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(bobfromaccounting.com)   Dr. Atkins admits diet started as a joke   (bobfromaccounting.com) divider line 25
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2002-02-25 12:04:52 AM
Ha Ha very funny I can't stop eating.
 
2002-02-25 12:07:21 AM
I reckon the last couple of lines pretty much say it all...
 
2002-02-25 12:07:28 AM
Thank Jesus the man can see his penis again.
 
2002-02-25 12:08:21 AM
Gah, this article has farked up the page alignment
 
2002-02-25 12:08:22 AM
Haha! Funny...

And what's up with forgetting to put the img-src tag?
 
2002-02-25 12:10:18 AM

huge!
 
2002-02-25 12:10:46 AM
Can you even imagine how sad it would be to not be able to see your penis?

Hey, John Goodman, I'm talkin' to you, buddy!
 
2002-02-25 12:12:49 AM
My new diet program:
"You're fat cause you eat too much, NEXT....."

Now where's my houseboat?
 
2002-02-25 12:14:34 AM
satire?
wtf?
 
2002-02-25 12:15:03 AM
I admit, that had me going until the last couple paragraphs. Kudos!
 
2002-02-25 12:17:14 AM
Talk about a long assed source link. Couldn't something shorter have sufficed? It's screwing up the whole damn page.
 
2002-02-25 12:22:40 AM
Flint also thought it was a miracle when he could look down and easily see both his feet and his penis -- both of which were thought to be lost forever in the thick folds of flab.

"I don't care if the doctor really is an evil bastard," Flint said. "I can now see my penis, for God's sake. I can't thank the man enough."
 
2002-02-25 12:45:22 AM
Damn long linked farked the tables!

Revolt!
 
2002-02-25 12:55:49 AM
yeah, someone fix the lenght of that thing...
 
2002-02-25 12:57:24 AM
They should put a max length on the form for inputting custom site text, like 15 or something so this doesn't happen.
 
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2002-02-25 01:08:14 AM
Fark farked already.
 
2002-02-25 01:27:39 AM
fixed. Blame Latchkey, they submitted it with the huge tag.
 
2002-02-25 04:22:45 AM
Funny. I can't believe the number of hosers who follow this diet. Yeah, you lose weight, but it totally farks you up.
 
2002-02-25 08:15:49 AM
I can see my penis for god's sake!!!!! HHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
 
2002-02-25 09:27:46 AM
This was pretty funny to: Recent Improvement in Race Relations Due to 'Halle Berry Factor,' Says Professor
 
2002-02-25 09:30:11 AM
Dangit, link didn't get included, Try this one.
 
2002-02-25 10:54:18 AM
I lost 20+ pounds on this diet and have kept it off consistently. My "fat bastard" cap is now 170 (was in the mid 190s) and any time I start to wander it's easy to pull my weight back.

My variation now is I do low carb during the week (eggs, salads, chicken), whatever I want on the weekends, and work out on Sunday and Monday to take advantage of the carb intake on the weekends. The low carb diets work extremely well, our body's aren't designed for the highly processed carbs that make up the vast majority of the american diet...
 
2002-02-25 11:38:41 AM
Of cousre you lose weight on the Atkins diet. You are melting your kidneys and pissing them out. Once you liquify your kindeys and liver, you weigh less.
 
2002-02-25 12:41:16 PM
Can we truly trust a MAN who is happy to see a PENIS?
 
2002-02-25 10:16:12 PM
Insightful analysis, Dr. Shank :)
 
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