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(Reuters)   Man pours acid on zoo bears   ( divider line
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6419 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Feb 2002 at 2:09 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-02-25 03:15:38 PM  
Weren't the bears virgins? whats this guys problem?

I'd pour acid on those chimps that stole the guys wallet in that VISA commercial.
2002-02-25 03:16:04 PM  
ya know...he could have served the same purpose w/ poop or something. If they eat it, they're dumb (but unharmed)...if they don't, then they are still smarter than him.
2002-02-25 03:17:10 PM  
The second amendment of the constitution states:
"the right of the people to arm bears shall not be

Arm them bears!
2002-02-25 03:18:22 PM  
What is the second experiment? Stir Frying the bears?
2002-02-25 03:21:38 PM  
I'm glad this was in China because if it was in the USA the little sack of hemheroidal pus would probably get a $25.00 fine and two months probation
2002-02-25 03:27:01 PM  
Hey mods, the link I submitted about Ewan Macgregor writing letters to defend Puerto Rican circus polar bears would make a nice sidedish for this article...
2002-02-25 03:31:24 PM  
ERRRRRRR. where the fark are my images!!!!

I feel rage.

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2002-02-25 03:46:50 PM  
he was "feeding the bears", so, he should feed the bears.

you know what i'm getting at here, right? feed the bears... as in he feeds them... but not "feeds" them... they feed on him.

get it?
2002-02-25 03:48:59 PM  
2002-02-25 03:51:30 PM  
:) Thanks JOHN
2002-02-25 03:58:19 PM

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2002-02-25 04:00:30 PM  
What a douche bag! I say, toss his dumb ass into the den and let the bears exact their justice. We'll see who is "stupid" then.
2002-02-25 04:01:21 PM  
what??? no pictures????
2002-02-25 04:24:46 PM  
He was just tryin to get the gold out!!! Them chinese bears are full of gold!!
2002-02-25 04:33:53 PM  
2002-02-25 04:38:27 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

Papa Bear says, "Don't hurt the environment with your mean ol' acid! Give it to us instead!"
2002-02-25 04:41:27 PM  
He is going to prison in China.
This dude is so dead. If he is healthy he will be dead even sooner. The Chinese government will kill him and sell his organs to wealthy people in need of transplants.
2002-02-25 05:01:53 PM  
I wish the article would have explained how pouring sulfuric acid on a bear would determine whether it is intelligent or not. What, if it were intelligent, would it try to find some sodium hydroxide to neutralize it? I really don't get this experiment.
2002-02-25 06:34:32 PM  
One of the more moronic aspects of the Chinese.If they aren't killing endangered species for organs to get a rise with,they're pouring acid on bears.Also,if he gave them the acid under the guise of feeding them,where was the zoo during all of this?Irregardless,if any of those bears die,you can bet this guy's major organs go to other people and the rest of his body is either disposed of or used for food.I don't think he'll get prison raped-after all,why are so many Chinese men after items to increase penis size?
2002-02-25 06:47:30 PM  
Just kill him.
2002-02-25 06:56:27 PM  
Yet another sign of China's mental and cultural inferiority.
2002-02-25 07:06:40 PM  
Science student Josh Acid's name binds him to use an unconventional research method.

April 1, 1989: Mel Gibson hosts Saturday Night Live, performs in one of the worst skits ever.
2002-02-25 09:25:59 PM  
Hey all you people that are's a quote from the article "Liu poured sulphuric acid and caustic soda while pretending to feed them but was apprehended and taken into police custody, Xinhua said." Let me paraphrase...he poured the acid while pretending to feed them... there has been some confusion and people have been thinking that he fed the acid to them... don't worry. I don't think you're illiterate, just a heart too big to continue reading.

oh yeah...the obligatory remark so people don't flame me for being a panda hater... i think that was a deplorable act and i would personally rip his arms off and beat his momma with them...or something...
2002-02-25 09:44:59 PM  
Very good D load
2002-02-26 07:27:12 AM  
ok what the hell was this dink thinking. Feeding them and cuasing pain at the same time. The association with pain and food are now solidly implanted in these animals.
Which animal is the stupid one?
2002-02-26 11:04:56 AM  
*ironic* I useta work with an engineer who said he spent a few years in China as a kind of 'consultant'. He told me that caiptal punishment in China consisted (sometimes) od strapping the inmate in a chair, and then dipping that chair, inmate and all, neck-deep in HCL. He said he knew this, because it was *televised*.

2002-02-26 05:32:28 PM  
Archibald: Um, thanks. You know I was just joking then?
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