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(ABC News)   Gentleman, light your BBQ's - PETA could be deemed terrorist organization   ( divider line
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2002-02-26 02:56:15 PM  
People eating tasty animals.
2002-02-26 02:56:42 PM  
2002-02-26 02:57:12 PM  
If we smoke them out of their holes, will that improve the taste?
2002-02-26 02:57:20 PM  
Eat that salad munchers!

Finally, some sense in this crazy world.
2002-02-26 02:57:33 PM  
this my friends.... is justice.... now the US has won !
2002-02-26 02:57:44 PM  
Fred: That was clever! You're a master of wit! I wish I could think up such intelligent parodies such as that!
2002-02-26 02:57:44 PM  
Does this mean we can shoot PETA members on sight now?
2002-02-26 02:57:45 PM  
I'm about to make me a PETA burger.

Someone get the Ketchup and buns.
2002-02-26 02:58:15 PM  
I can't stand those ALF pigfarkers, either.
2002-02-26 02:58:26 PM  
Cool !
May I unleash the vengeance of my flamethrower upon their flesh ?
I like my meat well done.
2002-02-26 02:58:33 PM  
This will never happen, it makes too much sense.
2002-02-26 02:59:11 PM  
Remember to BBQ safely.
2002-02-26 02:59:22 PM  
People Evilly Terrorizing Americans
2002-02-26 02:59:37 PM  
It's about time.
2002-02-26 03:00:43 PM  
Ironbar Please explain the relevance of Gordon Shumway to this discussion.
2002-02-26 03:01:40 PM  
NOOOOOO! We CAN'T declare such a useful target of ridicule and comedy as illegal! I mean, come on! They're about as inept a terrorist organization as you can get this side of a typical GI Joe cartoon.

What would we have left? Jack Chick? Unless he's bought a Chicken costume, leave PETA to the tender mercies of public scorn.
2002-02-26 03:01:43 PM  
MEOWSPIDER, you a veg.
2002-02-26 03:01:45 PM  
I think af PETA the same way I do transexuals. They have a right to exist and I have a right to laugh my ass off at them.
2002-02-26 03:02:13 PM  
Fj is right, nothing that makes this much sense ever gets past congress (or whoever).
2002-02-26 03:02:22 PM  
Aside from everyone's hate for PETA, this should be OBVIOUS that Bush (the current administration) is using the "terrorist threat" to further their own agenda...... And this is another example of it. "Industry groups" are pushing for it...... He is equating drugs with terrorism first, and then just about anything his fundie-ass doesn't like. He is asscroft's pawn.....
2002-02-26 03:03:25 PM  
Hey, no fair. I'm a member of PETA. I still eat pork chops though. It's the cruel beating of animals that I am totally against.
2002-02-26 03:04:31 PM  
Normally I would attempt to make some intelligent comment

Today: YIPPIE!
2002-02-26 03:04:35 PM  
"Some congressmen and industry advocates want the federal government to take a hard look at some well-known animal rights and environmental groups, and maybe shut them down as supporters of terrorism. "

Translation: Some corporate-whore Congressman want to exploit 9/11 to further the efforts of irresponsible corporate entities to line their pockets by silencing those who expose their unethical practices.
2002-02-26 03:04:50 PM  
It's all a massive conspiracy run by the Beef Council. That's who really pulls the strings in DC
2002-02-26 03:05:21 PM  
"the public's right to a full menu of dining and entertainment choices,"

How about animal rights ?

crazy idea, might just work.
2002-02-26 03:05:46 PM  
Whoever submitted this headline is a dolt. PETA is only a small part of this issue.
2002-02-26 03:06:30 PM  
Is spanking the monkey in violation of PETA rules?
2002-02-26 03:07:11 PM  

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2002-02-26 03:07:23 PM  
So, is it legal to shoot PETA members now? If so, that would really help my new PETA diet.... I don't eat anything but PETA members.
2002-02-26 03:07:44 PM  
Yeah, I'm sure the politicians aren't doing this to maybe protect logging interests or oil refineries or whatever. If PETA can slip millions between the tits of all the whores of Washington, I'm sure they'd have their way.
2002-02-26 03:08:15 PM  
Can you say, "slippery slope"?
2002-02-26 03:08:31 PM  
shouldn't this have the hero tag?
2002-02-26 03:08:49 PM  
Maxamus - Depends on if the Monkey likes it or not.

What about choking the chicken?
2002-02-26 03:09:15 PM  
1 9 8 4
2002-02-26 03:09:15 PM  
Guy Innagorillasuit Shumway and his cabal of assholes have links to PETA.
2002-02-26 03:09:15 PM  
Sodapop I don't know if your just trying to be funny but even us PETA hateing Farkers don't like cuelty to animals. Nothin wrong with killing them and eating them though.
2002-02-26 03:09:20 PM  
Or maybe, just maybe, it's because the majority of people would rather eath their chicken and beef and tell peta to fark OFF!
2002-02-26 03:09:35 PM  
Sounds like some people have a legitamate 'beef' with PETA

get it?
2002-02-26 03:09:39 PM  
Hear that, Kylie? You'll be Osama's cave-mate before long.
2002-02-26 03:09:59 PM  
Were was PETA when that guy in Montana butchered that kid like an animal and maded meat pot pies which he feed the neighbors.
2002-02-26 03:10:42 PM  
I am against beating animals also.....It makes them all tense.

then my meat is too damn tough to eat.
2002-02-26 03:10:47 PM  
Naderbot you are an idiot how does trying to stop arsonists have anything to do with 1984
2002-02-26 03:11:32 PM  
peta probably supported that, aside from the obvious, it was vegetarian pies.
2002-02-26 03:11:36 PM  
Okay, I feel a bit offended that they would even CONSIDER PETA as a terror organization, or try to kill it off. They do things for shock value, but by no means do they do anything remotely related to what the ELF does. Plus, some of the examples they came up with ("assualting a police officer", please!) were absolutely idiotic.

PETA may do things that annoy the fark out of you, but if PETA wasn't doing them, would the animal rights movement have a tenth of the momentum that it has now?

Go veg.
2002-02-26 03:12:08 PM  
My boss is a PETA member. Do I get a reward for turning her in? Or should I just get real "patriotic" with her after work?
2002-02-26 03:12:23 PM  
Bear99, you got it all wrong. Beating the hell out of animals makes them tender... I'm all for the beating of my meat. Oh, wait....
2002-02-26 03:12:27 PM  
Maybe there were alot of arsons in '84
2002-02-26 03:12:57 PM  
Everyone read harder, they're only trying to stop PETA from giving money to ELF and ALF
2002-02-26 03:13:18 PM  

• Should Ecoterror Be Treated Like Al Qaeda?

2002-02-26 03:14:09 PM  
That's the point, peta has made donations to elf and were stupid enough to put it in their books
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