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(Corporate Mofo) Boobies Corporate Mofo infiltrates Nerve.com party, Boobies ensue.   (corporatemofo.com) divider line 72
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2002-02-26 12:03:06 AM
I liked this picture at the end.

 
2002-02-26 12:04:08 AM
I like CorporateMofo's site, but that's not a b00bies post. Any votes for cool/spiffy?
 
2002-02-26 12:04:38 AM
Tame or not, it isn't as scary as Farkansas boobies.
 
2002-02-26 12:07:46 AM
I learned very early on that pictures of cute girls=Boobies=hits.

By the way, there are several pix of girls kissing... and if that ain't boobies nothing is.

Speaking of girls, I am turning off the computar machine and spending some quality time with Spinne. Later!
 
2002-02-26 12:09:17 AM
I think they got the tags mixed. No boobies, but amusing. Russian athletes=boobies.
 
2002-02-26 12:10:50 AM
very good mr. mofo, very good
 
2002-02-26 12:12:31 AM
Yes Corporate Mofo, many thanks. Girls kissing are always worth a boobies tag.
 
2002-02-26 12:12:49 AM
"We all got a name tag (I filled mine out "Drew Curtis")..."
 
2002-02-26 12:21:30 AM
WTF!
 
2002-02-26 12:25:26 AM
does any one remember alltrue.com which had videos from nerve parties.... sniff sniff now that site sure did have great boobies...
 
2002-02-26 12:35:16 AM
That's cool, but there's no boobies, and they have bascially the same thing on the nerve.com website. so boobies status is revoked. Still cool Corporate Mofo.
 
2002-02-26 12:41:40 AM
"Twenty thousand people would read my electronic ejaculation and see how farking cool I am."

hmm, i got good news and bad news for ya.
 
2002-02-26 12:44:03 AM
heh, and i remember when CorporateMofo first put his site up on Fark for people to check out. I thought it was kinda iffy then, but its got some damn good content to it, and its actually quite funny. Good job making a name for yourself in an area where most people are trudging along. As far as no boobies, scour the site, look at the nipple ring pics, theres boobies. you want hardcore boobies? go to a porn site. you want tasteful humor with a sprinkling of tattage in between, go to corporatemofo.com. and buy a shirt or something too. support those who are worth it!
 
SGF
2002-02-26 12:52:56 AM
Jane! Get me off this crazy thing!
 
2002-02-26 12:53:29 AM
Thepostaftermeisgay Hardcore boobies? MORMON
 
2002-02-26 12:55:14 AM
 
2002-02-26 12:57:23 AM
You got to go to a Nerve party?!

You Corporate Motherfarker!!

Er, damn, I mean....
 
2002-02-26 01:40:16 AM
I just want boobies when the farking tag sez boobs. Make a tag that says sluts acting bi cause they have the "nerve" and it's cool cause all the other kids are doing it.
 
2002-02-26 01:43:37 AM
I really couldn't care why they act bi, just that they do.
 
2002-02-26 04:13:08 AM
She is very cool about not getting laid at a sex party, very funny.

-=bazaa__
 
2002-02-26 05:49:32 AM
Disappointed out here in Hanover Park.
 
2002-02-26 06:05:52 AM
They need to have Nerve parties around the country for those of us that *don't* live near NYC, kinda like the Fark parties...
 
2002-02-26 07:05:10 AM
I think the boobies tag is a bit of a stretch.
 
2002-02-26 09:21:54 AM
Ken/C_M - up until recently a good friend of mine was one of the top editors at Nerve and based on what she's told me, I'm going to have to disagree with you on the stability of the publication. That's why they are only a website now, and not a print magazine.

I've also met a number of former disgruntled staffers as well as freelancers/photographers who've yet to get paid by them. Just FYI.
 
2002-02-26 09:34:16 AM
The place was chock-full of people living the sort of lifestyle that half of America, trapped in a John Cougar Mellencamp song, only knows through reruns of "Sex and the City." Single people are a huge demographic, and advertising is doing its best to convince us that we are that we are, or at least should be, young, hip, urban, and morally loose. Of course, of this, only a tiny percentage comes anywhere near realizing the lifestye in the ads and movies and TV shows, but most of us are willing to spend insane amounts of money in trying to. From "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" to "Friends," from Sex and the Single Girl to The Rules, books and TV shows about the trials and travails of single life have been a sure-fire way for the media machine to turn a profit. Entire industries have grown up around this demographic: Single people are a prime market for consumer goods such as clothes, perfumes, and, of course, vodka.

Couldn't have said it better myself...*sigh*...I hate being 23 :(
 
2002-02-26 09:36:46 AM
Uh, Nerve parties sure do bring in the UNattractive women of the NYC are, don't they?
 
2002-02-26 09:40:02 AM
TLBreer Have you had your eyes checked recently?
 
2002-02-26 09:44:46 AM
Uh, yes, I have, thank you very much.


Of the pictures where you can actually see faces, there is one girl who might be cute.


The rest, at best, are hopelessy average.
 
2002-02-26 09:47:11 AM
TL Turn OFF the TV, and go into the Real World. Most women do not look like silicone-enhanced Barbie dolls.
 
2002-02-26 09:54:44 AM
Uh, I never said they did, but just go to any normal party or bar that brings in 20 and 30-something women, and you should see women that are at least cute. Seriously.


Just because you can dress sluttily, doesn't mean that you are actually attractive.


These people remind me of the marching band losers from high school and college. Sure, to themselves they might look attractive, but that doesn't mean normal society will find them to be so.


Don't piss on my leg and try to tell me that it's raining.
 
2002-02-26 10:00:49 AM
"In like Flynn"

no no

It's: In Like Flint. From the Coburn 'Flint' movie series, dam good flicks.
 
2002-02-26 10:02:53 AM
Moku In like FLYNN, as in Errol Flynn. Check this Straightdope column.

Obey Cecil!
 
2002-02-26 10:03:42 AM
TL Check the webcam shots, m'kay?
 
2002-02-26 10:06:08 AM
Give me Farkansas boobies anyday over these smug, snooty, people who have no real life except to go to a club to be seen at a party.
 
2002-02-26 10:08:41 AM
Uh, dude, I'm looking at your article right now.


Which women are you trying to tell me are beautiful/hot/attractive? Because I'm just not seeing it. Mayhaps, hackers attacked your site and replaced the photos of the good looking women with photos of women ranging from hopelessly average to unattractive...
 
2002-02-26 10:16:11 AM
Seriously:








I mean, let's get real here, hopelessly average might even be a little on the generous side.
 
2002-02-26 10:20:36 AM
TLBreer : I see your point on SOME of the photos, but on others...? Methinks your standards are hopelessly high.
 
2002-02-26 10:21:30 AM
I hate to be devil's advocate, but I agree with TLBreer. Nice article though, CorporateMofo, sounds like you had fun.
 
2002-02-26 10:21:47 AM
TL:THANK you for farking up my bandwidth. I meant to check the B&W pictures, anyhow...

Serious question: Never mind your opinion of these girls' looks... what do you think they'd think fo you?

Clarkins: Read the text, man. Really read the text.
 
2002-02-26 10:30:04 AM
I think a photo of TL is in order here. So often I've found that really ordinary-looking men forget this quality in themselves and expect women to live up to goddess standards in order for them to be deemed attractive. Give me a freakin' break.
 
2002-02-26 10:39:50 AM
Your article about being a pron writer is a hell of a lot funnier, mofo. Hilarious.
 
2002-02-26 11:34:39 AM
TL These are somewhat regular, probably pretty nice girls and some aren't all that hard to look at, actually a couple are cute.
If they are below your standards go down to the sand nubianr store and buy yourself hef's magazine with the airbrushed pictures and jerk yourself silly. Thats probably all you get anyway.
 
2002-02-26 01:18:26 PM
I agree with TL. Those girls aren't attractive (not even mediocre) and that article is a bunch of BS just like the rest of em on Corp Mofo.
 
2002-02-26 01:19:04 PM
Ordinary biatches!
 
cez
2002-02-26 01:26:24 PM
tlbreer: youre right, but calling anyone ugly is going to make the pc police come out of the woodwork ("lets see a picture of u dude!!!! this is facist objectivity!!!")

dont think you can say this about the sandwiched states, but NYC has a great beauty to gargoyle ratio. so yes, the nerve party looks/ed rather heavy on the assfaced side.
 
2002-02-26 01:43:29 PM
this is a bad use of the boobie tag
 
2002-02-26 01:53:45 PM
y'all are shallow as hell. I'm not sure what facist objectivity is, but there is such a thing as being a dick.
 
2002-02-26 02:37:41 PM
The girls range from fairly cute to not that pretty. But I see as many if not more pretty girls walking to lunch in Georgetown.

Regards,
Shawn Pickrell
 
2002-02-26 02:47:38 PM
I just don't believe you don't think Em, Lo, Bea, and Lizzie are cute. Lizzie's a professional model, for Chrissakes! Jeebus!
 
2002-02-26 02:50:17 PM


Here's me. Every guy who doesn't think the girls in the story are pretty enough, please do the same.
 
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