4w350m3 h34d1in3!!!!

7r3b3k is teh r0x0r.

You dont pay D&D with a board asshat.

/Gets his dice and leaves.

This happened again?

Lexington Kentucky.... Seems to me we all know someone else from there...

can't...quite....place it...

If this kid did this again, he's a tool. If he did not, the submitter is a tool. Either way, toolage abounds.

Thank you, Wooten, at least somebody else here knows that those silly geeks would be wiping milk off of their DM screens.

Um . . . I mean . . . so I would guess.

/grabbing my dice and screen and leaving

Damn right alhazred been DMing every week for the last year. Yes I have a job, and no i dont live with my parents.

/Let my people go

Real DMs don't use screens.

/OGDM

alhazred, Wooten, lordargent: The fact that I know what you're talking about makes me sad.

/gf of a gaming geek
//different genre of geek myself

U sure do play DnD with a bord.

assuiming you are plaing the new 3.5 edition rules and not the ancient stone age 2nd edition or *stifled laughter* 1st edition

I play 3.5, and i see no board, EdMon. Now if youre playing chainmail, you do indeed use a board.

I'm referring to the combat board for combat. I use 4 chessboards put together and pewter figurines.

/belives a chessboard is a board

OK, I'm old, so could someone please explain this to me?

/eh sonny?

speedy The 1337 thing or the D&D thing?

EdMon boards/figures are still optional in 3.5, just as they were in 3, 2, and I believe the original AD&D. Personally, I find that they just slow down combat, we haven't used them since the first campaign we used them.

Oh, and a shoutout to that kid. Brilliant.

So help me out here, as I have never used that nerd speak before...just what does 1337 mean?

/almost 40

leet

1337 kinda looks like LEET, short for ELITE.
/R7|=4

NERDS!!!

He was really good, though.

D&D boards? *snickers like a dork*

We always used the number 2337. What it stands for is much cooler.

This guy *must* be a farker. If he isn't, he will be soon.

I submitted this two weeks ago. Lame.

Saw this a few weeks ago. I laughed SO HARD at this, I was so close to vomitting. I don't know what made it so funny, but god, I was close to dying.

I submitted this two weeks ago as well and my headline was much funnier. It mentioned something about Trebeks mother still being a whore.

Nerds!

I could smite you all with my +6 sword, but since I have attained +12 gamesmanship, I simply smirk and stealthily exit this thread.

I DM.... and the group I'm with hates minis and boards, so I only use them in cases where I suspect it'll be important (like the Thanksgiving Eve game in which there were 5 sides to a single battle - and since most of the combatants could fly, I did a second board to indicate height)

In any case, the guy in the story was a moron the first time he did it, and he's still a moron.

Myrna, it's good to see you - it's been awhile.

/played D&D, 2nd ed, with a roll-up hexagonally gridded map.

can I just say that nerd is teh fine?!

/hot4nerds

I didn't know what "1337" meant either until someone explained it to me in reference to my fark account number.

Fark, it's not news...it's olds

Does anyone else think that he's dropping a subtle hint that he somehow hacked the Jeopardy question database and is gloating a little bit?

Yeah, yeah...tinfoil hat....

I'd bet 8008135

wooten:
You dont pay D&D with a board asshat.

/Gets his dice and leaves.

teh funniest thing i've read all farking week

If he wasn't a pussy he would have gone for the full 31337 wager

Even I know that D&D doesn't use a board, and I play Magic.

/is a different breed of gaming geek
//is picking up his deck and leaving

wow....when my friend who goes to CMU said it's nerd heaven he wasn't kidding!

I still am confused. Is leet funny? When is it used?


/Deny ever playing D & D. I avoid the topic because I am afraid my eyes will twitch.

Is it a bad thing if I snorted when I read that? Yeah? Dammit.

heh heh.. Hilarious but this is old news...

Isn't amazing how all the incredibly smart Jeopardy winners give 10 percent to their churches?? Somewhere, George Carlin is laughing.

I play D&D with a board.

Actually, now that I think about it, we pretty much just use beer and rum.

6332!

Wooten:

I play 3.5, and i see no board, EdMon. Now if youre playing chainmail, you do indeed use a board.

How do you determine attacks of opportunity without a board? The only way to fully use the ver 3 & 3.5 rules is with a board.