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"Weird"? Who greenlights these tags?

"Ha ha!"

Now that's what I call a sticky situation!

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THAT STINGS !

Your weapons are useless against them!!!

Didn't we just do all these jokes...?

Thank you, submitter, for not using the "Today's beehive truck spill" cliche :)

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Hope they got the honeycombs while they were busy getting stung. No sense wasting good honey.

Winnie The Pooh wanted for questioning

Waiting for the bee trifecta

I Love Bees

OK skribble

"Thats gonna leave a mark"

I'll refrain from posting in this thread.

/Oops

How 'bout some boo bees?

What are you going to do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths, and when they bark, they shoot bees?

Sweeeet!

The Honey Nut Cheerio Bee is being questioned for his involvement.

Beekeeper 1: Well, sure is quiet in here today.
Beekeeper 2: Yes, a little too quiet, if you know what I mean.
Beekeeper 1: Hmm...I'm afraid I don't.
Beekeeper 2: You see, bees usually make a lot of noise. No noise --
suggests no bees!
Beekeeper 1: Oh, I understand now. Oh look, there goes one now.
Beekeeper 2: To the Beemobile!
Beekeeper 1: You mean your Chevy?
Beekeeper 2: Yes.

Bees are in the what, now?

moops wins

What is it with The Simpsons and bees?

"I wore a 15 pound beard of bees for that woman...."

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I'm cured... I mean OUCH!!

so what's the buzz on the street?

I like Honey on my Boo Bee's in the morning..

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How 'bout a two-fer?



Oh Spade, why did you leave Farley in charge of the bees?

I'm already pwned by moops but I'll still say -- I need bees so I can reload my dogs, the ones with bees in their mouths, and when they bark, they shoot bees.

Beehives crashing is just "weird"? No, it's freaking

FREAKIN' SWEET! But did someone use the leftover bees to shoplift with?

Did it smash through fruit stand first? Or maybe through an unusually large mirror carried by two men in the middle of the street?

were the bees all wearing their seatbelts?

Maybe they were part of a shoplifting ring..

That sort of story gives me the hives.

With apologies to Jesus Christ Superstar...

What's the buzz
what's a happenin'
What's the buzz
what's a happenin'

Was it a truck full of dogs with bees in their mouths so when they bark...

Ah, forget it.

Should have been submitted as: "Truck carrying beehives crashes. Driver mercifully killed at impact."

/btw...anyone else thinking that Charity is looking particularly damn fine in today's SbB banner?

Police were investigating the cause of the accident.

haven't they seen the horror movies, this is how it all starts!

first scene, redneck beekeeper tailgating truck with nuclear waste...

Sigh...you quoted JCS...you've left me with no choice but to be a lyric nazi..

"What's the buzz, tell me what's a happenin'"

"Don't you mind about the future, don't you try to think ahead. Save tomorrow for tomorrow...think about today instead."

Lord Buzz strikes again! (begins cleaning old betsy for inevitable bee-man army.)

"The bee bit my bottom, now my bottom's big!"
/Homer

moops
". . . when they bark they chew bees at you?" not "shoot bees".

/quote Nazi
//also