Likewise. See? Pr0n can be educational!

I was just cringing that it might have had something to do with former Canadian Prime Minister John Diefenbaker.

Agreed, that WAS educational. When I read the definition, it said that the plant is defined by large, knobby joints, so I thought you were cleverly mocking her knees.

But I guess not.

Little red x's, why do you hate America?

Is he talking about the plant? Or the melons on her chest?

Same here Rain-Monkey

When I see "busty", I dont want "store-bought busty"

She's pretty, I just hate fake tits. I'd prefer small ones.

There's a reason this sat on TF all day with a grand total of 5 comments.

such slow load, already getting farked.

don't tell me you guys would kick this girl out of bed for eating crackers

Most fake boobs are a turn-off IMO. I would rather have small and perky any day of the week. Natural is the new cool,

Dayum!

I don't care! She's effin' hawt! If you snobs don't want her fake ones, I'll gladly take them. ;-)

\'more than a handful' my arse

dieffrfbafkrf....whuuuhhh?

"Mr. Speaker, I'd hit it!"

No, I'd kick her out for having funky-looking fake-ass tits.

CrunchyFoetus: No, I'd kick her out for having funky-looking fake-ass tits.

OMG!
talk about high standard...

Anyone have a mirror setup? I can't view them for whatever reason, site pulls up though. And no I don't have a firewall/proxy/etc...

I'd kick her out of bed...so she could make me some breakfast.

/macho bulls_it

You can also play with the url for more slow boobies.

What CrunchyFoetus said.

Tits are obviously fake. I'd still hit it.

GIS for dieffenbachia:

To save some trouble

: any of a genus (Dieffenbachia of the family Araceae) of erect poisonous tropical American plants that have oblong usually variegated leaves and are often used as houseplants

[x] Would hit it
[x] Would hit it thoroughly
[x] Would hit it repeatedly
[ ] Wouldn't hit it
[ ] Would hit it, with a bat
[ ] Too fat
[ ] Too skinny
[ ] Boobs too big
[ ] Boobs too small
[x] Boobs just right
[x] Boobs too fake-looking, but who cares
[ ] Too much bush
[ ] Not enough bush
[ ] Too airbrushed
[ ] Not airbrushed enough
[ ] Kinda cute, but not hot
[x] fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
[ ] I'd let her [insert semi-sexual sounding action here]
[ ] I'd like to [insert action] to her and then [insert other vaguely sexual action]
[ ] She looks too much like my sister/cousin/other relative
[ ] She looks like my neighbor who I've been craving desperately for [insert time period here]
[ ] Fugly
[x] Any remark involving dead kittens
[ ] Not as attractive as [insert pic of celebrity]
[ ] Somebody send me the link cause I'm at work
[ ] Don't like her eyes, they freak me out
[ ] Seems like she needed to get out of the double wide for awhile

As stupid as the "her boobs are too fake" comments seem to be, I like the idea that we may be moving toward a future where women don't feel the need to have surgery to make themselves more attractive.
Except for the occasional knee de-sharpening.

Come again?

wasn't that Fraser's dog in Due South?
/i know it was spelt differently, stop being so critical you computer junkie. yes, you.

Breast implants should be illegal. Punishable by death. That, and excessive anal sex in straight porn. This is the kind of shiat that makes me doubt my libertarianism.

Her tits would look so much better if they were symmetrical.

Jaegermeister_Mann:

[x] Would hit it
[x] Would hit it thoroughly
[x] Would hit it repeatedly
[ ] Wouldn't hit it
[ ] Would hit it, with a bat
[ ] Too fat
[ ] Too skinny
[ ] Boobs too big
[ ] Boobs too small
[x] Boobs just right
[x] Boobs too fake-looking, but who cares
[ ] Too much bush
[ ] Not enough bush
[ ] Too airbrushed
[ ] Not airbrushed enough
[ ] Kinda cute, but not hot
[x] fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
[ ] I'd let her [insert semi-sexual sounding action here]
[ ] I'd like to [insert action] to her and then [insert other vaguely sexual action]
[ ] She looks too much like my sister/cousin/other relative
[ ] She looks like my neighbor who I've been craving desperately for [insert time period here]
[ ] Fugly
[x] Any remark involving dead kittens
[ ] Not as attractive as [insert pic of celebrity]
[ ] Somebody send me the link cause I'm at work
[ ] Don't like her eyes, they freak me out
[ ] Seems like she needed to get out of the double wide for awhile

Well put =)

Taste test time!
All those in favor of small real boobies go here (NSFW)
All those in favor of fake big boobies just follow the link from above

The Dieffenwhatchamacallit berries are piosonous.

/used to have one
/nerd

God I love fake boobies! They make my blow-me-up fark doll seem that much more real.

She appears in Black Garter Belt magazine, alongside a science fiction story by Kilgore Trout.

It's all a moot point. She ain't gonna' let ANY of us hit her.

Gis pic above doesn't look right, maybe plant store dude lied to me.

Death to all superscillious puveyors of plants!

I am offended my the fake dieffenbachia leaves. Fake ones are awlays so easy to spot. I prefer natural ones. I mean, fake ones are okay if they're in a dioarama but, if they're with a surgically enhanced woman I really want my dieffenbachias to be like the good Lard made them, not made of plastic.

/prefers natural dieffenbachias

I just flopped a nut flush...

/dons sunglasses
//pushes chips all in

Those little red x's are hot.

Seriously: I would hit it, because she has an excessively hot face, but fake tits are just so farking ugly I can't stand it. I'd take a natural AA over a plastic DD, any day. I don't care how well done it is (this girl is middle-of-the-road), a woman looks infinitely better natural than "enhanced".

/Not that I have a shot at either

Le Site est farqued...

fivenodes
Survey Says: THE SMALL TITS TAKE IT!

/not particularly great example of small tits, though

YUCK - boring as hell

I'd definitely hit it. Great face and body. Her fake tits are not that bad since I've seen worse.

Hot, but would be hotter if she actually got completely nude.

I dislike when a hot woman is getting naked in porno (images or film) and then she leaves on her socks, or decides to leave her dress bunched up around her waist. Blah.

Complete nudity is much more hot.

Vreenak says:



FAKE!!!