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moth		2002-02-25 05:02:01 PM

19 votes:

"C'mon kid, take it like Ernie."

Gambar		2002-02-25 07:21:16 PM

16 votes:

Heh heh...

Blair		2002-02-25 05:18:20 PM

9 votes:

"There there little one. Just a few seconds in the head sharpener and it will be all over."

Comment Bot		2002-02-25 05:37:34 PM

6 votes:

"la la la la lump in my pants"

Melquiades		2002-02-25 08:16:06 PM

5 votes:

Boy, kids' backpacks just keep getting bigger and bigger

El Bulbil Emir		2002-02-25 05:51:36 PM

5 votes:

One more comment about your Uncle Bert's eyebrow and you'll never see you Mommy again!

GooberMcFly		2002-02-25 05:07:20 PM

5 votes:

Bert just told the child that workers have found broken glass, blood, feces and semen on the library floors.

El Cerdo Loco		2002-02-25 05:03:05 PM

5 votes:

You sure struggle a lot more than Ernie does!

whoops

AlgertMan		2002-02-25 05:01:53 PM

5 votes:

BERT: I CLAIM HIM IN THE NAME OF SATAN!!!!

Tegro		2002-02-25 11:24:45 PM

4 votes:

Something for the simpsons fan:

simian03		2002-02-25 08:43:47 PM

4 votes:

"SHOW ME ON THIS BABY WHERE THE BAD PUPPET TOUCHED YOU."

meek		2002-02-25 05:01:11 PM

4 votes:

"Hold still, I need to check your temperature!"

Firebird		2002-02-25 09:52:50 PM

3 votes:

"I AM NOT A FARKING POKEMON YOU DAMN KID!!!"

grizzlyjohnson		2002-02-25 06:47:14 PM

3 votes:

"Is that water boiling YET?"

Henchman		2002-02-25 06:15:21 PM

3 votes:

It's "Jim Henson's Dragonball-babies Z!"

rwkasten		2002-02-25 05:32:32 PM

3 votes:

"You may have survived the heart surgery, punk, but this is a whole new ride!"

HughJass		2002-02-25 05:26:17 PM

3 votes:

"The one thing I've learned in my 30 years of dealing with children is that if you squeeze them hard enough, they'll scream really really loud. And then they just stop moving for some reason I haven't figured out yet."

KentuckyBob		2002-02-25 05:24:36 PM

3 votes:

"Lady if ya want the kid back, you'll have to play with MY rubber ducky!"

rwkasten		2002-02-25 05:18:00 PM

3 votes:

"She's in a lot of pain, mister, she needs a vet. She broke her leg on the way down. I know it."

der_jackal		2002-02-25 05:14:45 PM

3 votes:

"C'mon kid sing it with me...B is for Boobies they're good enough for me...B is for Boobies.."

yes, I know
#define LAME_JOKE TRUE

SLAYERSWINE		2002-02-25 05:05:29 PM

3 votes:

Hey you little punk, I can give you a lot more loving than those fuggin' teletubbies !

Shant		2002-02-25 05:02:08 PM

3 votes:

Insert some Osama Bin Laden poster reference here.

KidKai		2002-02-25 08:11:01 PM

2 votes:

"Help me! Heeeeeeelp me!"

Frink		2002-02-25 06:47:25 PM

2 votes:

Just to prove he is evil, Bert crushes a baby with his bare hands.

Dale_Gribble		2002-02-25 06:17:29 PM

2 votes:

"Mommy, I don't wanna go to Browntown!"

KentuckyBob		2002-02-25 05:27:45 PM

2 votes:

No matter how much Osama changes kids still know there is something inherently wrong with this guy.

bcp01scu05		2002-02-25 05:25:43 PM

2 votes:

Aw, what's wrong? How about a joke? You want a joke? How about this one: what's more fun than nailing a dead baby to a wall? Ripping it off again!... *looking at baby's mother*... What?

Sir_Paco		2002-02-25 05:20:36 PM

2 votes:

Hmm... The kids usually dig my uni-brow.

-KurT-		2002-02-25 05:12:31 PM

2 votes:

"NO BERT! no matter what you say, incest is NOT best"

diesel		2002-02-25 05:11:03 PM

2 votes:

"Catch Ernie!"

El Cerdo Loco		2002-02-25 05:05:17 PM

2 votes:

Todays' show is brought to you by the letters
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Astra		2002-02-25 05:04:20 PM

2 votes:

"Mommy, he's poking me!"

salsashark1		2002-02-26 12:38:38 AM

1 votes:

Burt takes hostage to protest the treatment of fellow muppets being held at Camp X-Ray.

destructicon		2002-02-25 11:10:55 PM

1 votes:

Kid: "WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, a bunch of nerds on the internet are putting words into my mouth! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Sorry, I know this is really dumb but everythings been taken... even my unabrow one!

rhizome23		2002-02-25 09:01:21 PM

1 votes:

riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs

Nasal_Avenger		2002-02-25 06:41:49 PM

1 votes:

Whoa! That's tight!

Peaceboy		2002-02-25 06:21:07 PM

1 votes:

Bert's progress at his weekly Gay Parenting Support Group continues to move along slowly as junior, once again, insists on being held by Rosie O'Donnell.

BillDarryl		2002-02-25 05:33:04 PM

1 votes:

Coming to theaters this summer.... The Amazing Colossal Bert!! Bathed in radiation, an innocent puppet mutates into a 7 foot high unibrowed monstrosity, and must satisfy its appitite for... BABY FLESH!! (bum bum BAAA!!) Jimmy Smits.

bcp01scu05		2002-02-25 05:20:34 PM

1 votes:

Bert: "Hey little guy, c'mon, let's sing... I love you, you love me, we're a happy.... oh shiat, wrong costume."

Yes, I know it's lame.

punacat		2002-02-25 05:17:50 PM

1 votes:

"Doin' the uh-uh Pigeon"

mrkevt		2002-02-25 05:16:14 PM

1 votes:

(kid) Mommy, I wanted Big Bird not...BIG Bert.

(bert) I dont care what you want kid, I still get 5 bucks per photo, go ahead and cry your eyes out. heh heh

(kid) Lets see how you like this pee on your knee.

(bert) That will cost 2 more bucks. heh heh