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(Mansfield News Journal)   Authorities throw the book at 50-year-old prostitute Kyung Sook for turning a gas station into a brothel. Sook ducks   (mansfieldnewsjournal.com) divider line 67
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2004-12-02 01:09:58 PM
Well in, lad! Well in!
 
2004-12-02 01:13:23 PM
She is 68 years old and Central Ohio makes Mound House NV look good! Ohio, the reason Lake Erie is dead! Oh, one more thing, Chief Wahoo, classy. Ohio, the mistake by the lake.
Flamewar? Bring it on Woody Hayes bastard spawn. Aretest is honorary Ohio goon.
Tired of making fun of WV.
 
2004-12-02 01:22:57 PM
bullseye,submitter.
 
2004-12-02 01:24:05 PM
Nicely played, Submitter.

Very subtle...
 
2004-12-02 01:29:42 PM
Bravo, submitter.
 
2004-12-02 01:42:29 PM
It got so busy in there they couldn't serve all their customers, so some men left

But they'll come again.

/nice one, submitter
 
2004-12-02 07:24:32 PM
Damn. That's all I can say... Damn. Nice one.
 
2004-12-02 09:27:51 PM
I got ten dollars that says submitter has a script to automatically google every day for article containing the words "sook" and "prostitute."
 
2004-12-02 09:59:55 PM
OOOOOOOHH!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!
 
2004-12-02 10:15:04 PM
Balls on chin, submitter.
Balls on chin!
 
2004-12-03 12:46:41 AM
Golf clap for that one...
 
2004-12-03 01:35:10 AM
Bravo!
 
2004-12-03 01:35:16 AM
Tits.
 
2004-12-03 01:35:51 AM
Sook ducks.>/i? This is probably the only reason it was grenlighted.
 
2004-12-03 01:36:33 AM
Oh fark. Stupid keyboard!
 
2004-12-03 01:36:57 AM
Sook Ducks is awesome. Probably the only time it will ever be used in FARK.


*golf clap*
 
2004-12-03 01:38:03 AM
aerojockey that ten dollars can get you happy ending.

/love you long time.
 
2004-12-03 01:39:15 AM
Kudos on the headline
 
2004-12-03 01:42:46 AM
Yeah, so I was wondering who would hire a 68 year old prostitute, until I saw the article was from Mansfield. Having lived there for a while, lemme just say this--BostonJerk, I don't think anyone's gonna start a flamewar over this one, b/c Mansfield really isn't worth defending. I'd take a 68 year old over a Mansfield native any day.

/cleveland rocks, though.
 
2004-12-03 01:43:21 AM

Farking police. Because of this raid no boom-boom for soul brothers today.


68 year old prostitute ? Sorry, I do not want my peener to wind up smelling like Ben Gay.

 
2004-12-03 01:47:46 AM
Suk ducks?

/closest GIS I could find
 
2004-12-03 01:53:29 AM
I bet her "area" looks like someone kicked a hole in the side of a rotting hogs carcas.

/lovz the wrinkies
 
2004-12-03 01:54:43 AM
Owner: "what do you need?"

Customer: "oh, just here to fill her up."

Owner: "You want lube too?"

Customer: "Yeah, and how much to check out the tailpipe?"

Owner: "That cost extra my friend"
 
2004-12-03 01:57:58 AM
Submitter needs a medal for the headline, I say.
 
2004-12-03 01:58:30 AM
aerojockey
I got ten dollars that says submitter has a script to automatically google every day for article containing the words "sook" and "prostitute."


Dammit, I've been using "suck prostate" in my script

/still waiting for the greenlight
 
2004-12-03 02:17:34 AM
"Sook Ducks is awesome. Probably the only time it will ever be used in FARK."
I dunno, I've seen Fark cliches get started with much much less....
/well played, submitter
 
2004-12-03 02:18:24 AM
nice job submitter. . .

I am a little queasy from the mental pictures after reading that article and subsequent comments. . .lordy there are some desperate people out there. . .
 
2004-12-03 02:20:46 AM
I submitted this with a funnier headli...oh, wait, no I didn't.

/Great headline, submitter
 
2004-12-03 02:21:16 AM
Yeah... that headline deserves a complimentary free month of TF. We need to keep this one around.
 
2004-12-03 02:30:42 AM
I bet her "area" looks like someone kicked a hole in the side of a rotting hogs carcas.

This thread is worthless without pics.
 
2004-12-03 02:36:25 AM
No pics of 50 and 68 year old prostitutes? (chang nyu in their own language (or ssibalnyun, a slang and much more derrogatory word for prostitute))...

Damn.
 
2004-12-03 02:36:31 AM
MattFoley: This thread is worthless without pics.

But would be scary with them.
 
2004-12-03 02:42:53 AM
Hall of fame headline, submitter.
 
2004-12-03 02:51:45 AM
That headline is a farking masterpiece. I one day hope to attain such levels of spiffiness.
 
2004-12-03 02:59:30 AM
No more boom boom for that baby-san.
 
2004-12-03 03:01:51 AM
Seriously, that was the single greatest headline evar.
 
2004-12-03 03:30:07 AM
Huzzah submitter!
 
2004-12-03 04:05:47 AM
another cheer for the headline. made me smile...very clever.
 
2004-12-03 04:08:03 AM
Brilliant headline! The first time I read it, I was bewildered, and trying to make something sexual out of it (heh... imagine that). Then I read it again, and it clicked, and I got a good chuckle.
 
2004-12-03 04:25:54 AM
WONDERFUL headline.

*clapclapclapclap*
 
2004-12-03 04:48:24 AM
Well, for a start, these women were probably the same age as most of their customers. And a 50-year old Korean woman cannot be compared to a 50 year old White woman, either. I know a whole bunch of Koreans that age (My wife and her friends), and they are all very good-looking women. Now, 68 seems to be pushing it a bit,but apparently her clients weren't complaining.
 
2004-12-03 05:55:14 AM
OK, I don't get it.

/moran
 
2004-12-03 06:13:18 AM
Really... someone help me out please. Soak ducks? Suke ducks?

/baffled
 
2004-12-03 07:03:24 AM
mander

"Duke sucks" is yet ONE MORE running headline joke. Now, we have the dyslexic version.

Right on, submitter.

/dyslexia nazis back off, I know that's not true dyslexia
/anyone remember the Bugs Bunny indian, Little Running Joke?
 
2004-12-03 07:19:08 AM
Well done Sir! Well done.
 
2004-12-03 07:37:00 AM
Mad propz for the headline, submitter. Thy cleverness knows no bounds.
 
2004-12-03 07:52:49 AM
We are in the presence of headline greatness.

/removing shoes
 
2004-12-03 08:06:32 AM
Props. To. Submittar.

/chuckle
//1 vote for "most redundant thread evar"
 
2004-12-03 08:19:17 AM
Submitter wins the Headline Writer of the Year Award.

Elsewhere...

BostonJerk writes:

She is 68 years old and Central Ohio makes Mound House NV look good! Ohio, the reason Lake Erie is dead! Oh, one more thing, Chief Wahoo, classy. Ohio, the mistake by the lake.
Flamewar? Bring it on Woody Hayes bastard spawn. Aretest is honorary Ohio goon.
Tired of making fun of WV.


It's apparent you know about as much about Ohio as Hollywood will allow you to glean from a couple of movies.

I yawn in your general direction.

--h
/lives in Ohio
 
2004-12-03 09:41:41 AM
Bravo to the submitter. You must have played "Nord and Bert Couldn't Make Head Nor Tail Of It" back in the day...

/shake a tower, pan of keys...
 
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