with a FAP FAP session or have no clue what the hell they're looking at
2002-02-27 09:24:50 AM  

-Da Lupe
2002-02-27 09:26:11 AM  
2002-02-27 09:27:44 AM  
For all the boobs that went to check it out.
2002-02-27 09:28:28 AM  
This will be lame, all it does is discourage parents from letting their kids watch it.
2002-02-27 09:29:02 AM  
So is any story with a girl referenced in it boobies now? I mean, I can see if there's boobies in prominence that aren't naked getting away with it, or if the story was about boobies itself, but dat's just abuse, mang!
2002-02-27 09:29:03 AM  
Is that Ricky Martin in drag??
2002-02-27 09:30:29 AM  
I wanted some goddamn vulcan boobies, and now I'm pissed! That's it, I'm BOYCOTTING FARK!
2002-02-27 09:30:44 AM  
I hear when you get a Vulcan chick naked, her cvnt is shaped like her ears.
2002-02-27 09:35:07 AM  
Wow, who called for a desperate attempt at publicity to keep a second-rate show on the air?

Enterprise has sucked from day one and will be lucky to last the season.
2002-02-27 09:40:28 AM  
That is one fugly broad.
2002-02-27 09:43:05 AM  
kilngon lovin' = really rough sex.
2002-02-27 09:48:33 AM  
Sexual tension.
2002-02-27 09:49:17 AM  
I guess they need to spice it up a little since they've taken a step down from their old babe...

New: Jolene Blalock
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Old: Jeri Ryan
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2002-02-27 09:50:25 AM  
"get a life."
2002-02-27 09:54:24 AM  

Not so fugly. It's just a terrible haircut/makeup. Check this out:

(it's vaguely not safe for work, if your boss is a prude).
2002-02-27 09:55:57 AM  
Heh, a friend of mine likes this show because of the "decontamination room."
2002-02-27 10:05:17 AM  
Oaksey: I agree.

Besides, Star Trek is Lame.

Trekkies are queer as a $3 bill and:

any chick on Star Trek can not be considered hot (at least not while they are dressed as vulcans or whatever).
2002-02-27 10:10:46 AM  
I read that someplace else some other ficticious people are gonna have sex too! -giggle-! And then, in this other place, there's gonna be a guy who actually has sex with this girl and it's gonna be really cool! And and and this other show is gonna have a guy and a girl who have a kid and you know how babies are made, right? That means they must have had sex too! TV non-sex is cool! It's newsworthy too! I got your Deep Space 9 right here! -giggle!-
2002-02-27 10:16:47 AM  
No sir Matzug, Jeri Ryan was hot, Borg or not.
2002-02-27 10:25:54 AM  

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2002-02-27 10:46:21 AM  
Jeri Ryan is hot beyond all imagining but...BUT...only when she smiles. As Seven of Nine she was about as sexual as one of those Arkansas Chicks from the link from hell the other day. However, if the script called for some bizarre personality influencing thing, that meant a smile and probably her hair down as well. Oh baby!

Also, her body is killer on its own without that ridiculous padded bra and corset ensemble that wardrobe made her wear.
She's hotter in one episode of Boston Public than in the entire run of Voyager.
2002-02-27 10:48:09 AM  
Wait a second, the 'uniforms' in the other series weren't underwear???
2002-02-27 10:48:28 AM  
Jeri also has an incredibly dorky laugh which for some reason is appealing to me... Thank you The Daily Show!
2002-02-27 10:54:04 AM  
Live long and get jiggy wid it.
2002-02-27 10:57:56 AM  
Enterprise is a good show. Not TNG but worth watching. It's not really "Star Trek" though.

They should cast Wheaton as Wesley Crusher's grandfather or something. (since the show is a prequeal).
2002-02-27 11:07:45 AM  
I loved the "decontamination room" scene.
2002-02-27 11:15:28 AM  
Charlie: Actually, depending on how things go with Trek 10, Wil could play Wesley himself, using his incredibly advanced brain to warp time and space to have wild zero-G nookie with T'Pol, Deanna Troi, Kes, Jadzia Dax, and 3 Klingon women in heat.


Uh...and of course, by that I meant to say "Save the Earth from time travelling Borg." Sorry. My typing sucks.
2002-02-27 11:29:08 AM  
I would love the new cast to meet the Borg. Borg are one of the best characters ever created in any series.
2002-02-27 11:41:06 AM  
I think Enterprise would be good if they didn't force Star Trek "history" down your throat.

It's like hitting you with a plot sledge hammer.
2002-02-27 11:44:43 AM  
Jeri Ryan plays a lawyer-turned-teacher in Boston Public and wears blouses too tight.

Still not sure what to think of that show, every day is a "very special" episode. *gag*
2002-02-27 12:00:36 PM  
I would love the new cast to meet the Borg. Borg are one of the best characters ever created in any series.

You could make some good episodes out of it, I'm sure, but even Kirk hadn't met the Borg yet. It didn't happen until Q showed up on TNG and flung them off to the Delta Quadrant for one episode.

Damn... I know way too much about Star Trek. At least I don't wear Vulcan Ears...
2002-02-27 12:04:55 PM  
quite illogical
2002-02-27 12:05:35 PM  
That episode with Q and the Borg was the best TNG episode ever.

Look though, you could do alternate timeline stuff. Like, they wouldn't even remember it afterwards.

You could even do something where the Enterprise helps CREATE the borg, never knowing the threat they would become. Now that would be awesome!
2002-02-27 12:10:08 PM  
Because you demanded it...VULCAN BOOBIES!! Well actually a comparison of both the Vulcan ear and the Vulcan booby.

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2002-02-27 12:10:14 PM  
That episode with Q and the Borg was the best TNG episode ever.

No, the two-parter where the Borg assimilate Picard was the best episode ever. I think I was like 13 that summer, and all I could think about was seeing the second part the day it aired.

I think Enterprise would be good if they didn't force Star Trek "history" down your throat.

Yeah, like the episode where Bakula goes down to a pre-warp planet and interferes with their culture or some such thing. "Until Starfleet issues some thing, some... Directive not to interfere..." Sheesh.
2002-02-27 12:11:09 PM  
Charlie: That actually could be a cool idea, except there's no way the hacks writing this series would do it. If Voyager taught us anything, it's that these guys wouldn't know cool scifi if it bit them in the nose.
2002-02-27 12:11:36 PM  
wheres the boobs?
2002-02-27 12:11:39 PM  
Cotb: teehee!
2002-02-27 12:27:42 PM  
Vulcan Love, its driving me mad, its making me crazy, crazy...
2002-02-27 12:31:23 PM  
Quick...those episodes were great. But the first meeting of the Borg was actually very scary. I liked that. Plus the addition of Q.
2002-02-27 12:35:38 PM  
Vulcan tart, I will make you bark.
2002-02-27 12:37:31 PM  
They need to give Star Trek a rest, Enterprise is awful. It peaked with the Next Generation. Nothing can beat the original series anyway, or even come close.
2002-02-27 12:47:39 PM  
come on. TNG was 100 times better than the orig. Enterprise is far better than Voyager or DSN.

Last nights TNN re-run was great. Where Q takes them to Sherwood forest and they become Robin Hood et al.

Worf: "Captain, I protest! I am not a merry man!"
2002-02-27 01:02:34 PM  
Charlie: A classic. My favorite is where LaForge is trying to play the mandolin through trial and error and Worf finally stands up, smashes violently against a tree, and hands it back with an embarrassed "Sorry."

As for the history of Trek...yeah, I'm with you guys. Not that I don't like to see the origins of some of the stuff we know and love, but the intro writing of some of them could use some refining.
2002-02-27 01:05:25 PM  
Hah, I just remembered last week's Enterprise. "What do you think of T'Pol? She really has a nice bum, don't you think?" LOL.
2002-02-27 01:29:12 PM  
SLAYERSWINE says(in flaming Rex Reed voice).
"Oh cum on now fellas, TNG was 10 times better at least alone because of that scrumptuous stud muffin named Wil Wheaton*sigh*. He is just marvy !"
2002-02-27 01:42:14 PM  
Enterprise is not spectacular, but keep in mind the first season of TNG was a real suckfest. I would say that the first season of Enterprise so far is much better than the first season of TNG. Probably better than much of the second season as well.
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