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(Tampa Tribune)   Dwarf tossing suit to be short lived.   ( divider line
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2002-02-26 08:44:18 AM  
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laws and farking political correctness! I say toss away. It's not like dwarf-tossing is a terrorist act or something.
2002-02-26 08:51:32 AM  
There'll be no dwarf tossing around here!

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2002-02-26 08:53:45 AM  
"If it weren't for being able to perform at bars and nightclubs, he would not be able to make a living."

"He left the courthouse in a stretch limousine."

Sounds like he's doing ok to me...
2002-02-26 08:57:08 AM  
For my money, nothing beats a little pun.

2002-02-26 09:21:21 AM  
In related news, giants are once again allowed to masturbate (or am I the only one reading that headline in a perverted manner?)
2002-02-26 09:23:01 AM  
"There are no agency rules on enforcement. The law simply states that bar owners can be subject to fines and losing their liquor license."

Oh, that's all? Well why would any bar owner have a problem with that?
2002-02-26 09:30:19 AM  
Why does "tossing the dwarf around" sound masterburtory to me?

Kinda like "roughing up the suspect."
2002-02-26 09:38:10 AM  
Evil Camel: Kinda like "roughing up the suspect."

Sounds like kinky sex to me.
2002-02-26 09:45:29 AM  
Yeah, could be.

Or better yet: "Going 12 rounds with the bald-headed champ."

*I need to seek counselling...*
2002-02-26 09:45:39 AM  
Yet another shining example of Tampa radio...

I miss Ron & Ron...
2002-02-26 09:58:34 AM  
This is FARKed. How else is a 2 foot tall guy supposed to make a living?
These guys are getting the short end of the straw every time.
They should stand up for themselves...Oops, they are!
2002-02-26 10:00:45 AM  
I've got a short comment to make


2002-02-26 10:16:31 AM  
this little pun game is nothing but a bunch of low blows. a tiny amount of respect from you small-minded bastards wouldn't kill you.
2002-02-26 10:21:49 AM  
AMEN. Now I can still do midget/dwarf tossing for that bachelor's party that I'm planning.

Midget tossing, boobies and beer. what an American combo!
2002-02-26 10:21:59 AM  
Why not let the midgets get tossed? I'm stumped.
2002-02-26 10:22:10 AM  
I can't believe they put that as the headline of the article.
2002-02-26 10:39:23 AM  
IOC should get off their ass, and make Dwarf tossing an olympic sport.
2002-02-26 10:46:58 AM  
Publikwerks: no doubt. Toss those little bastards down the luge head first or something wacked out like that.
2002-02-26 11:00:49 AM  
I had a dwarf tossing suit that was short lived, as well. The girls ripped it to shreds, I tell you what! Now I have to toss dwarves while in the buff...
2002-02-26 11:18:17 AM  
Other great tallywhacking euphemisms:

Wind surfing off Mt. Baldy
Burping the turtle
Jerkin the gherkin
Five finger practice tunnel
Polishing the bishop
Sponging the bear
Taking a practice swing in the on-deck circle
Frosting the pastry

And the only one I've ever heard for women:
Scratching the badger

Anyone got any other good'uns?
2002-02-26 12:16:08 PM  
If we had awards for "Best Headline" at Fark, this one would definately recieve honorary mention, at least.
2002-02-26 12:23:48 PM  
2002-02-26 12:35:08 PM  
Didn't the lil' people of the world have a contract out on Randy Newman ?
2002-02-26 01:19:57 PM  
Actually, we could make it a summer and winter olympic event.
In the summmer, you toss em into that pile of dirt the long jumpers use, and go for distance.
In the winter, it could be like curling. People sweeping infront of your dwarf, trying to hit the other teams dwarf out of the circle.
2002-02-26 01:24:12 PM  
For women: Stroking the Camel Toe
2002-02-26 03:39:33 PM  
my sister's a dwarf so i've been to an LPA meeting in MN. Nothing scarier than walking into a hotel and being taller than all 200 ppl in the lobby. I was like "damn i didn't drop acid today did I?"
2002-02-26 04:00:51 PM  
the list of weird stories from tampa and clearwater is getting longer
2002-02-26 09:14:13 PM  
If you want to convince people that something needs to be legalized so you can make a decent living, don't leave the courthouse in a stretch limousine.
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