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2004-12-03 02:04:13 PM
and arrest self?
 
2004-12-03 02:04:56 PM
If the doughntut fits, you must aquitt.
//Got Nothing
 
2004-12-03 02:05:45 PM


"Looking good there boys."
 
2004-12-03 02:05:56 PM
"The evidence was brought back to the police station, and the cops are eating the doughnuts."
 
2004-12-03 02:06:11 PM
Dah, you beat me too it Fool_marquis!
 
2004-12-03 02:06:13 PM
They caught the beer baron?
 
2004-12-03 02:06:18 PM
Lot of amusing things going on today.
 
2004-12-03 02:06:57 PM
Cops and Donuts?

You put your donut in my cop!
You put your cop in my donut!
 
2004-12-03 02:06:58 PM
Chief Wiggum unavailable for comment?


/obligatory
 
2004-12-03 02:07:41 PM
Since the doughnuts were farked they decided to play a variation version of the game of ring toss. Buzzy.
 
2004-12-03 02:08:29 PM
...nm...guess he was

/3rd in line
 
2004-12-03 02:09:31 PM


"My plan worked perfectly!"
 
2004-12-03 02:09:32 PM
Nothing like a road kill doughnut with your coffee.
 
2004-12-03 02:10:14 PM
Yeah Harrisburg!
 
2004-12-03 02:11:48 PM
Dagnabbit! Beaten to the punch by both Fool_Marquis AND Crunch61!

That'll teach me to try and FARK and talk on the phone at the same time!
 
2004-12-03 02:11:59 PM
When my son was in the 9th grade the Fairfax County Police had their usual assembly at the Intermediate School to let the students meet the police. My son was sitting in the front row, when the policeman asked the audience a generally question "does anyone here know what we do", my son's hand shot up in the air and when called upon he resonded "you keep the donut shops in business." Fortuantly that policeman had a sense of humor and laughed.
 
GCD
2004-12-03 02:13:07 PM
 
2004-12-03 02:13:11 PM
MMMMM, forbidden donut
 
2004-12-03 02:14:43 PM
you just can't add anything to that story that makes it more amusing than it already is. The universe has a sense of humor, make no mistake
 
2004-12-03 02:16:27 PM
Fark, I love Harrisburg. What's up with a HBG Fark Party?

thenoodleincident.blogspot.com
 
2004-12-03 02:18:01 PM
"It has a happy ending," Swatara Township Sgt. Robert Simmonds said. (As though it were a really distressing situation.)
 
2004-12-03 02:18:16 PM
EmmaGoldman I'm in! I grew up there.
 
2004-12-03 02:18:27 PM
"It has a happy ending," Swatara Township Sgt. Robert Simmonds said. "The evidence was brought back to the police station, and the cops are eating the doughnuts."

...and they all lived happily ever after.
 
2004-12-03 02:21:35 PM
Shouldn't this have an ironic tag? Maybe... cops following a doughnut trail to solve a crime? Hmm, maybe if the crime had nothing to do with donuts...
 
2004-12-03 02:25:40 PM
Now see, i've gone and started a trend. by now, people are just posting pics of Cheif Wiggum.
 
2004-12-03 02:26:13 PM
I bet the major banking firms just decided to keep a dozen Krispy Kremes in their armored vehicles at all times...

/Q:who the hell steals a donut truck anyways?
/A:someone too cheap to take cab or the bus
 
2004-12-03 02:26:52 PM
In other news:

Every bank in Harrisburg was robbed last night as the entire force was on the trail of a stolen truckful of donuts. Police think it was only a coincidence that the truck driver tantalized the force by leaving a trail of Krispy Kreme's and don't think the crimes are connected.
 
2004-12-03 02:28:08 PM
Sometimes the headlines just write themselves...
 
2004-12-03 02:33:48 PM
hey could we get a gew more cheif wiggum pictures in here? Dont think we have enough yet..
 
2004-12-03 02:34:55 PM
a FEW more CHIEF wiggum pictures I mean..

/spelling was never my forte
 
2004-12-03 02:36:46 PM
Animonovo

I think you mean it was never your fortay.

/spelling nahtsee
 
2004-12-03 02:37:49 PM


/mine's different....it's a pic of the action figure
 
2004-12-03 02:38:06 PM


[/only has a forte made out of couch cushions]
 
2004-12-03 02:38:25 PM
Crime!
solve!
trail donut, follow police!


/cried "pleh! pleh!"
 
2004-12-03 02:41:31 PM
Whoa! Look's like ScreamingInDigital and I had the same thought! I just probably typed it faster.....which is good considering I teach keyboarding to a bunch of 7th graders all day.
 
2004-12-03 02:43:30 PM
Oh well, maybe this is unique:



[/that's what I get for taking time to time wiseass sigs]
 
2004-12-03 02:43:46 PM

Long ago and far away (high school), I worked at a donut place *coughDunkinDonutscough* and some days they threw out these huge bags of donuts because they really did make fresh ones every twelve hours.

So anyway, one day a buddy of mine and I grab two of these huge trash bags full of glazed and cake and iced cake donuts and what have you, and drive around town pelting unsuspecting pedestrians with sugary goodness. We would also pull up alongside cars at a stoplight and toss donuts and creullers way up in the air and see if we could land them on the hood of the car next to us. We would, of course, act very casual when one would land as intended, and sit there waiting for the light to change, chatting innocently.

Soon enough after a couple of times doing this, the legend of Donut Dude sprung into existance. Donut Dude and his sidekick The Nasty Donut Hole were sighted all over the city, and citizens braced themselves for random attacks of sweet glazed goodness and chocolately terror from the shadows. We thought about using our powers for evil, maybe to rob a bank, using the donuts as a ruse to confuse the police. Before that could happen, though, I got a better job and Donut Dude faded into obscurity.

Just thought I'd share my vast knowledge of things do-nutty with you all.

 
2004-12-03 02:43:50 PM
I visited my New Orleans relatives a few years ago, and my cop uncle picked me up from the airport. The very first place we stopped was a doughnut shop, and no it wasn't for laughs.
 
2004-12-03 02:44:09 PM
...time to WRITE wiseass sigs

[/argh, back to work...]
 
2004-12-03 02:45:21 PM
"No arrests were immediately made. The truck was returned to the company."

Nothing more was said about whether the person who stole it was eventually apprehended. Maybe once the cops found the truck full of donuts, they called it a day.
 
2004-12-03 02:49:42 PM
this is wonderful, but where the hell is the thread on giambi and bonds?
 
2004-12-03 02:50:02 PM
DecemberNitro
Forte. It's French, biatch.

(Well, the pronunciation is technically Italian . . . but woot TDS refs)
 
2004-12-03 02:51:23 PM
Homer: "Donuts! Is there nothing they can't do?"
 
2004-12-03 02:53:21 PM
Old_Chief_Scott:

Soon enough after a couple of times doing this, the legend of Donut Dude sprung into existance. Donut Dude and his sidekick The Nasty Donut Hole were sighted all over the city, and citizens braced themselves for random attacks of sweet glazed goodness and chocolately terror from the shadows.


Reminds me of the episode of the Simpsons where Homer was the 'Pie Man'
 
2004-12-03 02:53:37 PM


/Hey, at least it's not Wiggum this time! :)
 
2004-12-03 02:54:45 PM
Can someone post a picture of Chief Wiggum? That would be SO funny and appropos.
 
2004-12-03 03:00:00 PM
"Police followed a trail of doughnuts to find a stolen Krispy Kreme delivery truck."

Sweet ;)
 
2004-12-03 03:02:42 PM
... HOMER SIMPSON HELD FOR QUESTIONING..
 
2004-12-03 03:04:02 PM
No arrests were immediately made. The truck was returned to the company.

/No aresst becuase it was braek time
//only the truck was returned, not the cargo.
 
2004-12-03 03:07:13 PM
Can I just say that I have never and will never approve of this perversion of the spelling of the word "doughnut"?

....just in case you were wondering why I have no friends.
 
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