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(NewsNet5.com)   Man sues library to be allowed to go barefoot. Library says no because...   (newsnet5.com) divider line 125
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2002-02-25 03:42:39 PM  
__________ (action or verb).
 
2002-02-25 03:43:28 PM  
No shirt, no shoes, so service.

And librarians are hot. At least the hot ones are, anyway.
 
2002-02-25 03:43:51 PM  
Hmmmm... found blood and semen on the floor...

Wonder what section?
 
2002-02-25 03:44:15 PM  
Beat it, HIPPIE!
 
2002-02-25 03:44:24 PM  
JUST PUT ON SOME GODDAMN SHOES YOU *P&*(#$&%_)#*$()_@$(*$()#!!!!!
 
2002-02-25 03:44:25 PM  
She told the judge that workers have found broken glass, blood, feces and semen on its floors.

Holy good god.
 
2002-02-25 03:44:41 PM  
Bpitzer: children's books, derrr
 
2002-02-25 03:44:45 PM  
wha- SEMEN?!?
 
2002-02-25 03:44:59 PM  
She told the judge that workers have found broken glass, blood, feces and semen on its floors. What kind of place is this?
 
2002-02-25 03:45:27 PM  
He wore shoes to court. Smart move.
 
2002-02-25 03:45:34 PM  
Does this mean I can walk around with my wang hanging out and claim freedom of expression?
 
2002-02-25 03:45:46 PM  
Ew.
 
2002-02-25 03:46:02 PM  
She told the judge that workers have found broken glass, blood, feces and semen on its floors.

Sounds like my kitchen
 
2002-02-25 03:46:06 PM  
She told the judge that workers have found broken glass, blood, feces and semen on its floors.

Well I go barefoot at my place and this isn't a problem.

Your soles toughen up after a while.
 
2002-02-25 03:46:07 PM  
~# perl *P&*(#$&%_)#*$()_@$(*$()#!!!!!
bash: !: event not found
 
2002-02-25 03:46:07 PM  
broken glass, blood, feces and semen on its floors.
Just can't say it enough.
What the hell kind of library is this?
 
2002-02-25 03:46:11 PM  
Well, I know whenever I bleed and/or ejaculate in the library, I always make a point to wear shoes.
 
2002-02-25 03:46:35 PM  
It's just down the street from the football team's dorm...
 
2002-02-25 03:46:39 PM  
Hoosier, looks some one already "Beat it" workers have found .... and semen on its floors." :-)
 
2002-02-25 03:47:45 PM  
I like how this tag kinda made you actually read the article. I don't like the idea that the next time I visit the library I will have keep my eyes on the floor.
 
2002-02-25 03:48:08 PM  
maybe freedom of erection
 
2002-02-25 03:49:10 PM  
Was the semen found in the Paleontology section?
 
2002-02-25 03:49:46 PM  
Gee... The guy at the 25 cent peep booth place has no problem with me going in there barefoot
 
2002-02-25 03:50:10 PM  
did they say library or peep show theatre??
 
2002-02-25 03:50:31 PM  
>Philomena Dane also said the library needs to protect >patron safety. She told the judge that workers have found >broken glass, blood, feces and semen on its floors.

I've been in barns cleaner than this.
 
2002-02-25 03:52:16 PM  
I may be inviting ridicule here, but oh well:

the thought of fvcking in a library was a turn-on when I was in college, and I wasn't the only one who thought so.

but I was an English major, so that may go a long way towards explaining it.
 
2002-02-25 03:52:48 PM  
Do you need a library card to participate in the demonic orgies at the library?

6:00 am, the librarian unlocks the doors and turns on the lights.......and NAKED PEOPLE SCATTER IN ALL DIRECTIONS! ! ! ! !
 
2002-02-25 03:53:21 PM  
(sung to the tune of 'head, shoulders, knees and toes')
broken glass, blood, feces and semen
feces and semen
broken glass, blood, feces and semen
feces and semen
 
2002-02-25 03:53:29 PM  
blood, glass, and semen...

in the library.




that scares me.
 
2002-02-25 03:53:40 PM  
of course, had i done so I wouldn't have spewed all over the floor....
 
2002-02-25 03:53:50 PM  
...workers have found broken glass, blood, feces and semen on its floors.

As long as they do it QUIETLY!
 
2002-02-25 03:54:10 PM  
If you're shoeless get off the net, you're spreading diseases.
 
2002-02-25 03:54:10 PM  
I guess the librarians have been conducting "after hours" sessions...

Either that or: "...Crap! I dropped my glasses and they broke! The broken glass cut my fingers and I'm bleeding! Errgh, now I've crapped myself! This really makes me excited..."
 
2002-02-25 03:54:16 PM  
I think the court recorder made a typo, it was supposed to be seamen:
[image from nadn.navy.mil too old to be available]

A library is a fine place to learn seamanship.
 
2002-02-25 03:54:37 PM  
When warned about the blood, feces and semen on the floor, the barefoot man said "I don't mind, after all, its mine"
 
2002-02-25 03:55:24 PM  
Did you catch the name of that lawyer? Philomena. What were his/her parents thinking.

The story reminds me of getting busted in college while...well...receiving...in a library study room. The school would give you keys to these rooms that actually locked. What did they expect?
 
2002-02-25 03:56:55 PM  
Oh, and shut up and put your shoes on.....whiner!
Hey, in honor of the 2002 Winter Olympics, can we get a whiner tag for fark? Awww come on, everybody else got tags.
 
2002-02-25 03:57:52 PM  
She told the judge that workers have found broken glass, blood, feces and semen on its floors.

Sounds like one hell of a bake sale.
 
2002-02-25 03:58:28 PM  
workers have found broken glass, blood, feces and semen on its floors

Is this a library or a XXX bookstore?
 
2002-02-25 03:58:53 PM  
What a dipshiat.

She told the judge that workers have found broken glass, blood, feces and semen on its floors.

What the hell kind of library they running there?
 
2002-02-25 03:59:48 PM  
She told the judge that workers have found broken glass, blood, feces and semen on its floors.

my god, Fb- has been there.
 
2002-02-25 04:00:45 PM  
another reason to avoid the library.
 
2002-02-25 04:00:50 PM  
Is this the place they caught pee wee herman?
 
2002-02-25 04:00:53 PM  
I'd like to see a national survey, kind of like those news magazine shows about hotel bedsheets, discussing the strange places of find semen;

Wacky adventures of Semen!
Where in the world is some guy's semen?
Pee Wee's semen adventure!


he he, seamanship...
 
2002-02-25 04:01:08 PM  
If those are the only objections then the courts should approve his right to go barefoot but require him to sign a waiver that he won't sue for catchhing some strange disease.

But I go to the library and the stuff they've found is really scary.
 
2002-02-25 04:02:25 PM  
02-25-02 03:44:59 PM Namkraf
She told the judge that workers have found broken glass, blood, feces and semen on its floors. What kind of place is this?

Just like any public building that is required to let every low life degenerate in. Looked on the floor of a theatre lately...
 
2002-02-25 04:02:40 PM  
She told the judge that workers have found broken glass, blood, feces and semen on its floors.

Don't you think that simply pointing this out to the guy should have been enough to discourage him? Instead, he actually hired a lawyer and went to court to fight for his right to step in semen! Hey, knock yourself out, dude.
 
2002-02-25 04:03:40 PM  
The barefoot guy might be a homeless bum. The bums were a problem at the downtown central library where I live until the city hired more security guards.
 
2002-02-25 04:03:51 PM  
god, i hate it when people use ellipses and...
 
2002-02-25 04:04:18 PM  
That has to be the most times I've ever seen the words, "blood" "semen", and "feces" in one comment thread.

Kind of a turn-on.
 
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