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(TPC)   High school coach suspended for biting head off live bird   ( divider line
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5755 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Feb 2002 at 8:32 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-02-26 08:33:36 AM  
2002-02-26 08:35:04 AM  
*insert obligatory Ozzy reference here*
2002-02-26 08:40:24 AM  
He forgot that he was no longer in college.
2002-02-26 08:40:48 AM  
Anyone hear that Ozzy was so farked up one time that he snorted ants? That's just nasty. They would bite your inner nose and esophagus the whole way down. What if they got stuck and started crawling up to his brain? Hmmm, that would actually explain a lot.
2002-02-26 08:41:07 AM  


Ozzie, ozzie, ozzie, ozzie

How's that?
2002-02-26 08:47:18 AM  
"It was good, clean, innocent fun," Bright said after the meeting. "But maybe I was not thinking clearly."

Well freaking duh. Gilloutine please...
2002-02-26 08:47:48 AM  
the bird wasn't really live, you could see the movement of the lips weren't alligned with the music
2002-02-26 08:48:17 AM  
Didn't this guy play in little nicky
2002-02-26 08:50:10 AM  
"Nobody got hurt"
How about the bird?

Ooops, I forgot, already dead so it can't feel and therefor can't hurt.
2002-02-26 08:52:13 AM  
2002-02-26 08:52:47 AM  
Haha... umm... wtf.. that would have been nuts
2002-02-26 08:52:56 AM  
justice requires something to bite the head off this guy while he is still alive.
2002-02-26 08:52:59 AM  
What a way to motivate your team. My coaches always gave a speech...they were never this creative.
2002-02-26 08:53:21 AM  
"It was good, clean, innocent fun,"

no it wasnt good
no it wasnt clean
no it wasnt innocent
2002-02-26 08:56:01 AM  
Halothree: So, are you saying it was fun?
2002-02-26 08:56:49 AM  
mmmmmm....tastes like chicken.
2002-02-26 09:00:40 AM  
[image from too old to be available]
...if this guy gets arrested for peeing on the Alamo next, he's a [image from too old to be available]
2002-02-26 09:02:23 AM  
Whoa that the headless chicken that lived for like a month after it got its head chopped off?
2002-02-26 09:05:10 AM  
GooberMcFly: So, are you saying it was fun?

well maybe it was fun for him?
i think 'fun' is a more subjective term than the others
not my idea of fun though
2002-02-26 09:06:15 AM  
"The incident occurred Dec. 28 at Bright's parents' home in Connersville."

Shiat, someone from my hometown finally makes the news, and if has to be for this?
2002-02-26 09:06:37 AM  
Yeah. I think it's name is Mike. I feel like I want to vomit if I look at that picture too long. It's like playing Return to C. Wolfenstein. You just start to freak out.
2002-02-26 09:12:20 AM  
i thought the headless chicken lived for years.... because they took it on a cross country tour
2002-02-26 09:14:23 AM  
Mike the Headless Chicken

He's dead after choking in an Arizona motel.
2002-02-26 09:15:35 AM  
2002-02-26 09:15:35 AM  
...apparently dead in this thread, too
2002-02-26 09:16:30 AM  
It is a PETA set up.
Conspiracy!! Conspiracy!!
2002-02-26 09:17:16 AM  
mike lived a lot longer than a month.. interesting story behind him too, but that's a tangent. i personally feel this didn't affect his ability to teach anywhere near as much as him believing this was good clean innocent fun.. the man is obviously criminally jock and therefore should be stripped naked and forced to run the gauntlet of crushed and humiliated middle age nerds he tormented when he was in school. preferrabley at a star trek convention or the ticket line of a long awaited sci-fi/fantasy film..
2002-02-26 09:19:35 AM  
'...was suspended for two weeks without pay.'

Anyone willing to bet what he's going to eat now that the money is gone?
2002-02-26 09:22:38 AM  
2002-02-26 09:24:36 AM  
"Jason Williams, an 18-year-old senior who saw the incident, said his coach essentially acted on a dare from the rest of the team.
"It didn't bother me," said Williams, who has been coached by Bright for six years. "We thought we were having a good time and nothing would come of it. We thought it was no big deal, so we told our families and friends." "

Hmmm. Back when *I* was in high school, we graduated after
*four* years. Maybe things are different in Indianapolis.
2002-02-26 09:27:02 AM  
cheeky, i think maybe he liked the "coaching" so much he's continued to show up even after graduation.
2002-02-26 09:30:23 AM  
"Nobody was hurt"?!?!?!?! What about the bird? Jeebus, what a sick bastard! I'd want him fired.
2002-02-26 09:33:12 AM  
Oh. The bird was already dead. Still farking sick. I mean, how long had the bird been dead, anyway? Disgusting sick fark. Still think he should be fired.

If we go for the "it was already dead" excuse, then that guy in Georgia shouldn't be in as much trouble as he is for burying those 300+ people instead of cremating them. They're already dead, who cares if he just dumps them in the back yard?

Sick sick sick
2002-02-26 09:34:50 AM  
Ok, so where did the "it was already dead" idea come from in this thread??? The article (I checked again) said it was a live sparrow. So I'm back to my original comment. *sigh*
2002-02-26 09:35:16 AM  
2002-02-26 09:40:11 AM  
...speaking of Ozzy...has anyone seen the ads for that Ozzy family show?
2002-02-26 09:42:08 AM my school this kind of stuff didn't happen. Our teachers just slept with the students. And, that my friends, is good, clean, wholesome fun.
2002-02-26 09:47:59 AM  
It's a damn shame he didn't spike it into asphalt to inspire the football team
2002-02-26 09:49:30 AM  
i say they should fire him and make mike tyson the new coach.
2002-02-26 09:53:59 AM  
Pictuered on left??? He looks just like an ad banner...
2002-02-26 09:54:09 AM  

My guess is Camden, New Jersey.

Do I win a prize?
2002-02-26 09:56:43 AM  
It's not funny. It's not fun.
it is neither fun nor fun.
2002-02-26 10:04:21 AM  
Ok, he's a jock who's never grown up. If he had grown up or had any intellect, he'd do something besides "coach" boys in skimpy clothes while they roll around with each other on the floor...

Then again, maybe he's a smart fag and has his dream job....
2002-02-26 10:05:21 AM  
Our teachers just slept with the students. And, that my friends, is good, clean, wholesome fun.

I hear that happens a lot in Oklahoma :)

*suddenly have the urge to become a college professor*
2002-02-26 10:10:34 AM  
clarkins, you can't say fag! they like to be called pole smokers.
2002-02-26 10:11:02 AM  
Is anybody but me wondering wtf they were doing with a live sparrow?
2002-02-26 10:12:56 AM  
dirkvalentine, actually, that was why i read the whole article, i needed to know how they got one. alas i will never know.
2002-02-26 10:13:21 AM  
Suspended for 2 weeks? He should be fired.. or jailed or something.
2002-02-26 10:22:23 AM  
At his parents house? Did he still live with his mommy and daddy or something?
2002-02-26 10:38:55 AM  
[image from too old to be available]
"I would never do such a thing."
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