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2004-12-03 01:59:27 AM  
aren't all those skeleton nude aswell?
 
2004-12-03 03:06:27 AM  
Naked man sparks cemetery alert

It's like an Amber alert, only for dead people
 
2004-12-03 03:27:44 AM  
What a moran. He forgot the shovel.
 
2004-12-03 08:43:45 AM  
ColombianDrugLord: What a moran. He forgot the shovel.

must be a newbie necrophiliac
 
2004-12-03 08:44:28 AM  
What's all this then?
 
2004-12-03 08:47:00 AM  
I see nakit people!
 
2004-12-03 08:47:17 AM  
Nothing like sexual intercourse with some good ole fasion dead bodies
 
2004-12-03 08:52:59 AM  
I thought that a cemetery would be the ideal place for strangers and weirdos to gather. Where else to you want them to meet up? Chuck-E-Cheese?

/not a weirdo
 
2004-12-03 08:56:08 AM  
I believe that "Naked Man"'s fortress of solitude has been discovered...
 
2004-12-03 08:56:51 AM  
Well we all get a little lonely sometimes.
 
2004-12-03 08:57:44 AM  
"It should be opened up for people to walk through and enjoy. It should not be a place where strangers and weirdos gather."

Mrs. R. and I love going through old cemetaries and seeing the history of the community...ahem... laid out, as it were, before us. The rest of our family thinks we're weird. But we've never taken our clothes off in one. Well, there was that time in Colorado...
 
2004-12-03 08:58:24 AM  
Is it too late to insert a stiff pun?
 
2004-12-03 09:02:01 AM  
No, I don't care how she died...
I like the smell of formaldehyde...


- Walczak
 
2004-12-03 09:03:05 AM  
half-naked man

Was it a black-hooded shirt, and lacy panties?
 
2004-12-03 09:03:43 AM  
"It should be opened up for people to walk through and enjoy"

I've lived many places, but never a place where a graveyard is a scenic place to take a family stroll.
 
2004-12-03 09:07:49 AM  
"A man's not made of marble ya know.."
 
2004-12-03 09:10:38 AM  
Does this tie to the nekied suicide of yesterday?



2004-12-03 08:58:24 AM crackpot Is it too late to insert a stiff pun?
Yes
 
2004-12-03 09:11:25 AM  


Has anyone made the stiffy joke?
 
2004-12-03 09:12:58 AM  
"This particular incident happened just as the children were on their way back from school and walking past."

Someone always has to play the "won't somebody think of the children?!?" card. How boring.
 
2004-12-03 09:14:44 AM  
You can't take it with you.
 
2004-12-03 09:17:33 AM  
All this police pressure has driven the strangers and weirdos underground
 
2004-12-03 09:20:08 AM  
I'm changing my will. When I die, I want to be burried in a nude cemetery. Anyone know where I can find one?
 
2004-12-03 09:22:23 AM  
Following on from dynayellow:

Do you dig graves?

Yeah, they're all right.
 
2004-12-03 09:24:07 AM  
Laundry Day ??
 
2004-12-03 09:24:53 AM  
"Went down to the cemetery, lookin' for love.
Got there and my baby was buried, had to dig her up."

- Headstones
 
2004-12-03 09:33:56 AM  
I was dead tired after reading that story.

/runs
 
2004-12-03 09:35:07 AM  
I see really horny dead people.
 
2004-12-03 09:37:54 AM  
It should be opened up for people to walk through and enjoy. It should not be a place where strangers and weirdos gather.

It should be "opened up for people to walk through", yet strangers shouldn't be allowed? Who the Hell will walk there, then?
 
2004-12-03 09:38:18 AM  
Dad?
 
2004-12-03 09:51:49 AM  
Caught diggin possessed bones again..

 
2004-12-03 09:52:06 AM  
"She's just tired, officer. Dead tired."
 
2004-12-03 09:53:41 AM  
Is this "dig up a bad/old joke" Friday?

Is Rodney Dangerfield rolling over in his grave? Was he buried nekid? (Good luck getting that picture out of your mind.)
 
2004-12-03 09:54:50 AM  
I hear it is an extremely popular cemetery. People are just dying to get in.

/blames ScottMpls
 
P0e
2004-12-03 09:57:23 AM  
Has anyone thought of the fact that he might just have been getting some? I had sex in a cemetary with an ex. It was kinky, if a little wierd. She was the one who wanted to go though, and boy did she ever get off.
 
2004-12-03 09:58:32 AM  
2004-12-03 09:37:54 AM MacG

It should be "opened up for people to walk through", yet strangers shouldn't be allowed? Who the Hell will walk there, then?


Zombies, Duh.

/coming to get you Barbra...
 
2004-12-03 09:58:48 AM  
Could it be Tzimisce Ghouls looking for body parts?.....
or just some gay guys!
 
2004-12-03 10:01:49 AM  
I was thinking the same thing Poe, though can't say I have ever done it IN a cemetary though. Started to in the woods behind a cemetary once, got kinda creepy so we went home like normal people
 
2004-12-03 10:02:45 AM  
It's obvious we need public nudity to be legal. There'll be less incentive for going nekkid in cemeteries.
 
2004-12-03 10:02:57 AM  
"Get some light over here, Trash is gettin' naked again!"



wanted for questioning.
 
2004-12-03 10:12:40 AM  
My missus reckoned there was this graveyard near where she used to work and loads of gay blokes used to go cottaging there.

sick.
 
2004-12-03 10:20:22 AM  
Isn't it obvious? British gay-boys are knockin' boots where no one visits, the cemetary.

The brits completely unaware of why naken men and piles of clothes are left baffled. Hilarious.

I think there are lots of websites in england where you can arrange park/cemetary encounters.

Those poor, horny homos.
 
2004-12-03 10:25:42 AM  
Cottaging? They call it "cruising" in the states.
 
2004-12-03 10:36:50 AM  
"It's obvious we need public nudity to be legal. There'll be less incentive for going nekkid in cemeteries."

I agree to a point. State fairs, monster truck shows and Wal-Marts should require their patrons to be fully clothed, in clothes that are not three sizes too small.
 
2004-12-03 10:41:45 AM  
dynayellow,

Love the "Young Ones" pic. Hadn't seen the show in years. I used to love watching it.

I miss the good old days when peopele just drank beer, smoked weed, and listened to Motley Crue in grave yards.
 
2004-12-03 10:49:59 AM  
I used to want to be buried with my butt sticking out of the ground, so visitors would have somewhere to park their bicycle.

Now, I'm not so sure.
 
2004-12-03 10:51:22 AM  
Sounds like something from...
 
2004-12-03 11:18:35 AM  
I have made arrangments to be thrown naked off a cliff with "I'm Flying!!!!" magic markered on my butt when I die.
 
2004-12-03 11:50:54 AM  
"A naked American man stole my baloons..."

/obscure
 
2004-12-03 11:59:40 AM  
kasarul - An American Werewolf in London.
 
2004-12-03 12:00:49 PM  
BloodyPuppy I've lived many places, but never a place where a graveyard is a scenic place to take a family stroll.

I live near Kensal Green cemetery, one of the old Victorian ones, and it's a lovely place to walk. Lots of old statuary, angels and Egyptian-type pyramids and weird epitaphs to read, and all crooked and picturesque. No naked men, but you can't have everything.
 
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