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2002-02-25 04:59:25 PM
Original:
 
meek
2002-02-25 05:01:11 PM
"Hold still, I need to check your temperature!"
 
AlgertMan
2002-02-25 05:01:53 PM
BERT: I CLAIM HIM IN THE NAME OF SATAN!!!!
 
moth
2002-02-25 05:02:01 PM
"C'mon kid, take it like Ernie."
 
Shant
2002-02-25 05:02:08 PM
Insert some Osama Bin Laden poster reference here.
 
El Cerdo Loco
2002-02-25 05:03:05 PM
You sure struggle a lot more than Ernie does!


whoops
 
Astra
2002-02-25 05:04:20 PM
"Mommy, he's poking me!"
 
El Cerdo Loco
2002-02-25 05:05:17 PM
Todays' show is brought to you by the letters
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
 
SLAYERSWINE
2002-02-25 05:05:29 PM
Hey you little punk, I can give you a lot more loving than those fuggin' teletubbies !
 
jdbdallas
2002-02-25 05:06:10 PM
"Hey Bert, why are you such a pedophile, Bert?"
 
Ruined 1
2002-02-25 05:06:44 PM
Crap !! Him just shiat his pants !!!
 
GooberMcFly [TotalFark]
2002-02-25 05:07:20 PM
Bert just told the child that workers have found broken glass, blood, feces and semen on the library floors.
 
diesel
2002-02-25 05:11:03 PM
"Catch Ernie!"
 
-KurT-
2002-02-25 05:12:31 PM
"NO BERT! no matter what you say, incest is NOT best"
 
a4tun8grrrl
2002-02-25 05:13:37 PM
His unibrow's gonna eat me!
 
der_jackal
2002-02-25 05:14:45 PM
"C'mon kid sing it with me...B is for Boobies they're good enough for me...B is for Boobies.."


yes, I know
#define LAME_JOKE TRUE
 
mrkevt
2002-02-25 05:16:14 PM
(kid) Mommy, I wanted Big Bird not...BIG Bert.

(bert) I dont care what you want kid, I still get 5 bucks per photo, go ahead and cry your eyes out. heh heh

(kid) Lets see how you like this pee on your knee.

(bert) That will cost 2 more bucks. heh heh
 
punacat
2002-02-25 05:17:50 PM
"Doin' the uh-uh Pigeon"
 
rwkasten [TotalFark]
2002-02-25 05:18:00 PM
"She's in a lot of pain, mister, she needs a vet. She broke her leg on the way down. I know it."
 
Blair
2002-02-25 05:18:20 PM
"There there little one. Just a few seconds in the head sharpener and it will be all over."
 
bcp01scu05
2002-02-25 05:20:34 PM
Bert: "Hey little guy, c'mon, let's sing... I love you, you love me, we're a happy.... oh shiat, wrong costume."

Yes, I know it's lame.
 
Sir_Paco
2002-02-25 05:20:36 PM
Hmm... The kids usually dig my uni-brow.
 
KentuckyBob
2002-02-25 05:24:36 PM
"Lady if ya want the kid back, you'll have to play with MY rubber ducky!"
 
bcp01scu05
2002-02-25 05:25:43 PM
Aw, what's wrong? How about a joke? You want a joke? How about this one: what's more fun than nailing a dead baby to a wall? Ripping it off again!... *looking at baby's mother*... What?
 
dobinky
2002-02-25 05:25:58 PM
What? Are you to good for your home?
 
HughJass
2002-02-25 05:26:17 PM
"The one thing I've learned in my 30 years of dealing with children is that if you squeeze them hard enough, they'll scream really really loud. And then they just stop moving for some reason I haven't figured out yet."
 
KentuckyBob
2002-02-25 05:27:45 PM
No matter how much Osama changes kids still know there is something inherently wrong with this guy.
 
rwkasten [TotalFark]
2002-02-25 05:32:32 PM
"You may have survived the heart surgery, punk, but this is a whole new ride!"
 
BillDarryl
2002-02-25 05:33:04 PM
Coming to theaters this summer.... The Amazing Colossal Bert!! Bathed in radiation, an innocent puppet mutates into a 7 foot high unibrowed monstrosity, and must satisfy its appitite for... BABY FLESH!! (bum bum BAAA!!) Jimmy Smits.
 
Comment Bot
2002-02-25 05:37:34 PM
"la la la la lump in my pants"
 
El Bulbil Emir
2002-02-25 05:51:36 PM
One more comment about your Uncle Bert's eyebrow and you'll never see you Mommy again!
 
Henchman
2002-02-25 06:15:21 PM


It's "Jim Henson's Dragonball-babies Z!"
 
Elvira
2002-02-25 06:16:12 PM
Mommy.!!!... Mommy!!!... MMOOMMMMMMYYYYYYYYY!!! (I get that biatch for this)
 
Dale_Gribble
2002-02-25 06:17:29 PM
"Mommy, I don't wanna go to Browntown!"
 
Peaceboy [TotalFark]
2002-02-25 06:21:07 PM
Bert's progress at his weekly Gay Parenting Support Group continues to move along slowly as junior, once again, insists on being held by Rosie O'Donnell.
 
stephenv
2002-02-25 06:31:03 PM
"1... 2... 3... Catch"
 
Nasal_Avenger
2002-02-25 06:41:49 PM
Whoa! That's tight!
 
grizzlyjohnson
2002-02-25 06:47:14 PM
"Is that water boiling YET?"
 
Frink
2002-02-25 06:47:25 PM
Just to prove he is evil, Bert crushes a baby with his bare hands.
 
Dingleberry
2002-02-25 06:56:12 PM

"B" is for "Bert Beating biatching Brat!"
 
ScullyToo
2002-02-25 07:01:35 PM
"Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!"

"Shut up kid, I have you for at least another 3 hours...."
 
Gambar
2002-02-25 07:21:16 PM
Heh heh...
 
Leopold Porkstacker
2002-02-25 07:29:23 PM
shiat, forgot the voting option.

"I said it would only hurt a little bit at first, kid. I've only got three fingers up there right now anyway, so quit your damn cryin' otherwise Ernie and I will double-team your little pussy ass!"

-he who stacks pork
 
Deoxiribonic
2002-02-25 07:37:32 PM
"sssaaaavvvvveee meeeee.."
 
KidKai
2002-02-25 08:11:01 PM

"Help me! Heeeeeeelp me!"
 
Melquiades
2002-02-25 08:16:06 PM
Boy, kids' backpacks just keep getting bigger and bigger
 
uclafalcon
2002-02-25 08:27:30 PM
I'm surprised no one had thought of this yet...



"Friends reunited at last."
 
simian03
2002-02-25 08:43:47 PM
"SHOW ME ON THIS BABY WHERE THE BAD PUPPET TOUCHED YOU."
 
Kendachi
2002-02-25 08:48:45 PM
"Bad Touch! Bad Touch!"
 
rhizome23
2002-02-25 09:01:21 PM
riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs
 
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