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(Fark)   Drew is going to jail for the MDA   ( divider line
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13021 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Feb 2002 at 11:03 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-02-26 11:06:51 AM  
Raise the hell outta some cash, & don't drop the soap :)
2002-02-26 11:06:59 AM  
MDMA???? cool - gimme some!
2002-02-26 11:07:28 AM  
Holy crap! My knee jerk reaction made me feel like my dad had gotten a life sentance...Glad to hear Drew's not running from the feds (as far as THEY know), and will drop some change in the big e-jar.
2002-02-26 11:07:28 AM  
I did this once, I was this local high school principal's "biatch" for 5 long hours, right in the middle of a shopping mall. Now I can't hold a steady job, and find myself casing convenience stores and banks on the way home from the biker bar.

Be careful, Drew.
2002-02-26 11:08:38 AM  
same thing happened me once drew:

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i understand what youre feeling
2002-02-26 11:08:41 AM  
Hahahaha Drew is going to pay his own way out. Lame
2002-02-26 11:08:58 AM  
Way cool Drew, its good to hear your being a good sport about this. Besides with this group of farkers, we can do anything, including bailing our leader of the Big House.
2002-02-26 11:09:27 AM  
wish I could turn in my boss for something like that. Would be fun :)
2002-02-26 11:09:28 AM  
Who else is involved in this. Lets donate tons of cash to their drive and leave Drew in jail for a while.
2002-02-26 11:09:57 AM  

Seriously though, thats a great thing you are doing Drew, good on ya'.
2002-02-26 11:10:09 AM  
Btw I should mention that I can't do Fark updates from jail.
2002-02-26 11:10:09 AM  
fark the 1000 dollars....lest all get together and raid the jail...that would be funny as hell...
2002-02-26 11:12:20 AM  
no updates...ah fark - still gettin a donation Drew :)
2002-02-26 11:12:37 AM  
Drew, don't other people have admin status who can do updates?

And can we help bail you via amazon?
2002-02-26 11:12:48 AM  
Good thing I have total fark, then.

I don't know all the details about how this fund-raiser works, but it sounds illegal to me. So basically, they kidnap you and hold you for, what is similar to, ransom.
2002-02-26 11:12:52 AM  
This is a two-way street...if you donate over and above the set amount, you can have someone else 'arrested' and jailed till they meet the overgiven amount

and you could throw beer bottles at them. Or put them in some stocks & practice boxing bare-handed. Hell there's a LOT of good tangents for this
2002-02-26 11:13:28 AM  
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2002-02-26 11:13:32 AM  
I'll give a dollar... Right after Drew gets buttfarked...
2002-02-26 11:13:35 AM  
How is this different from kidnapping?
2002-02-26 11:13:57 AM  
Could you put up a tally of how much money is raised and show how much each person donated (by screen name of course)? You can call it the FARK-A-THON for MDA or THE SAVE DREW'S SWEET VIRGIN ASS FUND!
2002-02-26 11:14:14 AM  
Hey, Dahaka and Valkhorn


Thank you.
2002-02-26 11:14:17 AM  
<Mrdark... waiting for trolls to start making jokes about people with ms... hoping they don't... knowing they will... wanting to crush them... suppressing the urge>

Just another day on FARK
2002-02-26 11:14:32 AM  
Drew, are you eventually going to become a washed up commedian who is only like in france?
2002-02-26 11:14:49 AM  
It's voluntary. However I'd feel like a gigantic jackass if I didn't at least try
2002-02-26 11:15:15 AM  
I'll engrave a plaque.
2002-02-26 11:15:25 AM  
Don't worry Drew, we'll get Johnny Cochrine on your case and fix this injustice...or maybe Jackie Chiles
2002-02-26 11:20:37 AM  
I'm all for the MDA, but if some sheriff's deputy tried to "arrest" me and "lock me up" for some fundraiser, I'd tell him to go lock himself up. This type of fundraising basically amounts to extortion of your family and friends. Some people think it's cute; I'm not one of them. It's embarrassing as h*ll when your face shows up on the 6:00 news as you cold-call your family and friends to "bail you out."

On the other hand, kudos to Drew for being such a good sport!
2002-02-26 11:21:57 AM  
<<wonders if Drew will have a kegger in the slammer
2002-02-26 11:22:07 AM  

They find people through outside nominations. When I was in high school we always turned in our teachers so they'd get hauled off while we were in class. It was pretty funny back then. Now the tables are turned. Someone's gone and nominated me. I'm screwed

Yea, it sure sounds like he volunteered to me.
2002-02-26 11:23:48 AM  
Is he going to be anally raped?
2002-02-26 11:24:59 AM  
I hear banjos
2002-02-26 11:25:42 AM  
Although Drew just said it is voluntary. The way he described it made it sound like kidnapping. Valkhorn and I asked before Drew cleared that up, though.
2002-02-26 11:27:56 AM  
"You got a perty mouth, boy..."
2002-02-26 11:28:02 AM  
Great work, Drew. You've got my $$ coming on 03/01.
wil [TotalFark]
2002-02-26 11:28:17 AM  
Drew gets my 20 bucks.

I just hope he gets out while he's still "The Husband."

Seriously, I think it's really cool that Drew is doing this. :)
2002-02-26 11:29:52 AM  
Wonder if they still take your shoelaces, like in real prison, so you can't hang yourself. You will be away from all forms of alcohol, after all.
2002-02-26 11:30:23 AM  
does this mean no more tard jokes allowed on Fark ??
2002-02-26 11:31:24 AM  
Drew, I just gave you $, although I like the idea of your being behind bars.
2002-02-26 11:31:50 AM  
We weekend FARKers got a taste of the old "no FARK updates" ploy last Saturday. Start saving yer pennies, folks--withdrawal is not a pretty sight.
2002-02-26 11:31:59 AM  
Now THAT I'd like to Photoshop!
2002-02-26 11:33:16 AM  
Drew, u deserve a hero tag for this one.
2002-02-26 11:33:47 AM  
Drew's going to jail for MDA, doo-dah! Doo-dah!
2002-02-26 11:33:48 AM  
I thought the headline said "Drew goes to jail for the DMCA"

which seems slightly more likely anyway. ;)
2002-02-26 11:34:47 AM  
i'll bake you a cake with a laptop and a router in there. someone snake him in a cable and we'll be cool.
2002-02-26 11:35:13 AM  
Dirty little drug user. Shame on you setting your escapades on the intharnet...

Just watch out for the prison king, he likes young supple men for breakfast....

Thumbs up.
2002-02-26 11:36:57 AM  
Hey Drew! Watch your cornhole bud....
2002-02-26 11:38:46 AM  
Can we get updates on the link in regards to the current balance? Just a thought. Good luck and U da man drew.
2002-02-26 11:39:08 AM  
Hope you get out soon, will you get to make a license plate that says: "FARK"?
2002-02-26 11:39:44 AM  
remember....always stay away from the guy named "bubba", or "big man love"
2002-02-26 11:40:14 AM  
Though I don't know Drew and I'm sure he's never violated any laws in his life anyway, especially not the DMCA.

(really, I'm serious about that; I have no reason to suspect Drew's ever violated DMCA. So if you're some kind of law enforcement or something, for godsake leave the man alone.)
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